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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    This is a collection of unrelated fics that feature me torturing Troy Barrett

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow. For no particular reason. Certainly not because he’s fallen in love with Ilya Rozanov.

    In Montreal with lingering concussion symptoms, Ilya is advised not to fly home for a few days, and the hospital won’t release him without assurances that he has someone to stay with him until his symptoms improve. Luckily, Shane conveniently has a condo in Montreal no one knows about and a few days before he has to travel again.

    But Ilya’s symptoms don’t resolve after a few days. Which is okay; Shane can handle it. He can take care of Ilya, study Russian, lead his team into the playoffs, and keep Ilya’s continued presence in Montreal a secret. He can do everything, no problem. He is Shane Hollander after all.

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    A whump fanfiction that is secretly a fix-it.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    At that moment, Ilya knew he was hallucinating, and that he’d hit his head a lot harder than he thought.

    Because here was Shane fucking Hollander— in his fucking kitchen, wearing his fucking clothes. He was making borscht.

    “What the fuck,” Ilya croaked.

    (Ilya takes a rough hit. Shane is there to take care of him.)

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Lily: How many times can you come in an hour?

    Shane doesn’t know. But he’s happy to test it.

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    07 Dec 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 66

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    Max Verstappen
    >no pressure mate
    >the bed here is very nice
    >you can nap

    its contga,gious, George texts back after three minutes of blankly staring at the screen, waiting for it to spontaneously combust.

    If my mom had balls, she would be my dad. If George Russell had self-respect, he would not be here.

    Carlos talks Max into picking George for the Winner's Room. Because he knows Max is stupid enough not to.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    George Russell just wanted to take a shower and forget Abu Dhabi ever happened. But fate — and the FIA — had other plans. When he gets called to the Winner’s Room by none other than Max Verstappen, the champ of the season, George already knows it’s bad news. Spoiler alert: he was totally right.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Lando’s got a good job, a great wardrobe, and a shared office space with the most soul-sucking man alive. He’s not intimidated by Oscar Piastri — who has the emotional range of a filing cabinet and the charisma of a stapler, if the stapler could ruin your career with one look. He’s not.

    But now that the CEO is retiring, Lando has to charm an entire C-suite to vote for him instead of Oscar to become the new head of the company.

    Lando has allies. Oscar has secrets. There’s coffee-stained tension, shared glances that mean nothing (obviously), and a game of corporate chess that feels a little too personal.

    It’s fine. Everything is fine. Unless Oscar is already ten steps ahead. Which he probably is. Bastard.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    In which Lando stumbles across an article claiming that sex before a race boosts performance—and, in the name of science (and maybe desperation), ropes Oscar into trying it.

    It works. Too well.

    What starts as a pre-race ritual turns into something they can’t stop needing, even when the helmets come off and the emotions start creeping in.

    They’re winning races, breaking records, and maybe breaking each other in the process.

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    02 Aug 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 48

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    Zemo had intended to keep up that pace, slowly reintroducing James Barnes to the 21st century’s casual intimacy between friends. Maybe by the time they had hunted down the last of the Hydra heads that seemed to keep popping up out of nowhere, James would be able to dole out a handshake or a hug without looking like he was being stabbed (or wanting to do the stabbing).
    A hug was the final goal, the blowjob came out of nowhere.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    “You’re hard,” Lando whispered, barely moving his lips.

    Oscar’s voice was steady. “And whose fault is that?”

    “You like me in your lap?”

    Oscar didn't give him the satisfaction of a yes. He leaned in closer, his lips brushing against the sensitive skin just below Lando’s ear. “Maybe this is what it takes to get you to follow instructions.”

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    Lando and Oscar play strip poker.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    “You’re wearing my shirt,” Buck finds himself saying.

    “Oh,” Eddie says innocently, as if he’s just noticed. “I guess so. Is that a problem?”

    Buck could say that no, it isn’t a problem. Alternatively, he could tell Eddie that it is a problem, that it’s time to get Eddie some new clothes of his own. He doesn’t do either of those things.

    Instead, he says, “You could give it back.”

    In which Eddie wears Buck's clothes and Buck slowly loses his mind.

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    16 May 2025

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    And,” Hen tacks on, rolling her eyes from where she’s leaning against Chimney, “Buck’s never confirmed it, but y’know, that name is not because he’s a firefighter,” Hen wiggles her eyebrows at him and slowly holds her hands up, placing them a good seven or eight inches apart, insinuating something with the position.

    It takes Eddie an embarrassingly long moment to realize Hen is holding up what they believe Buck’s dick size is; however, the only thing Eddie can think about is how wrong they are.

    He knows what Buck is packing in his pants—a false alarm of anthrax exposure hitting Buck and Eddie had revealed certain things to the brunet after being hosed off in an opaque tent completely naked next to his best friend—and it isn’t a dick. No, it’s something that absolutely haunts his dreams—so often, it was why he and Ana had broken up. He couldn’t stop thinking of the soft, pale pink pussy that’s fat and powdered with a thatch of neat blond curls his friend hides.

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    or; i, yet again, push my "buck has a pussy" agenda because i love free will

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    09 May 2025

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    So in the middle of Eddie’s dining room, with his brain to mouth filter non-existent (as per usual), Buck blurts out, “Marry me.”

    Eddie sits straight up, looking at him with eyes wide as saucers.

    “Excuse me?”

    “W-well, just think about it. If we get married I can add you and Chris to my insurance policy and that solves your problem.”

    Eddie’s mouth forms a perfect little ‘o’. Buck waits patiently for the floor to open up and swallow him whole.

    When the ground doesn’t do as he’d hoped he realizes he has to say something else. “Obviously, w-we don’t have to,” he’s quick to assure. “But if we did it would be platonic, of course, because you’re straight and–” he pauses, praying for another rogue stroke of lightning. Anything to put him out of his misery right now. “-and like I know that I’m bi now, but this wouldn’t be like that y’know? It would just be two friends helping each other out.” He’s rambling, the words won’t stop tumbling out. “Like a friends with benefits type situation! E-except you know not those kinds of benefits! Like actual benefits! Health and dental.”

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    Eddie is moving to Texas, losing his insurance, and marrying Buck all very heterosexually and platonically.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    Now that he has one, Buck has realized that he’s never had a best friend before. Not until Eddie. Naturally, he gets a little weird about the whole thing. But who can blame him really? He’s never done this before.

    Buck (Work): come over

    Eddie Diaz: Can’t, I’m busy.

    Buck (Work): do you hate me

    Eddie Diaz: No

    Buck (Work): why do you hate me

    Buck (Work): why do youh ate me

    Eddie Diaz: I don’t hate you

    Buck (Work): whatever

    Eddie Diaz: I’ll come over after.

    Buck (Work): yay :)

     

    Or, for years, Buck has jokingly texted Eddie like a crazy possessive girlfriend and he's never actually meant it, so why does it feel so real when Eddie starts to spend time with Tommy?

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    22 Apr 2025

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    Buck stares down at himself, his right leg bent at the knee, while the other lays flat on the bed. It’s a bit arousing to look down and see something other than his dick sitting between his thighs, the thick clit he has protruding past the hood and folds, almost begging for attention. His fingers crawl down his body, following his happy trail till he slips two fingers around his clit, hiccuping a whimper when the rough skin of his knuckles scrape the sensitive gland. Fuck, this is a whole new set of sensations, and this is how it feels for girls?

    He’s a bit envious.

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    or; per bucks luck, while wrangling an erratic woman on a call, he gets covered in some shimmery powder and "cursed" by said screeching woman. only, he does actually get cursed, and instead of his dick hanging between his legs, there lies a pussy.

    then sexy times ensue because why not?

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Buck flies to Texas without warning, a bouquet in one hand and too many feelings in the other. It’s just supposed to be a visit. A birthday. A breather. One dance, one cowboy hat, and everything changes.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    “I swear, this doesn’t normally happen to me.”

    He didn’t normally run along trying to justify himself either, but it didn’t matter, because his date — Mia? Maya? — was already halfway out the door.

    “Hey, man, you don’t have to justify yourself to me… just maybe don’t go calling yourself Firehose if the hose is lacking… water pressure.”

    Buck was going to jump out a window.

    “I don’t lack water pressure, okay, this has really never happened before. And Firehose is old, I didn’t even realise that name was still attached to the profile but—”

    She sighed, “We’re not dating, Bock.” Buck’s brows wrinkled, “this was meant to be a short hookup, and your hook just isn’t going up, so I’m gonna head out.”

    Before Buck could even argue any further, Meena was gone.

    Or maybe it was Milla.

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    Eddie leaves and Buck tries to fuck about it. Instead, he fails miserably and repeatedly, gets a cat and makes some discoveries.

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    05 Apr 2025

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    The next thing Eddie does, short circuits Buck's brain.

    Eddie takes his shirt by the bottom and pulls it up and over his head, keeping it bunched up and putting it to the side on the counter.

    Eddie is now shirtless.

    He’s shirtless in his kitchen.

    Oh.

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    Buck teaches Eddie how to make lasagna over FaceTime when Eddie gets his shirt dirty and has to take it off and it alters Buck's brain chemistry.

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    05 Apr 2025

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