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Kafka's not typically in the business of falling in love, but when she meets a beautiful redhead professor at the local university, even Kafka doesn't know the lengths she would go to get her crush's attention. Hopefully Bladie won't mind the unpaid overtime.
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will it wash away this jet black feeling? by edyz, jumminator
Fandoms: Ed Sheeran (Musician), Cars (Pixar Movies), Bee Movie (2007), One Direction (Band)
02 Jun 2025
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your mommy sells you to ed sheeran for a my melody build a bear and things get a little... out of control *winks*
(please read tags <3)
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the sky could fall anytime it pleases by edyz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jul 2024
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You must be Barbie because you belong in my Dreamhouse.
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A corporate slave and an angel walk into a bar.
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Moby died in the cataclysm 20 years ago. Technically.
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A Lesson in Sans-Serif by pearliegrimm
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2022
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The instance in which Qi Rong was miraculously invited to Xie Lian's wedding and opted to make it everybody's problem.
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hamster of lucky sevens by Anonymous for moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2020
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“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?”
“I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan.
“Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.”
“You—”
Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.
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The rise and fall of Viktor Nikiforov.
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Existence is a binary state: one or zero, true or false.
Either you’re alive or you’re not.
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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