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Subject: Fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: THIS REALLY WORKS by earlybloomingparentheses, thegables
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Mar 2025
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Dear Trent,
Oh, I didn’t mean to give a negative Nancy impression! Kansas is fine. Good. Henry is good. That’s what’s important. I’m coaching his football team this season! Soccer, I mean. Ain’t that a hoot?
Not that I don’t miss y’all. If things could have been different…
Well, if wishes were horses, huh?
Ted
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In the immediate aftermath of a raid on the Flaming Bush, Remus and his friends are shaken and turn to each other for comfort.
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- Part 2 of The Bent & the Bush
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After the war with Voldemort is narrowly averted, Remus and the Marauders are getting along fine: steady jobs, decent flats, occasional evenings together to catch up. Then, their second holiday season after leaving Hogwarts, James and Lily make a proposal--about a big house in Hogsmeade, with a lot of empty bedrooms and plenty of space for a giant Christmas tree.
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brambleberries by earlybloomingparentheses
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
06 Nov 2024
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At Bag End, after everything, things change a little more.
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Trent Crimm shows up at the Wichita Coffee Collective, and he wants to talk.
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The Sibilant Series by earlybloomingparentheses
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
13 Sep 2020
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Facts by earlybloomingparentheses
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Sep 2013
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"Grinding, eh? My day," Greg said against the side of John's head, "we called this a dry hump."
"Frottage," John corrected, adjusting his angle.
"Oh, hark at the posh lad," Greg mocked, and rocked a little bit, like he thought this was going to be subtle.
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23 May 2025
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Trent Crimm Cannot Be Objective About This by thegables for earlybloomingparentheses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
12 Apr 2023
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“I’m bigger, you know, so I won’t get as cold, and you’re… not as big, so the cold would bother you more, it stands to reason, so you should just let me go on the outside by the window.”
Trent said, “You have the gallantry of a big-jawed American film hero.”
His tone when saying it was such that Ted said, “Sorry.”
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08 Feb 2025
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Jack was still not quite sure how Darling had managed to swing them a shared staircase with no one else on it for their final year. "Interlopers, my dear Jonathan," Darling had said, "are not to be borne in this, our collegiate idyll."
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18 Dec 2024
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Don't Look too Closely (all the angles are oblique) by shaenie
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Jun 2015
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28 Jan 2023
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James rather likes to imagine that Q’s perpetual air of crisp irritability is due to being in dire need of a damn good fucking, a situation with which James, ever the gentleman, would be only too pleased to assist.
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- Part 1 of Out Of Hours
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22 Oct 2022