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Elio and the Order of the Peaches by ennathecookiemonster
Fandoms: Call Me By Your Name (2017), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Call Me By Your Name - All Media Types
20 Oct 2024
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"Elio. Elio Perlman."
"Nice to meet you, Elio. I'm Oliver."
Elio narrowed his eyes. "Just Oliver? Isn't that a bit...unprofessional?"
Oliver chuckled. "If you feel uncomfortable calling me by my first name, you can of course just call me Professor...but you would be the only one in this class."Elio has studied at several wizarding schools in Europe already. But when his father gets a job offer from the University of Cambridge, Elio has to spend the last two years of his studies at Hogwarts. And while the school itself is ordinary at most, one art history teacher is anything but...
AU: Post-Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall as Headmistress
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“I’d be real careful with that line o’ thinkin’,” he warns, raising an arm and bringing it to brace against the wall beside her head, all but pinning her to it. They may not be physically touching, but they’re so close to it and he’s looking at her like she’s a meal (which should be concerning because she knows he literally eats people) and she really, really wishes they were touching right now. “Because I can be nice. Real nice.” His free hand reaches up to her face, and she’s so focused on watching his expression and how close his face is to hers that she doesn’t even realize until his thumb brushes over the barely-healing split in her lip. “…But I don’t think nice is what ya’ want, is it?”
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The Ghoul's been walking Lucy around on a leash for two days and whoops I tripped and he's gonna fuck her brains out now.(if you didn't think I was gonna write smut about the hot Ghoul Cowboy and Lucy 'every fallout vault dweller OC' MacLean, i don't know what to tell you.)
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16 Feb 2026
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Lady Elizabeth Harlander has lived almost all the life she can recall within the safe, secluded walls of Saint Margaret's, a convent school for girls of means in Calais, France. Despite her dear uncle's attempts to wed her off, she remains-- but tragedy strikes. The wind blows cold from the North. And soon... something finds her.
Or: Elizabeth Harlander gets her happy ending.
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13 Nov 2025
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When the creature narrowly manages to survive Victor’s attempt to rid of him completely, the lost creation finds himself roaming the forests, before coming upon a little house and its shed. Only there does he find solace, quiet, peace, and the lonely girl who makes something in his body thrum for her warmth instead.
nsfw chapters will be marked
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13 Nov 2025
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Twelve Step by boopboop
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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In the aftermath of New York, the freshly formed team is still trying to figure out how to live and work together without some kind of property damage.
Naturally, nothing says 'Team Bonding' like the decision to fix their fearless leader's love-life and hunt down an AWOL Steve Rogers.
Or, the Thunderbolts break a few timelines, attempt to un-fuck history, and decide they maybe, possibly, kinda tolerate each other in the process.
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08 Jun 2025
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“Oh, gods forbid they respond positively to you doing a good thing,” Neve deadpans. She squeezes him a little again. “That’s sort of how it works, Astarion.”
She can’t even see it. Believes the best of them all so earnestly, himself included, that she can’t see how it would all fall away without her at the center. It’s enough to make a person feel like they might actually deserve it.
“And by it, you mean…?” he asks instead.
Her huffed laugh of disbelief ruffles the hair at his neck. “Friendship, you idiot,” she answers. “And the general acquisition thereof.”
Astarion cuts a sideways look at her as best he can with her still nestled so close. “And is that what we are? Friends?”
He’d meant it to tease her, and yet finds that the silence before her answer twists his stomach. Because…he doesn’t actually know, either.
“Yes, Astarion,” Neve says gently, after a moment. “I think we’re very good friends.”
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Neve and Astarion, continued. She's not a victim. Not a target. Not just one night it's better to forget. But then...whatever in the world could she be?
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- Part 2 of Mercurial World
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05 May 2024