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  1. Rec *

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    1. No sex.
    2. No touching yourself.
    3. No orgasms.

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    18 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 28

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    “It’s the Shakes, darling. Makes everything excruciating.” Or, you’re experiencing the terrible side effects of being horny and Poe Dameron knows just how to fix it.

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    16 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 18

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    He’s talked to you about work, yes, told you that he’s a voice actor to pay for his first love: flying.

    But now you’re, unfortunately, putting the pieces together.

    Poe Dameron is the man whose voice you’ve been getting off to for the last year. Every single time you’ve cum for the last twelve months, it’s been to the sound of the man down the hall from you.

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    10 Nov 2025

  4. Rec 47

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    Now a podfic!

    'A model for other nav analysts,' that’s how superiors described you. Careful and diligent while maintaining a professionalism that embodies the First Order. You are all of those things and yet still just a cog in the worst kind of way—essential but unnoticed.

    Until the day you aren’t.

    Your capabilities catch the eye of one General Armitage Hux, but is it in the way you had hoped?

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    29 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 12

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    After a chance run-in with some bees, you seek out your family doctor for assistance. Doctor Van Helsing has always been a little different, but are the restraints really necessary?

    The Def Leppard OneShots continue and I finally get to use this song for a title :)

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    16 Jul 2025

  6. Rec 44

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    Magic has rules. Magic has a mistress. And Gale Dekarios knows something he was never meant to remember.

    A year ago Gale made Zelara choose between himself and Astarion; she chose Astarion. A few weeks ago, Gale stopped answering their messages. Zel and Astarion show up in Waterdeep and find Gale being mind-fucked by his former goddess.

    What begins as an attempt to untangle the lingering threads of Mystra’s influence over Gale turns into something much bigger—and far more dangerous. The truth lurking beneath the Weave is a secret worth killing for, and Mystra will stop at nothing to keep it buried. But Gale, Astarion, and Zelara have never been good at playing by the rules.

    And Astarion and Zelara have never stopped loving Gale.

    Canon Caveat: I'm playing fast and loose with Mystra and Weave lore here, outright changing it for a main plot point, and I'm not sorry about it. My lore is that Mystra is a horrible person in BG3, and I want her punished. Uh, and some magic stuff definitely goes beyond 5e rules and drifts adjacent to some magical realism. If you're here for some feels and smut and seeing Mystra get destroyed, you're in the right place. If you're here for lore, you're probably not lol.

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    17 Jun 2025

  7. Rec 30

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    This is a little archive of (mostly NSFW) Raphael one-shots I've written on Tumblr. Each one will have a separate description and warnings in the notes.

    More will be added eventually.

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    16/?
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    26 Apr 2025

  8. Rec 49

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    Astarion leans forward to rest his elbows on his knees, “You’ve carried a torch for her, and don’t bother denying it. Even Minsc would be able to read you like an open book. Honestly, your time in that tower has left you woefully lacking in deception when it comes to others.”

    Gale turns bright red and he’s spluttering, “I assure you that I had absolutely no intention of getting between the two of you.”

    “Of course, Gale, but the question is would you like to?”

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    19 Feb 2025

  9. Rec 92

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    Gale is practical. He cooks their little party’s meals, he keeps track of their stocks, he marks their maps. He believes himself reasonable enough to reason, then, that he ought to take a liking to Astarion—because Astarion hangs off of Illy, as does Gale, and it would be most practical if they were all to simply hang off of eachother, no?

    After all, according to his geometric studies, a triangle is quite a uniquely dependable structure.

    ----

    In which Gale is a narrative fool blundering his way into romance, Astarion a prickly bastard intent on assuming the worst, and Illy is somewhere in the background watching chaos unfold.

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    10 Feb 2025

  10. Rec 5

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    “Patience,” he said, taking your glass and rotating his chair to place them on a bookshelf behind him. “And what would you know of patience?”

    One hand began to stroke along your thigh as his deep brown eyes gazed into yours. The other found its way into your hair, pulling you in to to connect your lips with his own.

    Gale broke away from you but you went back in, pressing even further with your lips crushing against his and your arms coming up to wind around his neck. He chuckled at your reaction and blush crept up over your already heated face.

    “I think that answers my question,” he said, pulling you to straddle him. His voice became rougher as he spoke. “Maybe we could both use a lesson.”

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    09 Feb 2025

  11. Rec *

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    Gale looked down from the heavens as Astarion frantically hit Tav on the chest, pressing his bleeding arm to her blue lips, desperately trying anything to bring her back.

    Astarion sobbed and yelled at the sky, holding Tav's wet, bruised, and bleeding body on the rocky shores where she had washed up.

    With a sudden gasp, Tav's head rose with a choking sound. Astarion immediately reached to hold her head up, pushing the sopping wet hair away from her face.

    Tav looked up at Astarion with a question in her eyes, but all he could do was pull her into an embrace as he sobbed and held her.

    Gale waved and the image disappeared, once again alone in his tower in the Astral Plane.

    He should have left it at that, he knew that she was alive, confirmed that sending her soul back had worked. He should have been able to move on, let her live her life with Astarion, and forget all about the mortal girl he used to love.

    He should feel happy for her second chance of life, proud of his ability to so easily take her memories of him, wiping her mind clean of how he had destroyed her.

    So then why did he feel completely and utterly devastated?

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    31 Jan 2025

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    devastating and beautiful

  12. Rec 40

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    Astarion hates that she’s doing this, but he doesn’t get a say. He lost the right when he became the Vampire Ascendant, when he ended things after Auri refused to become a spawn.

    Here in the boudoir in the House of Hope, Auri doesn’t have to think about any of that at all. The terms of the deal are simple enough, and she’s in no position to turn down his help. They need the Orphic Hammer, which means they need to know where Raphael’s safe is, which means they need to know where the key to Raphael’s safe is.

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    22 Jan 2025

  13. Rec 13

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    Tav breaks the rules and gets punished for it, but with the help of Haarlep, she still ends up getting her way. Because in the end, she always gets her way.

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    21 Jan 2025

  14. Rec 14

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    When an incubus asks if you want to play a game, the smart, reasonable thing to do is say no. But Hells, this is far more fun.

    Or: Haarlep fucking Tav during House of Hope and also Raphael in the cuck chair at some point. Y'all know the drill.

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    19 Jan 2025

  15. Rec 14

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    Kissing himself is a strange feeling. Gale does the things he knows he likes—bites Haarlep’s lip first, sucks the tip of Haarlep’s tongue, tilts their head to the left—and feels them in his own mouth. Haarlep’s mouth is hot as Avernus, in a pleasant way. They kiss back differently but no less skilled, licking along inside Gale’s mouth with their forked tongue and biting back with surprisingly sharp teeth. Their beards scratch against each other.

    For a moment, all that exists is Haarlep and Gale, hands on each other and mouths connected, separating only for seconds. Haarlep pulls Gale closer by his hips to press their cocks together; Gale tugs on Haarlep’s hair and relishes in their sigh of pleasure.

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    Kinktober Day 14: Armpit / Orgasm Denial / Cloning & Selfcest

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    13 Jan 2025

  16. Rec 13

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    After Gale's brush with mortality, Eli begins to wonder why the Duress has been so absent. She puts her theory to the test with someone she knows can keep up with her.

    Chapter 1 is mature but not truly sexually explicit. Chapter 2 is 3.3k words of inexcusable vampire porn.

    NOTE: this series was written during early access and won't be continued.

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    24 Dec 2024

  17. Rec 3

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    My final Kinktober fic for the year, written for the prompt "telepathic bond". Happy Halloween!

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    23 Dec 2024

  18. Rec 60

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    He had tasted you once; now, he craves every inch of your being, his hunger insatiable.

    Little death—a gift he bestowed upon her, and which she bestows upon him in turn. As her lifeblood touches his lips, Astarion reminisces about the fateful eve when he first sank his fangs into her pretty neck.

    Come, gentle night; and when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars.

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    5,707

    23 Dec 2024

  19. Rec *

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    Voldemort has won. Harry Potter is dead. The Light is enslaved, imprisoned and pursued by the Dark. When another prophecy is made, Lucius and Hermione must find a way to work together in order to destroy the Dark Lord for good.

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    15 Nov 2024

  20. Rec *

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    There are some things Gale is unwilling to do in bed (or anywhere else intimacy might strike) but he wants to give Tav everything she desires. So he asks for assistance.

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    Gale and Astarion don't really touch, at least not sexually. Unless you count their eyes, and then yes they are fucking.
    Dom Astarion/Subby Tav/Gale is something more than a switch but also a switch

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
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    1,701
    Bookmarks:
    233
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    20,057

    04 Nov 2024

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