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  1. Rec 98

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    We've got to stop meeting like this...

     

    It doesn't take you long to learn that the Wasteland doesn't care about what you think is fair.

    But when one act of kindness towards The Ghoul puts you on both on a path of an eye for an eye, which one of you will be the one owing? And what are you both willing to do to settle your debt?

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    21 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Vault 101 has been your home for as long as you can remember, living far from the savage Wasteland has its perks, though life behind steel walls is far from perfect. What you never expected was that among your duties as a vault dweller would be marrying the boy who used to pull your hair and broke your nose when you were just a child… and who now, despite still talking like an idiot, shows shades of something deeper that make you question the world you grew up in.

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    20 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    You've slain dragons, walked away from burning temples, even carved down gods. But the weight of your deeds has never felt heavier than now-after one boy's desperate plea leads you to kill an old woman who never lifted a hand to fight back.

    Haunted by guilt and shadowed by whispers, you retreat to the only thing you know: the road. But when a strange jester speaks of secrets long buried-of a guild that kills for coin and calls it worship-curiosity takes root where certainty once lived. He knows too much. He grins too easily. And despite every instinct, you follow.

    The forests of Falkreath are waiting.
    So is the black door.
    And the truth behind the madness? It might just be what breaks you.

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    13 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    You're in the belly of the death machine that is the current America. Pregnant and alone after the passing of the first and only man you've loved, you find yourself frightened at the thought of raising your baby in the world that surrounds you.

    By some freak duplication of a (0) and a (1) in a line of code, you're pulled from a near-death experience and thrown back in time to 1968 New Mexico, far from home and your plans washed away. You awake amidst a battlefield and are quickly injured in your unfamiliar surroundings.

    Your worldview shaken and your timeline gone, you somehow find solace in the mismatched bunch of men who find you. Once you get past the bombastic personalities and bombs, of course.

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    The RED Mercenaries of Tuefort find a young, pregnant girl in the midst of a fight in Barnblitz. Some take it much harder than others.

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    12 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “The name under it should be Saitama.”

    You blink.

    “Sorry, could you repeat that?” You laugh sheepishly, flashes of jet-black hair and a blue jumpsuit entering your mind. There’s no way you heard that correctly—

    “Saitama.”

    ”Y-You’re Saitama?!”

     

    Inspired by bunto and her character Mayu

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    10 Oct 2025