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be mine, if only for a night by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
08 Feb 2021
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Chu Wanning bites his tongue, fixing a cold glare on an infuriatingly unfazed face. Mo Ran appears to be genuine — though why he’s so hung up on treating him in the first place, Chu Wanning has no idea — and the dizzying smell of pastries straight out of the oven is definitely playing in his favor. God dammit.
“We,” Chu Wanning begins slowly, sternly, desperately, “are only here to try their cake. We are not going to play pretend.”
“Believe me,” Mo Ran says, a soft smile playing at his lips. “Playing pretend with you is the last thing I’d want to do.”
In which Mo Ran and Chu Wanning pretend to be engaged for free cake.
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10 Nov 2025
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“What will it take, I wonder,” Zhongli says, more to himself than to Xiao, “for you to cherish your life as I cherish it?”
Xiao’s eyelids flutter shut, and Zhongli remembers unbidden the way his eyes had closed in that dark place beneath the earth. Xiao had been ready to make the Chasm his grave, just as Bosacius did. Zhongli cannot bear to think of his little dove entombed in such a stony, sunless place.
Zhongli’s heart may be carved from stone, but it still beats. It still breaks.
After the Chasm, Zhongli realizes that Xiao needs the guidance of his lord to navigate a Liyue without gods. He takes Xiao's life back into his hands to show him just how much his master values him, hoping that Xiao will learn to value himself in turn.
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- Part 1 of zhongxiao post-chasm d/s
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29 Mar 2024
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Come With Me by acernor for scribblescribbles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2023
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Mutually antagonistic Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe share an ill-advised hookup at the wedding of their exes.
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- Part 1 of Come With Me
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- English
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- 62,609
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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16 Mar 2024
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Patient History by acernor, Shamelesscooper
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2022
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Oh no! Liu Qingge has been inflicted with a dastardly poison, one that will slowly and painfully liquefy his organs if he doesn't dual cultivate with someone soon! Thankfully, the good doctor Mu Qingfang is here to save his most frequent patient... however a few difficulties arise: for every partner the victim has been with, this most sinister poison, Blinders for Wandering Eyes, becomes all the more deadly! One would think the austere and proud lord of Bai Zhan peak would have no problem with such a substance, and yet...
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ヽ(´▽｀)/: mqf: one shot, one and done, over and out, no problem at all!
ヽ(´▽｀)/: lqg, local unwitting slut: i am a virgin please raw me
ヽ(´▽｀)/: 12 times- Words:
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22 Feb 2024
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wicked games by tagteamme
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
15 Jul 2022
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It has been six months since Mo Ran has seen Chu Wanning. It has been on purpose. Once Chu Wanning had been promoted upwards in both position and office floor, Mo Ran made sure to give wide berth to the cold and unfeeling man who’s butted heads with him since he started at Sisheng.
This changes one night, when a friend puts forth a wager.
“Not him.”
“Hm?” Mei Hanxue peers over, and his eyes go wide before an absolutely shit-eating smile crosses his face. He doesn’t even bother with an over-saccharine “Why not?” because he can already see Mo Ran’s hackles start to rise.
“No,” Mo Ran warns before Mei Hanxue can open his mouth, and Mei Hanxue gives him a positively feline look. “Do you want me to die?”
“For him, I’ll double what I said I’d give you,” Mei Hanxue says and Mo Ran raises an eyebrow. “What? If he says yes, it’d be one of mankind’s greatest accomplishments. Statues would be made in your honour.”
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- English
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- 11/11
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03 Oct 2023
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Kaveh moves out.
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- English
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- 14,092
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 180
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- 7,019
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03 May 2023
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one three four three four zero by mareza
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Aug 2020
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“How are you going to get the One-Eyed Demon of Garreg Mach, the Boar Prince of Faerghus, smuggled past Dukedom soldiers? What plan could you possibly have to get a creature that incapable of even pretending it isn’t a bloodthirsty beast into Dominic without getting caught?”
The Professor gives him one of their steady, unreadable stares. They definitely do not and could not possibly have answered him, “You’re going to pretend to be married to him.”
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- English
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- 8/8
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01 May 2023
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Overactive Imagination by herecomesaspecialboy (hamburglar)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Jul 2020
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Ferdinand Von Aegir did not spend too much time at the opera or reading novels as a child. If his thoughts now ever wander to being tied up by a strikingly handsome adversary (which they do not), it is only because he needs to be prepared with a good strategy, should that ever come to pass. Also, avoiding Hubert is much more difficult at Garreg Mach than it had been in Enbarr.
Hubert prides himself on his powers of intimidation and detection, and Ferdinand is obviously hiding something. It is Hubert's duty to his future Emperor to put a stop to it.
OR: Ferdinand thinks they're in a gothic novel and Hubert thinks they're in a spy thriller. They're both wrong. It's a romantic comedy.
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- English
- Words:
- 22,843
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 297
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- 1,346
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28 Apr 2023
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King Me by lefane (crystalsexarch)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 Jul 2023
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This is fine. Everything is fine. Yuri will come, Sylvain will get to laugh, and then he'll go home and jerk off so hard he'll have to skip practice in the morning. He'll jerk off and he'll think of women. And definitely not of Yuri.
Sylvain plays 4D chess with Yuri, while Yuri plays checkers with Sylvain.
(now marking explicit chapter titles)
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22 Apr 2023
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How about you and me have ourselves a little date, huh?
Byleth doesn’t know how dates work.
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18 Apr 2023
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The Road Less Traveled by garbage_dono
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Oct 2019
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After being jumped by bandits on the road, Caspar and Linhardt take shelter from a storm.
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- Part 1 of The Thousand Roads and Seven Seas
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11 Apr 2023
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A Dream About You by burningtoashes
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Aug 2019
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Five times Linhardt and Caspar slept next to each other and one time they stayed awake.
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10 Apr 2023
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you make a fool of death (with your beauty) by spiralpegasus
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Aug 2019
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Felix shows affection through actions, not words. Sylvain admits a fantasy. Felix indulges him.
Or, Felix wears a dress for Sylvain, and Sylvain very much appreciates it.
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05 Apr 2023
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i'm a high school lover (and you're my favorite flavor) by akhikosanada
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Oct 2019
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""There's absolutely no way Sylvain likes me."
His friends stare at him.
Ingrid looks annoyed. Dimitri looks uncomfortable. Annette looks beside herself.
“Felix,” Annette says, and he can see she’s trying very hard to suppress a bout of anger, with the way her face turns almost the color of her hair. “I love you like a brother, I truly do. But right now? I think I love you as much as Sylvain loves his actual brother.”
“Who he hates,” Dimitri supplies helpfully.
“Whom,” Ingrid corrects unhelpfully."Felix (19M) has a crush on his roommate (22M). He cannot figure out if he actually likes him back or if he's just being friendly.
Written for Sylvix Week 2019 - Day 4: roommates au
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- Part 4 of Sylvix Week 2019
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- English
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- 7,632
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- 1/1
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04 Apr 2023
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summer after summer has ended by englishsummerrain
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Apr 2022
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A follower should never have to bury his god.
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01 Apr 2023
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In thirty minutes, Alhaitham is going to be home, and Kaveh needs to be able to be his most composed self for the inevitable confrontation that will happen the second his roommate is through the door.
Actually— no, scratch that.
Why live through the confrontation at all when he could move out right the fuck now? If he starts packing this very second he can at least take a bag for some of his clothes and another for his most important tools. Right? Right.
Kaveh accidentally ends a phone call with “I love you.” Alhaitham… deals with it.
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- 5,120
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- 1/1
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- 337
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29 Mar 2023
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the path to his heart by tagteamme for heartbeatangel
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
15 Mar 2021
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Mo Ran tries to win over the new librarian at his university through his cooking. It goes well, up until someone else takes a page out of his book and starts to bring Chu Wanning food too.
Much to Mo Ran’s satisfaction, Chu Wanning starts with his food first. Mo Ran leans back in his chair and folds his arms over his chest, watching as Chu Wanning delicately vacuums the entire thermos worth of noodles.
“Was it good?” Mo Ran asks and Chu Wanning nods. The smallest smile tugs at the corner of his lips and Mo Ran almost sends himself over the moon when Chu Wanning says, “You’re a talented cook.”
The mood is quickly punctured by Chu Wanning pushing the cursed dish towards Mo Ran mere moments later.
“Have some,” he says, nodding towards Mo Ran's direct competition. “They’re not terrible.”
Mo Ran can’t help it. He looks at the container like it’s his mortal enemy.
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08 Feb 2023
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Tiger, Tiger by acernor for scribblescribbles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2021
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Liu Qingge finds himself unwillingly charmed by Shen Qingqiu's new pet tiger while Luo Binghe is mysteriously off peak. The two are, of course, completely unrelated.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,127
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 2
- Comments:
- 771
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- 3,527
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21 Jan 2023
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Horse of a Different Color by acernor, Shamelesscooper for kamkamquats
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2022
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Liu Qingge had thought that he'd made his peace with the arranged marriage, but escaping the planning to train in the woods brings him face to face with an unexpected problem. An unexpectedly handsome- and flirtatious- problem, that appears to be part of the demonic embassy's contingent.
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- Part 1 of Horny on Mane
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,280
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 147
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- 1,430
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19 Jan 2023
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lie: detected, husband: acquired by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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“And…” Shang Qinghua raises a brow. “What did you say you were?”
“Well,” Shen Yuan says, subtly trying to pull his hand back from a heavily sedated Luo Binghe who not-so-subtly keeps murmuring ‘Married?’ over and over with every squeeze of his fingers, “about that—”
“Bro.” The scandalized gasp that bounces off the walls makes Shen Yuan feel like a criminal. “You had to lie about your familial relationship with the dude, and the first thing that came to mind was to say you’re his husband?”
“Actually,” Shen Yuan corrects, “I didn’t say I was his husband.”
At his side, Luo Binghe breathes out a soft, “Husband.”
Or; Shen Yuan acts like pretending to be Binghe’s husband isn’t the best thing to ever happen to him.
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13 Jan 2023