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    “I don’t think I’ll last another summer, bro,” Eggchan mumbled, suddenly so small and quiet. And if Wemmbu hadn’t been practicing his knife skills, he’d probably have already cut his fingers off. Wemmbu forced the word out of his throat. It should be easy enough, right?

    Or, a Taxduo hospital fic that's been in my mind for far too long.

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    08 May 2026

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    stupid angst

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    “Oh you absolute bitch.”

    “You sound pretty salty down there, Sharp. ‘You good?” Jude snickered, leering down at Sharpness, not unlike a predator circling its prey. Which was, frankly, ridiculous—Jude was a bunny for crying out loud. A murderous, animatronic one, but still.

    But, well, Sharpness couldn't exactly deny the idea that he looked like prey, at that moment.

    Vulnerable, defenseless, weak; all because he fell into Jude's dumb one-by-one trap. Again.

    He was really starting to gain a deep and passionate hatred for armor stands.

    OR: 3 times Sharpness gets hurt, 1 time he doesn’t (at least not physically), and 1 time he doesn’t (at all)

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    02 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sharplow suicide hotline

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    During a fight, Jude and Sharpness end up accidentally falling into a trap together.

     

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    His wishful thinking is interrupted when a strangled scream cuts through the air.

    Jude barely has time to look up, seeing the overhead light from the open sky suddenly go dark as another body drops into the pit, armor flashing as it falls past the leaves and landing hard onto Jude.

    “SHIT.” Sharpness.
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    02 May 2026

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    sharploww in 1x1

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    In Unstable City, there's a lot of things that exist. Hybrids of all kinds, from dogs, to demons, to blazes. It's not unique, that's for sure, as the cities surrounding it, like Lifesteal City or Strength City, have their own quirks, and their own different hybrids of creatures and humans.

    One thing Unstable City has that other cities do not, however, is an angel. Angels were hunted and killed down until near extinction for their abilities, which were said that one could receive if they ate an angel's heart.

    It had been centuries since anyone's seen an angel, so that myth was yet to be proven.

    Eggchan is an angel.

    He works at a coffee shop. He does all the shifts, every last one, since the other employees all either ran off to be heroes, or died in the crossfire of the battles. Doesn't matter to Egg though. As long as he gets paid.

    Staying safe isn't too hard.

    Until heroes, vigilantes and villains alike decide that the coffee shop Egg works at is a great place to get coffee.

    aka

    I wanted to hop on the coffee shop/superpower stuff au since I love reading it so much. Hope I did it justice

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    02 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    egg cafe fic!!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    That's because strength isn't a destination. It's a journey," Mane said, his tail flicking gently. "And you're doing better than you think. Better than I did at your age, honestly."

    Wemmbu let out a wet, shaky laugh that was half sob, the sound catching in his throat. "You're just saying that."

    "I'm not." Mane pulled Wemmbu back into a hug, this time gentler, more intentional, more deliberate.

    His hand came up to rest on the back of Wemmbu's head again, patting softly in that familiar rhythm that felt like coming home after a long journey. And when he spoke, his voice was warm and certain and full of something Wemmbu had been desperately craving.

    "I'm proud of you, Wemmbu."

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    09 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AUGHHHH DESTRUCTION DUONAJKSJENEN