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Vernon is a half-demon, and a lifetime of prejudice and watching people avoid him for his frightening appearance has made him alone and friendless for most of his life. Seungkwan is a breath of fresh air, willing to approach him when no one else will—maybe because he's just that nice of a person, probably because he is completely, totally blind.
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- Part 1 of Otherworldlies
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“Please be my boyfriend for a day,” Wonwoo thought he would die from embarrassment. But desperate times calls for desperate measures. And the handsome guy in front of him is his best option.
The guy’s face showed confusion, then amusement then slowly the corner of his lips turned up into a smirk and Wonwoo wanted to melt both from embarrassment and awe because the guy is too gorgeous for his sanity.
“I don’t know who you are but you’re cute so okay.”
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
27 Jul 2025
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In Soonyoung’s honest opinion, the most annoying thing about Seventeen is how all thirteen of them are moon-marked. Most idol groups tend to have at least a few sun-children, but Pledis somehow ended up with all shapeshifters, and almost all of them are different animals too.
Soonyoung is handling the idol part of his life fine, but it’s hard being a cat in love with a mouse.
Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
22 Jul 2025
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Spider-Man Is Loved By The NYPD, But Peter Parker Is Adored. by Coincidental_fangirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Jun 2021
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As they walked past the protestors, adrenaline still coursing through their veins, Peter followed along, listening to the avid discussion his friends were having about how good it felt to be doing something against the racism in America. However, his attention was suddenly taken to the two cops who were approaching.
They were having a quiet discussion, muttering to each other under their breath. Peter had been watching them- his uncle was a police officer, so he had spent many shifts down at the precinct when he was a kid and often dropped by after school to see his father, so he knew many policemen. He had also come across and talked to lots of them during when he patrolled as Spider-Man, but these two officers, he did not recognise.
As they grew closer and in better hearing range, one of their anecdotes caught Peter's attention and made his anger flare. "This is why we shoulda killed all the slaves instead of freein' em." His partner laughed.
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Peter punches a racist policeman at a protest, gets arrested and bailed out by one of Ben's old co-workers who is now captain.
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
14 Jul 2025
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Training Day at Midtown by convolutings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Jul 2019
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When everything finally settled down after Mysterio exposed Peter as Spider-Man, Peter's initial excitement about returning to school was quickly replaced by dread. Especially when he realized he would have to go to gym class and face his classmates and Coach Wilson, who now knew he hadn't actually been putting any effort in... like at all.
"So, Peter, you've been holding out on us... I want to see you sweat... Capiche?"
"Yes, sir."
I guess that was about to change.
A crack-filled AU of the aftermath of Spider-Man: Far From Home
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- Part 1 of Dealing with the Aftermath
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
14 Jul 2025
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Peter Parker: Therapist Extraordinaire by sakurasprigs
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Jul 2021
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Steve looked up, expecting to see his friend’s exhausted face, but instead found him positively grinning with a small paper lunch sack in his hand.
“You seem awfully happy,” said Steve in lieu of a greeting.
Natasha and Bucky chose that moment to enter the common room as well, wearing sweaty gym clothes and with messed-up hair. “Hey Sam,” said Natasha. “How terrible was the kid?”
“I take everything back I ever said.” Sam unrolled the top of the lunch sack and showed them its contents. “He brought cookies! You’ve gotta try one, they’re literally the best things I’ve ever tasted in my life.”
Aka, the fic in which Peter volunteers at the VA with Sam, who ends up practically adopting him and tells the whole team, making them all want to meet the fabled kid. Turns out, he might be a lot more familiar than they thought.
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
14 Jul 2025
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
14 Jul 2025
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Dibs Not by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 May 2016
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Inspired by anon: 'AU where the airport fight ends in a minor debate over who has to take Peter home b/c he's literally too young to fly unaccompanied without fuckloads of paperwork.'
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
14 Jul 2025
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As a rising tennis star, Shouyou has many decisions to make.
The most pressing one?
What to do about the blood-boiling gall of one Kageyama Tobio (and how to proceed when the fire in his chest becomes more of a mellow campfire than an angry, wild blaze.)
With art from the lovely Toast
[OR: A kagehina tennis au]
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- Part 1 of Game, Set & Match
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
18 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
an absolute fucking masterpiece
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Love is Like Protactinium- It's Useless by Niki_the_Awesome
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
30 Mar 2020
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Senkuu loves science. It's straight forward. It's logical. But people, people are confusing. They make illogical decisions all the time- especially if done while 'following their heart'. After all his interactions with people where one person 'like liked' another or had a 'crush' or were 'head over heels' or...whatever, Senkuu has come to a solid hypothesis.
Love is stupid and irrational. And he will never find himself making such an error.A comedy about Senkuu's different experiences with romantic love throughout his life. Really, he just wants to be left alone to do science. This poor man, just let him science in peace.
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sengen through the years
or, 5 times Gen hugged Senku and one time Senku hugged Gen
Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
12 Apr 2025
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Ishigami Senkuu has counted the seconds twice in his life.
The first time out of boredom, the second out of need.
Now he counts, and counts, trying to keep his sanity against Hyouga's obsession. Trying to keep hoping that there will be a way out. That he will be found.
And so he keeps counting...
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
31 Mar 2025
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“Another question for you, Senkuu-chan,” Gen says, still smiling but it’s happier now. Mirthful. “What would you do if I kissed you? Right now?”
Ah, Senkuu thinks then, I guess Tsukasa and Gen aren’t dating.
He considers his response, as well as this new piece of information.
He goes for the honest answer: “Die. Because you have a bit of peanut sauce on your lips from dinner, and I’m allergic to that shit. It’d cause quite the scandal if you murdered some poor, innocent high school student.”
Gen licks his lips. "Noted."
In which it's 2019 AD, and lately, strangers have been smiling at Senkuu as if he’s an old friend. Alternatively—three thousand and seven hundred years’ worth of memories in the span of eight months.
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- Part 1 of Cheers to the Tin Man
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
28 Mar 2025
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It's Rotten Work (Not to Me, Not if it's You) by themidnightguardian
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
15 May 2023
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It’s not always the same dream. Sometimes it’s his death day again, Tsukasa standing in front of him, solemn and hopeful as he delivers his ultimatum: give up science or die. Sometimes he dreams it’s Yuzuriha dying instead, Tsukasa’s spear piercing her fragile throat. Sometimes she and Taiju both get found out as spies, and Tsukasa dumps their bloodied corpses before the bridge leading to the village.
After Hyoga, he dreams of the village burning: Ruri trapped in her temple, still too weak to make it out through the smoke, or Suika getting stuck in one of the huts as it goes up in flames, Kinro and Ginro getting pierced clean through, Kohaku crumbling to the ground in a pool of her own blood.
Sometimes, the dreams almost start out nice. They never stay that way.
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Finding the nightmares he faces every time he sleeps to be unbearable, Senku starts staying awake as long as he can. It’s up to Gen to comfort him and coax him into bed.
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- Part 3 of Dr. Stone Whumptober Inspired Fics
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
27 Mar 2025
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Gen shut off the TV with a huff, angrily throwing the remote onto the floor before burying his head into the couch cushion and letting himself go.
Oh yes indeed, everyone was having the time of their lives, back in a newly minted world with technology and high rises and working water pumps. Everyone except for one. Because of those 367 days since they saved humanity. Gen had been alone for 322 of them.
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
27 Mar 2025
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“We should get married.”
“Eh?! C-come again, Senku-chan?”
“I said we should get married. If you want to, of course.”
“Are you proposing? In a lab?!”
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It's supposed to go like this. Marriage is supposed to be the "one-of-a-kind" day, and everything after that becomes normal.
It's not supposed to be the other way around.
Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
26 Mar 2025
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Thirty-seven hundred years after the petrification incident, Senku runs the numbers and finds it unlikely that he'll ever see the stranger he texted again.
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- Part 2 of quantum entanglements
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
25 Mar 2025
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More than a year before the petrification incident, Gen gets a text from a stranger.
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- Part 1 of quantum entanglements
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
25 Mar 2025
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In their defense, they thought it was pretty obvious.
The Kingdom of Science may have maxed out their Intelligence stat; but, they rolled a 1 on Perception. Or, in other words, they might not have noticed the change in relationship between one scientist and one mentalist.
Sure, they could just tell them. But, where would be the fun in that?
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- Part 2 of Science and Mentalism
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
25 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
read a million times bc wtf this is so wonderfully written. it’s like this fic was written by the gods themselves
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“I’m dying,” Senkuu said in the same tone he used for minor inconveniences.
Or, in other words, Senkuu gets a fun new experiment by way of contracting lethal Hanahaki Disease and somehow Gen’s still the one who suffers.Series
- Part 1 of Science and Mentalism
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
24 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
this was a fucking treat to read
