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Judge Roberta Field eyed the next case on the docket balefully. She’d known it was coming. As soon as she’d seen it appear in her schedule she’d cursed and debated “breaking a leg”, since it had been too late to have another baby as a way out. She’d convinced herself that was too extreme, however, and lulled herself into a false sense of security that she must be misremembering and it wouldn’t be that bad. So she’d decided to keep working and let it happen. And now it was here.
The Bouchard-Lukas divorce.
Again.
It had been three years since the last one, which had to be a new record.
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Elias and Peter are divorcing again. In trying to decide the division of their marital property, they need some witnesses to assist their respective cases. This is unfortunate for Jon and Martin, who would really rather be elsewhere.
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Hello,
I really like your music. Do you take requests? I often have trouble sleeping, and I wonder if you know anything that would help.
Thanks,
Will
P.S. Whatever you’re cooking smells amazing.
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Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
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13 Dec 2017
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Vaguely Ginny/Harry but really Ginny/Being Really Fucking Amazing, which I am totally here for.
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When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”
“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.
“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”
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23 Nov 2017
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the accidental epic by bluebeholder
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
20 Feb 2019
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After the disastrous events in New York, 1926, Percival Graves--the man Grindelwald replaced--was rescued.
In the wake of his miraculous survival, Graves found a new purpose in protecting Credence Barebone from the rest of the world. In Newt Scamander's suitcase, with help from Tina and Queenie Goldstein and a de-Obliviated Jacob Kowalski, Graves and Credence flee from MACUSA, Grindelwald, and a world that wants them both dead.
Neither of them expected to fall in love, nor did anyone expect to acquire the genuine family that they did. And that's only the beginning of the adventures. From the streets of Chicago to the mountains of Russia, from the pyramids of Egypt to the shires of England, from the dark fortress Nurmengard to the highest halls of wizarding power, the world is open before them.
What began with six lonely, broken people will end with something that can only be called a family.
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20 Oct 2017
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Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
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09 Oct 2017
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Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. Or, Snape discovers fanfiction.
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25 Feb 2017
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Don't read this at night when you have to be quiet, because you will throw your head back and laugh raucously at least a dozen times.
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Okay, she thinks, in a zen-like state of calm: given a chump assignment, she not only managed to fall in a well, she somehow dragged Captain America--living legend, supersoldier, level 7 SHIELD consultant, and Avenger--down with her.
This means two things:
1) Captain America knows who she is now, and thinks she’s a dumbass, and
2) SHIELD is probably going to make her disappear as punishment (likely by throwing her in another, deeper well and pretending she never existed).“Don’t mind me,” she says faintly. “I’m just gonna drown myself now.”
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25 Feb 2017
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22 Feb 2017
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Carlos never goes to strip clubs. Cecil never dates customers. It's time some rules got broken.
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22 Feb 2017
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Christie has a satisfying life. She lives comfortably in New York City's Upper West Side, where she works a challenging, rewarding job as CEO of a prestigious auction house. She has friends and hobbies, and wants for nothing. She also has a fantasy. It's silly. It's worse than that. It's terrible, and she would never do anything like that.
Would she?
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22 Feb 2017
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Something in her rebels against this casual, passive seduction. God knows why, but she’s sitting up in the water, taking her foot back from Eames and dislodging Arthur’s hands from her back. She stands, wet underwear clinging ridiculously to her, and says to Arthur, “All right. Your turn.”
Ariadne comes into her own, with the help of some epic metaphors, mythological overtones, architectural experiments, and target practice.
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15 Feb 2016
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The alternate universe where Arthur's a pianist and Eames is a lyric baritone and their love is so lieder, omg. Blame Lately for this whole thing. *waves hand over assorted fics*
Also, for edification should you wish it or require it:
Der Erlkönig
Is Not His Word Like a Fire
Benjamin Britten
Peter Pears
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Bookmarked by e_p_hart
15 Feb 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
This is the kind of series that you wish you'd written, and you want to write something else musical but you CAN'T because this already exists and it's perfect GOD.
And I'm going to be getting my doctorate in music. NOT. FAIR.
Anyway. ((huge sigh)) Too good. Flawless.
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Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.
“Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”
Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.
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03 Dec 2015
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England and Spain are at war, and Norrington needs a quick solution to the Jack Sparrow problem. Meanwhile, Jack discovers that the Caribbean he once knew is gone. The deal they make could solve both their troubles, or it might be the worst mistake of their lives. AU after first film.
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20 Aug 2015
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Lucky Pennies by IamShadow21
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Mar 2014
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In Clint Barton's official SHIELD file, there is a supplemental form with a string of letters and numbers indicating a superhuman ability. On it, there are two pieces of information. The first is 'Asset-Reported Ability (unverified)'. The second is 'Combat/Field Applicable Ability Y/N'. 'N' is circled.
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14 Jul 2015
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The Devil's name is Harry Hart.
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13 Jul 2015
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Jam Tomorrow by who_la_hoop for amo_amare
Fandoms: Bluebeard (Fairy Tale), Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms
10 Dec 2012
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However you tell the tale of Bluebeard, he always dies. Sometimes it just takes a little longer to kill him.
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24 Feb 2015
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Plenty of people get themselves blackout drunk and wake up with an unexpected husband. It's embarrassing but it happens. Natasha is trying to figure out how she could have woken up with an unexpected brother
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17 Sep 2014
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The day her mother gives birth to a horse is the day Persephone decides that she really needs a plan.