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Ford vowed to take every physics class at Backupsmore University. He didn't realize that this included a Physics for Elementary Education Majors class. He looks down on them, seeing them as dull-minded and far less intelligent than him, content to do arts and crafts and play with kids all day. Then, he finds someone who is likeminded to him, there of all places.
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Your crush on Doctor Pines has been raging for a while now, despite your best efforts. When you come across some science textbooks, the opportunity presents itself to confess in the form of an age-old practice: writing love letters. You hide it within the pages and wait.
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You can't stand the taste of cigarettes on Ford's lips.
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Finding your lover hunched over, asleep at his desk, you make him get up and actually go to bed.
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Two handsome older men walk into the bar you work at. They hang around for a while until one of them gets a little too drunk and his brother drags him away before he can cause too much trouble. In the shuffle, he leaves something behind. You agree to give it back to him, under one condition...
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You ingested something you shouldn't have while on an outing with Ford. Hours later, you need his help to find relief, even if it means breaching your platonic relationship. Ford can't turn down the allure of a new anomaly, and readily assists you.
Basically, you get sex pollen-ed, beg Ford to help, he tries to be professional about it but eventually you two give into the tension and do some hand stuff to each other :P Sweet, sweet self indulgence for those of us that fantasize about a sweet, caring ford who's a bit naive but eager to learn. Also so many people on here write sex with NO mention of the clit or balls, I'm here to fix that.
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- Part 1 of The Sap Series (Self-Inserts)
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16 Aug 2025
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“So, okay—wait, so—thirty years.”
Ford lifts a brow over the rim of his coffee mug. You fear he’s swiftly regretting confiding in you; this is the third time you’ve doubled back today.
“So did you—I mean, had you ever, like…"
There’s a long pause in which you become painfully aware of who it is you’re speaking to and what it is you’re trying to solicit.
“Sorry, um, actually, you know what, forget it. Forget I started asking this.”
Ford absently flips a page in the pocket notebook he’s reviewing. “You want to know whether I had any… intimate encounters?”
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15 May 2025
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Ford doesn’t get his morning coffee for his 2-week insomnia run. He panics. You come home. He’s angry, because he burned himself trying to make coffee that morning because you weren’t there. His routine got ruined, and he lashes out at you because now his whole day is ruined. What a big fucking baby. You pour all of the coffee beans down the drain in defiance. He walks forward initially with the intent of retrieving the coffee beans, but then his body just. Moves on its own. And then he’s kissing you and running his lips over every patch of skin he can find and he really just wanted you home. He really missed you.
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15 May 2025
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“In my... current circumstance, I’m not really afforded the ability of connection, and I just...” he took a long breath in, then out, looking into the bottom of his mostly empty glass, the utter defeat in the slump of his shoulders and the sad loneliness in the downturn of his mouth speaking volumes. “I was just hoping, I suppose, that I could... maybe just lay with you. Just... cuddle, I guess. Feel a little less like I’m cut off from the living.”
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05 Feb 2025