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Shadow the Hedgehog x Reader (Except the Reader is Batman) by dogsandcacti
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
22 Jan 2026
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You are Y/N Wayne and you are Batman. An edgy, speedy hedgehog appears in your city and you can't decide how you feel about him. Your duel life as a Wayne and as Batman keeps bringing you two together. Will feelings between you blossom?
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I'm Gonna Get on My Knees Could You Kick Me in the Face Please by dogsandcacti
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms
11 Apr 2023
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“What did you do to me?” Luigi heard a raspy voice say.
Thinking fast, Luigi pulled the flashlight out of his pocket and shone it at his attackers face. His attacker, a blonde lady with big horns wearing a black dress and crown, didn’t even flinch.
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This is a Crack Fic based on a very dumb very long joke about the song I left my Heart in San Fransisco
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"Alright, let's do this birthday girl." Trinity shook her head clear and stepped forward, linking her arm with Victoria's and walking them towards the door. "Unfortunately Pittsburgh doesn't have any actual lesbian bars, but thanks to Garcia I learned this is one of the most popular bars amongst lesbians in the city, so you should have a pretty wide selection. Any preferences? Blondes? Brunettes? Butch, Femme?"
Victoria laughed. "I'm only just getting started at this, I think the only parameter I'm going with for now is 'Girls'"
"Hey, I've been gay for years now and that's the only one I've ever needed."
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Crashtos in the stalls of the bars on a Friday night
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06 Feb 2026
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“You’re a riot, Crash,” Trinity says, casting an unimpressed glance towards the pile of deconstructed IKEA parts on the floor. “Did you seriously just give up on this shit after five minutes and send a cry for help to the first lesbian you could think of?”
“Um, no,” Victoria lies. “Of course not.”
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06 Feb 2026
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Victoria Javadi wakes up on her first day at the ED. Again.
And then again.
And then again.
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06 Feb 2026
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“Relax, I’m not looking for you to bring me home to Doctor Mommy,” Santos says. “I meant what I said earlier, I want us to be friends.”
“Oh, me too, definitely,” Victoria says.
“And friends don’t let friends clock out when they look like they’re about to pop like a champagne bottle.” Santos reaches for Victoria’s wrist. “Come on.”
After their second shift, Santos helps Javadi blow off some steam.
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06 Feb 2026
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Little tiny fic about Morgan helping Reyes with some growing pains.
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09 Jan 2026