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they said love is reaching blindly at a pit full of snakes by summermidnights
Fandoms: One Piece
30 May 2022
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“What are you going to tell them?”“We’re friends with benefits,” Nami says with a straight face. Sanji chokes on his own spit and starts coughing violently. “Except the benefit is friendship.”
“So, friends. You’re literally just friends,” Usopp monotones flatly from his room.
Alternatively: During college, you learn that not everything is as it appears. Sanji is in love with Zoro, Zoro is dating Hiyori, and Nami accidentally ends up a master wingwoman by sorta kinda maybe platonically taking Sanji off the dating market.
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01 Dec 2025
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All of Sanji's hopeless romanticism stems from the chivalry that Zeff drilled into him over the years. According to Zeff, ladies are to be wined, dined, and their wishes never to be declined. Sanji was a star pupil in that regard.
Even when he experiences rejection after rejection, Sanji isn't bothered — women don't owe him that. His respect is a gift, not a conditional exchange for romantic or sexual favors. But. Well. That doesn't change the fact that Sanji has never been kissed.
Not that he minds! Or is embarrassed in the slightest. It doesn't bother him, really — the topic doesn't surface much with his crew anyway. So Sanji really didn't think much of it. Wouldn't have thought much of it, truthfully.
Except.
Fucking Roronoa Zoro.
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24 Nov 2025
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“Are you… are you not an elf?" he backtracked, bewildered. He looked Sanji up and down, taking in the golden cascade of his hair and the elegant braids, the delicate points of his ears, his lithe build. The finely embroidered brocade of his clothing shimmered, the pale blue threads iridescent when they caught the light. Everything about him, down to his dignified poise was unmistakable. “Am I missing something?”
“No…” Sanji admitted slowly, narrowing his eyes. “You’re not missing anything.”
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30 Jun 2024
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The first thing Zoro notices about His Royal Highness, Prince Vinsmoke Sanji - Fourth Child and Thirdborn Son of the Ruling Family of Germa, etc etc is that he’s one of the most stunningly beautiful creatures the swordsman has ever laid eyes on.
The second is that he’s obnoxious.
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17 May 2024