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That. Fucking. Tattoo. (It’s a cockblock) by ex_martian
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Nov 2025
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Elias got an eye tattoo.
Jonah got an Elias (well, his body anyway)
Peter has a vendetta against that thing on his husband’s skin, despite the fact that it’s been there for the entirety of their relationship.
That’s it, that’s the fic.
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Tremble for your self, my man, you know that you have seen this all before by ex_martian
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Nov 2025
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Tim practically draped himself on the bar as his companion buried his face deep in his arms.
“I’m just saying! Of all the people you could helplessly fall in love with, you chose Jon?”
“Tim…”
“No, don’t get me wrong, I see the appeal, but come on Marto, he is like, horribly terrible with you.”
“That’s can’t be grammatically-“
“Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a Tory.”
“…Yeah” he sighed.
Or: I wanted to write crack and angst. Sue me. Mom said it was my turn with the chatfic hybrid (though to be real, it's 20% chat and 80% fic), so expect to die of either laughter or suffering
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Ignoring The Homoerotic Subtext Of Your Coworker Getting Tortured by ex_martian
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2025
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So, anyone remember Elias absolutely annihilating Martin’s mental health, and the implications that Jon listened to that tape?
TMAtober day 1: Recording
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- Part 1 of TMAtober 2025 (now on Mars)
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At this point even my cat has done a time travel fic, but that shall not stop me!
I present you: s1 crew meets s5 jonmartin + the lesbians via Leitner!
Will this be good? Probably not, but it will be hilarious.
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How to locate a fugitive in ten easy steps by ex_martian for 0rbiting_mars
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jun 2025
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Tim had always enjoyed shows like What The Ghost or Ghost Hunt UK. He'd been a huge fan of horror before he lost Danny, and the sheer unseriousness of them after his run in with the circus was something akin to comfort, so he kept up with the ones he really liked.
That's how he and the rest of the Archival Assistants ended up watching a gaming live stream by Georgie Barker, instead of working. Well, not that they would be working anyway, what with their boss being on the run for two murders, but this was a nice enough distraction.
Said boss decided to walk into frame at that moment.
What. The Fuck.
Or: the archive crew figure out Jon's location a lot sooner, with the help of streaming and food recognition
Guest Star: The Admiral
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Following the prompts for this year's tmatober:
1. Recording
2. The Slaughter
3. A Spider
4. The Stranger
5. Favourite Ship
6. The Dark
7. Doors
8. The End
9. Tea
10. The Desolation
11. The Flesh
12. Leitners
13. Favourite season/episode
14. The Web
15. Self/oc insert
16. The Spiral
17. Not!Them
18. Favourite Entity
19. The Buried
20. The Extinction
21. The Corruption
22. Favourite Avatar
23. The Vast
24. Favourite Statement
25. The Hunt
26. Favourite Character
27. Archive
28. The Eye
29. The Lonely
30. MAG 200
31. Free - Halloween Party- Words:
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“Oh, Jon. It must be very frustrating.”
Bookmarked by ex_martian
16 Dec 2025
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Jon realizes that Martin wants something from him that makes him sick. Maybe he can just deal with it.
Bookmarked by ex_martian
18 Oct 2025
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Upon discovering Jon is feeding on innocent people, Martin makes a different choice.
Bookmarked by ex_martian
11 Sep 2025
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Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation by Tzana
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
07 Jun 2025
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Charles and Erik are high school teachers.
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- Part 5 of Cherik week 2025
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by ex_martian
09 Sep 2025
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"The singing got louder and more off-key. Peter glanced at the clock. 9pm. He wasn't sure what was more ridiculous: that he was still way behind on his reading or that Elias Bouchard was able to be this chipper during midterms. Peter got up. He hated everything about this flat but what he hated most was the noise. Peter slipped out of his room and crossed the small corridor. He knocked hard enough against the bathroom door to make his knuckles sting."
or: AND THEY WERE FLAT MATES!!!
Bookmarked by ex_martian
27 Aug 2025

