8 Works by fiddlestick
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?
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TT: Dude, it’s Jackass 4.
TT: It’s a casting couch for younger, springier Jackasses. We’re 22 and we’re never going to die. We could get in on the ground floor.
GT: Dash it all that is pretty tempting.Series
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This is not International Heartthrob Jake English. His signature mustache is no more, and in its place is day-three stubble all over. At the center of his face is a modern art sculpture of tape and gauze and metal. Both of his eyes are black and swollen, underlined by twin stripes of even, purple bruising.
There's no mistaking what happened. Jake got a nose job.
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Amanda and Lawrence are coworkers who have a mutual friend. They keep it professional.
A few "deleted scenes" that take place during the events of Strip the Paint.
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- Part 2 of Strip the Paint
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Year of the Pig by fiddlestick
Fandoms: Saw (Movies), House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
25 Aug 2021
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Kramer, a man in Adam’s friend’s apartment building, died expectedly and without mystery. He left little behind save for a typewritten film criticism of The Gordon Record. In lieu of any family or friends to accept the work, Adam saved the manuscript and resolved to get it published on Kramer’s behalf.
While editing it and verifying the sources, however, Adam quickly realized there was no record of the film’s existence; no digital copy, no release date, no showings, and not a single article or interview related to it or any of the people involved in its creation. Here sit hundreds of pages of analysis and works cited for a film that isn’t real, compiled by someone who can’t tell the difference.
SAW House of Leaves AU. May or may not make sense whether you’ve read the book or not.
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“Anyway, as fun as it’s been crying like a baby twice a week, I cancelled the rest of my sessions after the next one. I don’t have insurance and I’m basically over the hump, I think.”
“You’re.” Lawrence looks around desperately as if the furniture might agree with him. “It’s been two months, Adam. You’re not ‘over the hump’ in two months.”
Adam and Lawrence both lived. Here's how they get their shit together afterwards.
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- Part 1 of Strip the Paint
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Adam babysits for the Gordons after the game.
Sometimes you need to write something that is just for you. That is why I am now presenting the “Alison and Lawrence have a threesome to save their marriage” fic nobody asked for.
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William wakes up from a bad dream.
Maxwell wakes up from a good one.