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After he (accidentally) stood his husband up for their date, Arthur has a visitor while he works overtime. Together, he and Francis change the very definition of "work," at least in the context of a government building. Sometimes it involves paperwork... sometimes it involves fucking your husband within an inch of his life.
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"You're terrible."
"Oh, but you love it, don't you?"Arthur finds himself under his lover's touch, but his patience is tested once again. With an affinity for edging his temperamental husband, Francis Bonnefoy is so lucky he's beautiful.
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Rather than use their meeting's intermission to fetch a meal, Arthur takes the opportunity to spend the time ruining Francis' makeup after two months apart. However, their actions have consequences and they must find a way to hide the lipstick stains on Arthur's skin. When makeup wipes don't work, can they get him ready in time to deliver an important presentation?
A.K.A. FrUK absolutely mouth it in a closet.
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Arthur once again lets his insecurities get the best of him. How is he meant to perform when his lover is the very embodiment of love, sex, and beauty? How can he compare?
A friend mentioned how Arthur is just so emotional that he probably gets weepy during sex and it scares the life out of Francis, so here we are.
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Arthur allows himself to catastrophize over his insecurities, but Francis is there to bring him back down to Earth.
Some saccharine FrUK content in these trying times.
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A collection of fics taking place in a Hetalia human AU focusing on Alfred F. Jones, a popular food YouTuber, his brother Matthew Williams, a hockey star, and the multitude of interesting characters in their lives.
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the family amidala by dirgewithoutmusic for randomthingsthatilike123
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Feb 2016
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Padme lives. She runs.
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Leia is growing in fits and spurts, eating greedily and crying loudly. She stays in a sling on Padme’s chest when they move, Luke held snug in a sling around Obi Wan’s. Luke gets a whole head of thick brown hair while Leia’s is still patchy and bald, but he never matches his sister’s powerful lungs.
When Padme had been sitting in her high senatorial apartment on Corsucant, holding Anakin’s sweaty hand, she had never imagined she’d be murmuring desperately soothing noises to her fussy daughter while she shot around a corner at stormtroopers, while R2D2 meddles with a ship’s blast doors behind her.
Luke starts teething on a hot jungle planet where they hunker down for three weeks, sleeping in an abandoned old temple and catching the local wildlife for dinner. Leia takes her first steps in the belly of a Corellian freighter they’ve stowed away on. She wobbles between Padme’s outstretched hands and Obi Wan’s knees and boxes of smuggled luxuries. When she falls down, Obi Wan surges forward, heart in his throat, but Leia laughs.
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Bookmarked by floralcrematorium
26 May 2025
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England peeks at his nemesis-come-lover. Lying on his belly, France is guzzling the prized alcohol, his back arching upwards like a cat. Upon draining the cup, he gasps and leans heavily on his free hand, the languid pose emphasising the reddish-gold tan blooming across his bare shoulders and ass.
“Put your clothes back on, at least,” England says.
France pauses, his lazy dark lashes blinking open slowly. “How can you already be in such a terrible mood?” he sighs. “We are on a private beach.”
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Bookmarked by floralcrematorium
25 Nov 2023