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loathsome, inexplicable creatures by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
24 Dec 2025
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“I’m not doing this for me,” Thjazi says, spitting on the dusty ground. “Most people aren’t as selfish as you are. Three visitors. One chance. Or we’ll be brothers, down here in the dark.”
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He secrets the scraps away in a box, a private indulgence, and does not look at them unless he’s adding to the collection. It is his own pet mystery, this unknown murderer haunting his city. She is a puzzle to solve. She is his puzzle to solve.
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midnight angel, won't you say you will by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
27 Nov 2025
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“Running around with this kid—you’re lucky it was me. He’s not an open book, Julien, he’s an open door.” The smile curling at the pale mouth is condescending. The use of his first name is presumptuous. And the way the hair stands up on the back of Julien’s neck, the shiver of absolute disdain that rolls through him—there is only one wayward, unnatural spirit that this could be.
“You.” He snaps his teeth around the word, almost wordless at this, this impossibility. It’s yet another wrong the world has done to him.
“Me,” Thjazi Fang mocks. -
my roots have grown but i don't know where they are by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
21 Oct 2025
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Occtis Tachonis falls out of his body.
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a completely different zodiac of unfamiliar signs by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
11 Oct 2025
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In the starlight, the mourning veil looks silver. The steel links are cold against Aranessa’s lips.
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shining on the inside, maybe by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role (Web Series)
02 Sep 2025
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“Stop watching me,” she snaps one night, and he looks a little surprised as he unfolds from his spot in the shadow of a crate. People have been walking past him all evening—she makes a note to check the Pale Guard rotations. If they’re tired enough to miss an entire man brooding by the campfire, they’re too tired to fight.
“I—sorry,” he mutters. “Didn’t realize.”Series
- Part 30 of ☆ friendly_ficus tlovm oneshots ☆
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hack the hands, redeem the rest by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role (Web Series)
10 Aug 2025
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On the Isle of Glintshore, the Everlight does not answer.
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- Part 29 of ☆ friendly_ficus tlovm oneshots ☆
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A good portion of the Inquisition's diplomacy is at all times tied up in reacting to unexpected events.
One such event: the Inquisitor's fondness for Yvette.
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if heaven is a dim light from your mouth to mine by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role (Web Series)
01 Jun 2025
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There are the things you want, and the things you get. Any crossover between the two, while lovely, is unreliable and temporary at best.
And yet, when it comes to Percy...Series
- Part 27 of ☆ friendly_ficus tlovm oneshots ☆
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lay all you want on me by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Apr 2025
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“You can do this,” she says, trying to be encouraging.
“Right.”
“No words of wisdom for me, Annie?” Sylvain calls. He hasn’t moved. There’s tension in his shoulders, just a touch—he’s thinking about something complicated, Felix decides. He gets like this when he can’t decide how he should be acting.
“You don’t need them,” she parries lightly. “Just keep your earpiece in this time.”Series
- Part 1 of put it all on the table and let it ride
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everything that flowers / flowers for itself by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
05 Apr 2025
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The Emperor’s private balcony overlooks the courtyard, and on rare occasions they catch a distant glimpse of him there. In many ways, Gustavo Uvano is a ship on the horizon of his daughter’s life; never all the way absent, but not close enough to touch. He is a very busy man, all of Plumbeline’s teachers and governesses and servants remind her, until she learns not to ask after him.
Only once does she look up and see someone else watching. There’s a beautiful woman on the Emperor’s private balcony, watching the children tussle and play in the courtyard below. Red hair tumbles past her shoulders, unbound, and for a split second Plumbeline meets amused orange eyes. The stranger looks—just for a moment, when the light is cool and golden on her brow and she tilts her head in acknowledgement—like a queen. -
you'll find a way, baby, make them all burn by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role (Web Series)
30 Mar 2025
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These sniveling insects have now proven themselves useful, and she must lower herself—she, who should be feared, who should be worshiped—and endure the disgrace of asking for their help.
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- Part 26 of ☆ friendly_ficus tlovm oneshots ☆
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there's no light in here now by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role (Web Series)
12 Oct 2024
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In this place, comfort is temporary and happiness is false. In him, alight and enduring, are resentment, hatred, and regret—the only things he can keep.
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- Part 28 of ☆ friendly_ficus tlovm oneshots ☆
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The first time, she’s still Danny’s wife, even in her own head.
He can tell, since he’s still Danny’s—well. Since he’s still Danny’s. -
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“Astarion,” she coos sweetly, fluttering her eyelashes like she’s playing a sleeping princess who’s just gotten her true love’s kiss, “what the fuck?”
“I can exp—you know, I’ve never heard you swear before,” he says, with the gall to sound baffled.
“Well,” she grumbles, sitting up slowly, “I've never seen you wake me up in the middle of the night to kill me, either, so I suppose we’re even. Whatever it is, get on with it.” -
you can call me anything you want by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games), Star Wars - All Media Types
08 Jun 2024
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The Ebon Hawk—Revan’s ship, with Revan’s droids and one of Revan’s teachers, and Leida practically sleeps wrapped in one of her dark cloaks, the way the echoes ring in her ears. She should meditate. She should really meditate.
She goes to the medical bay and watches the Sith sleep. -
if somebody loved you, they'd tell you by now by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Jun 2024
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“He really left,” she doesn’t ask. Her voice is almost small.
“Yes,” says Fabian, and then, “sorry, how did you get in?” -
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The radio crackles, Mister New Vegas coming through static: In New Vegas, we know the pain that numbers can bring us. Well, so does Guy Mitchell, who's got "Heartaches by the Number."
The Courier turns up the volume.Series
- Part 5 of small jobs
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get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
13 Feb 2024
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Scanlan wakes up with the world’s worst hangover. Like, worse than the morning after the winter party in Whitestone that he spent getting wasted on peppermint schnapps with Cass de Rolo; worse than the New Year’s Eve he spent trying to outdrink Grog in the name of the nonexistent honor of the Tal’Dorei University Music Department.
There’s a ring on his finger. -
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And then she starts going through her notebooks, weary, looking for a solution to yet another problem—because Adaine definitely won’t see it coming.