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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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26 Nov 2024
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Hermione Granger is working on the most important project of her life, if only she knew exactly what it was.
It's been several years since the war ended, and Draco Malfoy is a new man with old regrets, if only a particular witch would let him make his amends.
After agreeing to a collaboration and fuelling the sparks between them, the two realise that everything has its time and place, they just need to find theirs.
Now complete.
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- English
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- 120,385
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- 32/32
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12 Oct 2024
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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- English
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- 76,720
- Chapters:
- 29/29
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26 Sep 2024
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How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Series
- Part 1 of Spectrum
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- English
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- 312,286
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- 51/51
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18 Jul 2024
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
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- English
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- 109,646
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- 20/20
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- 34
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26 Jan 2024
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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- 67,209
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- 14/14
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- 5
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26 Jan 2024
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Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
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- 50,035
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- 12/12
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23 Jan 2024
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 208
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- 13,137
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02 Jan 2024
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
His brow furrows. "Would you?"- Language:
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- 1/1
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04 Nov 2023
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,930
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 34
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- 615
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18 Sep 2023
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The mortifying ordeal of being known (and the reward of being loved) by vuas
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Jul 2020
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The omega in apartment 7b was going to pose a problem.
- Language:
- English
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- 24,362
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 2
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- 693
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10 Sep 2023
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15 Jul 2023
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There's a drumming noise inside my head, and it starts when you're around. —-Katara finds destiny lacking, and seeks out something for herself. Shameless, shameless Zutara.
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- 12,569
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- 1/1
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- 1
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27 Jun 2023
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Zuko can’t keep a Southern Water Tribe ambassador to save his life. Ten years post-war and he’s gone through eight of them. They all keep leaving to get married and start families. The Fire Lord is getting desperate.
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Written for Zutara Month 2021
Day 2: AmbassadorRating has changed to M! Please be aware!
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- Part 2 of Zutara Month 2021
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,094
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 1
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- 929
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10 May 2023
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If a man can steal a seal woman's skin, she will become his wife. But Crown Prince Zuko doesn't want a wife, he wants to stomp out a rebellion that only he believes is brewing in the South Pole. The seal woman, he insists, is his prisoner and the key to a secret resistance that could bring down the Fire Nation. She is dangerous and untamed, and a threat. He'll prove that, no matter what it takes, no matter how long he must keep her, no matter how she looks at him with her pale ocean eyes and makes him feel as though he is falling into the sea.
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- 131,532
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- 32/?
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26 Mar 2023
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What to expect when you're expecting the child of an rich, womanizing, alcoholic, unredeemable asshole? And what to do when the unexpected, improbable, irrational happens?
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- Part 1 of Parenthood
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,387
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 1,770
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- 7,652
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18 Feb 2023
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Once Upon a Bracelet by SulaRae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
27 Aug 2018
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"...The strength of a blood bound pair could be quite formidable. Their powers and abilities joined in a sacred union that was – to all known craft – unbreakable. Over the centuries, powerful soulmates rose to become great warriors, crafters, or leaders of their people…"
Rey of Jakku was born to nothing, but her powerful craft caught the eye of a charming prince. However, his distinctly un-charming elder brother challenged her betrothal and is routinely challenging her. Ben Solo is (probably) a former necromancer and (definitely) the wrong prince...
But the bracelets tell a different story.
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23 Sep 2022
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the quiet disconnect by faultlessly
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Aug 2022
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He wants to tell her that everything is going to be okay. He wants to grab her hand and press the pads of her fingers to his mouth. He wants to keep her here with him, in his embrace, until the darkness claims him.
He wants, and wants, and wants, and that’s the whole fucking problem, isn’t it?
Ben Solo, an independent bookstore owner, contracts Hanahaki Disease after hiring a college student.
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29 Aug 2022
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From A Whisper To A Roar by Lula_Landry
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
20 Jun 2022
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There is no greater challenge to London’s ambitious mothers than a duke without a wife. Unfortunately for all concerned, Ben Solo has no intention of getting married, and is rich and powerful enough to make that insultingly clear. Ben has merely emerged in society to sponsor his godmother’s young ward. He cannot wait for her betrothal so he may vanish into obscurity once more.
Rey Niima is a young lady determined to find love in an unfamiliar setting. She is grateful to the duke for his reluctant support, but she’s also curious about his mysterious past. As time passes in his company, Rey finds the unthinkable taking place. Surely she isn’t foolish enough to fall in love with the ton’s most determined bachelor?
“It was those eyes as much as anything that had earned him his reputation as a man to be reckoned with. When he stared at a person, clear and unwavering, men grew uncomfortable. Women positively shivered.” ― Julia Quinn, The Duke and I.
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- English
- Words:
- 59,872
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
- 486
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- 1,027
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- 251
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29 Aug 2022
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Willing by Ever-so-reylo (Ever_So_Reylo) for ohwise1ne
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
08 Dec 2019
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34 [M4F] New York - Alpha M looking for Omega F in her early 20s. Athletic build, small breasts, straight brown hair, and a light complexion are a must. Freckles and British accent are a plus. Willing to do as she’s told. Not looking for commitment. Contact for more information.
Or: An Alpha posts on Reddit Personals, looking for an Omega who is exactly like Rey. Rey replies.- Language:
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- 5/5
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26 Aug 2022