10 Bookmarks by disaster_trash_panda
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Our Captain, Their Problem by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.
It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,868
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 620
- Kudos:
- 33,739
- Bookmarks:
- 5,969
- Hits:
- 267,397
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07 Apr 2026
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Big Bang by DistantStorm
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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It's the 2020-2021 season. Ottawa Centaurs forward Derek Briggs, an undrafted player from the Swedish Hockey League, is having a fantastic rookie season. He makes the team out of camp, claws his way up to the second line, lives through an almost plane crash, and has a crush on his fellow rookie that just might be reciprocated. The Centaurs might even make the playoffs.
Then, news breaks that Shane Hollander is suing the Metros and MLH for terminating his contract after he came out to them in 2017. Derek, who played with Shane in Sweden after he was forced out of Montreal, gets a lot more popular for all the wrong reasons. The media seems to think he's the secret hockey player Hollander's dating, Crowell is breathing down his neck, and all of a sudden, Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov has it out for him.
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- Part 1 of Everything they Say
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,187
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 325
- Kudos:
- 1,639
- Bookmarks:
- 328
- Hits:
- 27,460
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03 Apr 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,008
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3,167
- Kudos:
- 47,944
- Bookmarks:
- 14,743
- Hits:
- 761,158
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26 Mar 2026
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Home Ice Advantage by taywrites11
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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“You’re going to Boston.”
Long after Farah hangs up, the words keep echoing in Shane’s head. If he had thought his thoughts had been chaotic this morning, when his biggest problem had been his rival potentially fucking him when he came to Montreal in two weeks, that’s nothing compared to the code-red panic that started the instant he found out he was being traded to Rozanov’s team.
Rozanov, who was supposed to be his great career rival. Rozanov, who he’s hooked up with twice now. Rozanov, who had been planning on coming to Shane’s apartment in Montreal to fuck him the next time they saw each other. God, how on Earth is Shane going to walk into his locker room in Boston in a few days time?
The impending awkwardness of dealing with Rozanov is almost enough to eclipse the hurt he’s trying to ignore. The knowledge that Montreal values him so little that they’re willing to dispose of him only six months into his rookie season. Almost, but not quite.
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Or, Shane gets traded to Boston AU.
Series
- Part 1 of Home Ice Advantage
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,933
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 1,684
- Kudos:
- 23,239
- Bookmarks:
- 6,658
- Hits:
- 369,377
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23 Mar 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,214
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 1,007
- Kudos:
- 33,122
- Bookmarks:
- 7,494
- Hits:
- 381,409
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20 Mar 2026
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back and forth from new york by alphalupi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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After coming out to Rose, Shane decides he doesn't want to lie anymore, even if he isn't sure coming out will mean he gets happily ever after with Ilya. When coming out to the Voyageurs leaves him wondering what his future in Montreal might look like, he lets himself be a little selfish, he lets himself wonder if there might be somewhere else he might be happy. If Montreal wants to get rid of a generational player, he's not about to stop them, especially if it means he can get a little closer to joy.
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Or: Shane Hollander leaves Montreal in search of something better.
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- Part 1 of back and forth from new york
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 246,196
- Chapters:
- 54/55
- Comments:
- 12,877
- Kudos:
- 26,011
- Bookmarks:
- 9,866
- Hits:
- 1,610,940
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19 Mar 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,196
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,418
- Kudos:
- 45,189
- Bookmarks:
- 9,454
- Hits:
- 280,156
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19 Mar 2026
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Mr. Emergency Contact And The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Outed By A Child by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
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Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact
Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.
***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***
Series
- Part 2 of The Mortifying Ordeal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,730
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 2,320
- Kudos:
- 18,777
- Bookmarks:
- 2,483
- Hits:
- 214,215
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19 Mar 2026
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If You Like Causing Problems in Hotel Rooms by ourloveasashield
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander walks in on something he absolutely should not have seen.
Marlow threatens murder.
Hayden is one stress-induced nosebleed away from a breakdown.
And Ilya Rozanov is having a deeply personal crisis about his gaydar.Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,796
- Chapters:
- 14/15
- Comments:
- 377
- Kudos:
- 2,819
- Bookmarks:
- 524
- Hits:
- 58,781
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14 Mar 2026
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Dream finds a
willing victimparamour to take home for the evening.Series
- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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30 Apr 2024