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Captus Est Libidine by e_p_hart
Fandoms: Original Work, La Belle et la Bête | Beauty and the Beast
20 Mar 2016
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‘I am no simple Beast,’ I growled, ‘waiting to be sated with mere human flesh; no, what I want and offer is far greater than that. For if you choose to remain here, with me, you will die; and slowly. However. If you choose to deliver one of your children in your stead, they will have the opportunity to rise far, far above any common dreams you might have had for them. They will have the chance to study, and learn, and grow; and when the time comes for them to leave, they will have their chance. But be warned: they will face all twelve and one of my doorkeepers; they must defeat all; and the last cannot be defeated.' I threw him away. ‘You will have one month to decide. I will come to collect you if you have not returned.’
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After Jacqueline's husband dies, she can no longer put up with his family's incessant nagging. She leaves Tempe and moves to Maine to run an old B&B she dubs the Hyacinth House. But the picturesque town of Port Gilbert isn't as idyllic as it seems: there are too many missing children and not enough people asking questions. She makes friends and enemies alike as she investigates, uncovering a foul town tradition that eventually demands she play a part...
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The Snow Queen by e_p_hart
Fandoms: Sneedronningen | The Snow Queen - Hans Christian Andersen, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms
11 Jul 2015
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“But the queen isn’t a queen of bees; she is called the Snow Queen, and she is very beautiful, and if you get caught out-doors in a snow storm, why, the Snow Queen finds you and gives you a kiss--” And here she leaned over and kissed Kai smack on his forehead, to his distaste. “And then you find yourself asleep and warm, for-ever and ever.”
“But that’s silly,” Gerda said. “That means you die.”
“And that’s why you can’t play outside long in a snow storm,” the Grandmother said, “or else the Snow Queen will find you.”
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And back again. I debated in circles, a dog chasing his tale round and round again. I always came to the same spot in the maze, where I could go no further, only find myself transported once again back to the beginning, frustratingly set to run the race once more: how changed was Marlow, and what did this mean for him?
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I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.- Language:
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Stuff Of Legends by e_p_hart
Fandom: Christian Bible (Old Testament), Greek and Roman Mythology
18 Oct 2014
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Judge Roberta Field eyed the next case on the docket balefully. She’d known it was coming. As soon as she’d seen it appear in her schedule she’d cursed and debated “breaking a leg”, since it had been too late to have another baby as a way out. She’d convinced herself that was too extreme, however, and lulled herself into a false sense of security that she must be misremembering and it wouldn’t be that bad. So she’d decided to keep working and let it happen. And now it was here.
The Bouchard-Lukas divorce.
Again.
It had been three years since the last one, which had to be a new record.
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Elias and Peter are divorcing again. In trying to decide the division of their marital property, they need some witnesses to assist their respective cases. This is unfortunate for Jon and Martin, who would really rather be elsewhere.
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Hello,
I really like your music. Do you take requests? I often have trouble sleeping, and I wonder if you know anything that would help.
Thanks,
Will
P.S. Whatever you’re cooking smells amazing.
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Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
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Bookmarked by e_p_hart
13 Dec 2017
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Vaguely Ginny/Harry but really Ginny/Being Really Fucking Amazing, which I am totally here for.
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When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”
“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.
“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”
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23 Nov 2017
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the accidental epic by bluebeholder
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
20 Feb 2019
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After the disastrous events in New York, 1926, Percival Graves--the man Grindelwald replaced--was rescued.
In the wake of his miraculous survival, Graves found a new purpose in protecting Credence Barebone from the rest of the world. In Newt Scamander's suitcase, with help from Tina and Queenie Goldstein and a de-Obliviated Jacob Kowalski, Graves and Credence flee from MACUSA, Grindelwald, and a world that wants them both dead.
Neither of them expected to fall in love, nor did anyone expect to acquire the genuine family that they did. And that's only the beginning of the adventures. From the streets of Chicago to the mountains of Russia, from the pyramids of Egypt to the shires of England, from the dark fortress Nurmengard to the highest halls of wizarding power, the world is open before them.
What began with six lonely, broken people will end with something that can only be called a family.
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Bookmarked by e_p_hart
20 Oct 2017