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    Various non-canon scenes from CASCADE, no specific order.

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    Various canon scenes from CASCADE, mostly backstory, no specific order.

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  1. Rec 73

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    Every way you've died so far has been different. Getting frozen in time feels different than bashing your head open on a rock, which feels different from choking on fruit, which feels different from getting crushed by a boulder, which – well, you get the idea.

    But all of them are so… impersonal. Even the King is just killing you because you're in his way.

    This, though… this feels almost intimate. And that's weird, you know that's weird and messed up and you shouldn't want to die, you don't want to die, but you –

    You… kind of want Loop to kill you.

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  2. Rec 99

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    Another disappointing ratings week (at least to Tenna) has him and Spamton brainstorming potential solutions to get viewers.

    Maybe the Japanese adaptation of 'TV Time’ can offer some ideas!

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    11 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 45

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    So, that's where he's at. He sits in his cramped office, he stares at Spamton’s face, his fingers itch for a cigarette, and then his fingers itch for another because his business partner has made Tenna’s head his home.

    Feeling the smoke exhale through his vent, Tenna plays with said novelty keyring. Ugh. He flicks it away, watching it skirt before coming to a quick stop as it meets with a pile. His whole desk is covered in them, miniature versions of the two of them riding in a car together staring up at him distastefully. If he wasn’t looking carefully, he might even think they were multiplying by the second. He remembers that photoshoot well – same as he remembers the argument they'd had right before, the argument they'd had during it, the argument over who stands where, and 'Ant, get your [paws] off the paint job’. Of course, before they could drop the rental off at the dealership, they'd humped wordlessly and desperately in the driver’s seat, as if they'd used up their daily character limit on all the bickering done prior.

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    23 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 45

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    “Y’know,” Spamton starts, tapping the ash from his cigar before taking a long drag, “I don’t normally see ‘em get more neurotic the longer the night goes on. You’re a real [super star], Ant.”

    He's about to protest – swat away the accusation and the videos of shooting stars swirling around them – but as he opens his mouth, Spamton leans roughly into him. One moment, his mouth is dry as a bone and the next, he's got a wet tongue – a very wet tongue, definitely not his own – poking and prodding away. There's something else in there too, circular and dissolving quickly. Involuntarily, he swallows what's left of the pill that wormed its way in.

    That little prick did not just — 

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    22 Sep 2025

  5. Rec *

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    It's a night full of celebration after Spamton becomes the first S-Rank contestant on Tenna's gameshow.

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