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And the Oscar goes to... by Lecrit
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
02 Sep 2016
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Working for Magnus isn’t easy. Magnus is out of control and Alec has to yell more often than not to get him to listen to him. He hates everything formal because it means he has to watch his mouth. Most importantly, Magnus is an incorrigible flirt.
Which would be alright if Alec wasn’t utterly, irremediably, unfathomably in love with him.
Based on this prompt:
"AU where Magnus is an Oscar winning actor and Alec, his PA, is in love with him."Series
- Part 1 of Stars Aligned
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- English
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- 21,494
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- 1/1
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- 431
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09 Apr 2026
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russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
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Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.*SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*
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- English
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- 10,249
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- 1/1
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- 483
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09 Apr 2026
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“Magnus—” Clary looked back up, and immediately wished she hadn’t. The cold, ancient fury that was rapidly settling into his skin made her flinch instinctively. She waited for a lightbulb to break, or the floor to start trembling, but nothing happened. Magnus had a tight rein on his magic, and that frightened Clary more than any outburst. She was abruptly reminded of how warlocks were born.
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- English
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- 2/2
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06 Apr 2026
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User Error by smugrobotics
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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The ritual is simple: morning skate, home for a protein shake, then Shane strips to his briefs, lies in bed, and starts scrolling.
Or, a Grindr AU
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- English
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- 23,103
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- 5/?
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- 795
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03 Apr 2026
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You've got mail by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Apr 2026
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While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.
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- English
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- 13,234
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 4,138
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01 Apr 2026
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Is it cheating if... by TheHeartWantsWhatTheHeartWants
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Mar 2026
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Ilya makes Shane play a new game Harris sent him called “Is It Cheating or Not?” and, against his better judgment, Shane decided to play. It goes exactly as well as you’d expect. Which is to say, somewhere between his messing around, Ilya decides to get in his car and drives across Montréal to deal with it personally...much to Hayden Pike’s absolute horror.
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A question game about cheating and relationship boundaries goes wrong, and Ilya quickly finds himself stressed over what Shane thinks he can do...and where he is right now.
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- English
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- 5,601
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- 1/1
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- 146
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27 Mar 2026
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya
Rose: ???
Shane: Trust me
Shane: Just get it
Rose: Why?
Shane: You are probably cursed.
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Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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- Part 1 of Ilya "Twitter Menace" Rozanov
- Part 1 of Nastya the Etsy Witch
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- English
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- 8,413
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- 1/1
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- 533
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23 Mar 2026
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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- Part 3 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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- English
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- 9,618
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 899
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19 Mar 2026
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Most days, it's business as usual. Wake up, train, chase Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper around for disturbing him (because those smiles amid laughs make the whole day better), argue with the cook, occasionally explore an island, pretend not to see Robin and Franky flirting, go to bed. Then do it all once again. Most days he's good. Smiles and laughs. Grumbles and snark. Most days, Zoro feels fine.
But some days, some days he wonders if they really like him.
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Zoro has some doubts and some pretty great nakama.
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- English
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- 2,497
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18 Mar 2026
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of cjo + hr
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- English
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- 15,611
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- 1/1
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- 17
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- 640
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17 Mar 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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- English
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- 21,214
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- 2/2
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- 966
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- 7,215
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17 Mar 2026
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I Like Jane For You by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.
Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.
*now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*
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- Part 1 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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- English
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- 17,661
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- 4/4
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- 16
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- 2,593
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- 35,161
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- 7,264
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- 369,122
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17 Mar 2026
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Dinner Tonight? by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.
It also shouldn't be surprising that it took roughly five minutes before it turned into a competition.
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- 1/1
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- 943
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16 Mar 2026
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Might As Well Be Rocket Science by adoreflowerzz
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
09 Aug 2024
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Luffy is such a good friend that most people are convinced he's dating them. Zoro is among them but he means to rectify that.
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- 16,538
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- 2/2
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16 Mar 2026
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I don't Understand But I Love You by Remy_Writes5
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
16 Sep 2023
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“So?” Nami prompts him, poking him in the arm.
“So what?”
Nami groans and buries her face in her hands, dragging her fingers down her cheeks and then letting them drop heavily in frustration. “So you have feelings…”
Zoro blinks a few times. “I have feelings...”
“For Luffy.”
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16 Mar 2026
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“First mates… we devote our lives to our captains. Our entire beings. We live for them, breathe for them. And they expect us not to fall in love?” He smiles, small and knowing.
Zoro’s eyes widen and he sputters, trying to muster a response. The man only laughs more.
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Being a good first mate was easy enough for Zoro. That is, until the… feelings.
- Language:
- English
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- 14,510
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- 4
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- 280
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15 Mar 2026
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Not that he's jealous. But sometimes, Zoro wonders if Luffy cares specifically for him or if he just happened to be the first of the crew to tumble the captain into bed.
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- English
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- 1,430
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- 262
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- 15,526
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15 Mar 2026
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I'll Take This Piece of You by lucerile
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2023
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For years Zoro never had to worry about anyone but himself.
In just the past couple of days, Zoro found that suddenly not the case.
or, Zoro is wildly in love with his captain and does something about it
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15 Mar 2026
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Ilya died, yes, but then the doctors saved him. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the ambulance, three electric shocks, two emergency surgeries, twenty-six units of blood. Ilya died, but then he came back.
If only Shane could get his subconscious to understand that.
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- Part 1 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,090
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 469
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- 9,585
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13 Mar 2026
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all the things he did by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,451
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- 1/1
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- 706
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- 35,076
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11 Mar 2026