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  1. Public Bookmark 58

    Sincerely, Spock by

    Fandoms: Star Trek  

    21 Oct 2025

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    Good evening,
    Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
    Sincerely,
    Spock

     

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    After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).

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    30 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 60

    Take Us Back, Take Us Home by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Aug 2020

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    TG: why does it feel like im missing something huge
    TG: like
    TG: i feel like how id imagine id feel like after getting hit by a bus and losing all my memories of the past like three years
    TG: except i have all these memories anyway
    EB: …
    TG: but they dont feel real
    TG: they feel like falsifications of reality just there to cushion the wads of empty space left while im lying in a fucking coma
    TG: they feel like gross coma lie memories john
    TG: do you feel me

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    05 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 55

    (Bro) Time by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Aug 2023

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    ==> Be Dave

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are severely fucking traumatized.

    And the universe has decided that you are going to acknowledge that trauma, whether you want to or not.

    (on temporary hiatus while i move and get settled in cross-country!!)

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    31 Mar 2024

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    stick shift by for saccharomyces_cerevisibae

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    05 Apr 2019

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    In which Karkat Vantas' roommate, Dave "straight as a line of coke" Strider, discovers the joys of prostate stimulation. Again.

    And again.

    And again.

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    19 Feb 2024

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    Slick As A Baby Seal by

    Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    11 Nov 2025

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    Brienne of Tarth deserves EVERYTHING and this story is here to give it to her. She has survived bears, battles, and a lifetime of cruel mockery. She's learned to bury her heart beneath armor and duty and never hope for the impossible - that someone might actually want or desire her - just as she is, just how she looks.

    Enter Tormund Giantsbane: Relentless. Shameless. Staring at her like she hung the moon, with eyes full of raw hunger and something far more dangerous: reverence.

    "You're a beauty," he tells her, and she wants to hate him for the lie.

    But what if it isn't a lie?

    In the harsh, frozen North, two stubborn hearts ignite a fire that cannot be extinguished. Because sometimes the bravest thing a warrior can do is lower her sword and open her heart.

    This story begins shortly after Brienne arrives at Castle Black. It is my interpretation and expansion of the greatest ship that never was. Canon divergent as of season 7. Season 8 does not exist.

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    26 Apr 2022