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    “How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway.
    “I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton.
    “Everyone.”

    No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.

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    21 May 2023

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    20 May 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    The problem started in Eddie's senior year of high school, when Bev threw an old skirt of hers into the bushes at the quarry.

    Or actually, that's when the problem resurfaced - the problem actually started with the music video for 'I Want to Break Free' by Queen.

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    20 May 2023

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    There’s nothing weird about Richie Tozier lying in his bed. The weirdest thing, somehow, is that Eddie isn’t lying next to him, yet.

    or: two bros lying in a bed, zero feet apart cuz they ARE gay

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    13 May 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    Eddie comes in the next day. He doesn’t ask to speak to Richie’s manager, but he does ask for a large iced coffee with a look that dares Richie to say no.
    Richie can’t resist saying, “Drink it slowly,” when he hands it over, which makes Eddie take the lid off and skull half of it in front of him, Adam’s apple dipping. He looks like he regrets it immediately after, putting a hand on the counter and hanging his head.
    Richie is truly obsessed with the pettiness of this man.

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    10 May 2023