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When the first teenager from Aguefort goes missing, Riz immediately takes notice and worries. Then two more follow, and Riz is scrambling to make a clue board. And then another… and another… and suddenly it’s nine missing kids, and it doesn’t matter that Riz isn’t technically part of the Elmville PD anymore. He’s not about to let this happen again.
Maybe he should have been more specific, though, when he’d told Adaine he would take any help he could get. Because he certainly hadn’t meant Fabian Aramaris Seacaster, enemy to the Counsel of Chosen and professional Pain in Riz’s Ass. But he's hardly in a position to turn him away, as much as he wants to. Not when Fabian lets Riz know that the case is so much bigger than he thought.
or - the “what if Bill Seacaster never ‘retired’ to Solace so Fabian grew up a pirate and was never part of the Bad Kids?’” AU
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- Part 3 of Ebb and Flow AU
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In which Fabian misunderstands, panics, and says some things. In which then Riz has an epiphany, laughs himself silly, and says some things too.
or- Riz doesn't know how to Relationship or Romance, but he's learning as he goes.
*Marked as complete, because this was supposed to be a one-off thing, but more slice of life chapters will be added as I please!*
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Riz is 23 when he meets Fabian Aramaris Seacaster for the first time.
Technically. It’s mid September, so his birthday is only a couple weeks away.
He does not enjoy the experience, and he swears to every god and devil he knows that he's going to completely ruin this fucking pirate one day.
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- Part 2 of Ebb and Flow AU
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It’s a jarring experience to be thrust out of the honeymoon phase before they even have a chance to go on their honeymoon, but Gorthalax had looked so serious when he grabbed Sklonda’s hand while she was folding t-shirts to pack in her suitcase, so serious when he asked if they could talk, that she couldn’t very well say no.
She’s not angry, but – but she’s angry. A little bit.
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- Part 1 of Ebb and Flow AU
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BEWARE - here there be pirates! And secret agents. And Oracles. And coffee. Lots of coffee.
Backstory fics are posted in chronological order but don't necessarily need to be read that way :)
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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24 Sep 2025
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The Greater Tadfield Friends Of Music Autumn Concert by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Oct 2020
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Anthony Crowley, marketing consultant and competent amateur flautist, finds he can at least flee the smoke and congestion of London if not the golden handcuffs of his job. He’s got no personal life to leave behind; he likes things anonymous, and rough, and even a little dangerous, and far enough from home that he won’t have to deal with entanglements. So what’s he doing obsessing about a mannerly, daintily groomed, kindly man who he’s not even sure is gay? And how’s he going to cope with a hotbed of gossip, a lovelorn tubist serenading the witch next door, and an irascible music director with a Black Belt in baton-throwing?
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- Part 1 of The Squire's Wife
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22 Aug 2025
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When Aziraphale Eastgate first moves to Tadfield, he struggles to understand the strange culture of the village. They're not friendly or kind or anything he expected from a village in the north. So when he rescues a snake from a snow storm, he's glad for a little company even if it comes in the form of an animal.
Unfortunately, in Tadfield, animals are often not what they seem.
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07 Jul 2025
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
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02 Jul 2025
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The most delicious fairytale I’ve ever read, fucked me right up
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The DILF Report by CemeteryAngel725, TawnyOwl95 for Andromeda4004
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Jun 2025
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Ever since his division at work was rebranded as the Department of Institutional Learning Frameworks, Anthony Crowley has been tasked with preparing the monthly DILF Report, a mind-numbing compilation of training surveys. But there’s only one DILF he really wants to report on, and that’s his boss, Aziraphale Fell.
When he screws up big time at work, he might just get the opportunity to do so.