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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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06 May 2024
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“I’m so, so sorry,” the man continued, wiping a bead of sweat from the side of his temple with the sleeve of his faded Blondie t-shirt. He wore ripped black jeans and black and white Chuck Taylors and had his own messy curls, just like the baby. “I had no idea Teddy would be such a handsy little fucker at these story times, but he’s always grabbing… fuck, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t say fuck in the children’s room. Shit, I did it again, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”
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After James and Lily died, Sirius Black's therapist told him not to date for a year. And that's just as well. He's got a 13-month-old baby now and quite enough to deal with, thanks. But the nosy neighbors in his building keep trying to set him up and won't take no for an answer. Enter Remus Lupin, another single dad who pretends to be Sirius's boyfriend, just to get the old lady brigade off his back and nothing more. Nothing more at all.
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Wolfstar Bingo Prompt: Fake Dating (free space)- Language:
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08 Mar 2024
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Derek Morgan wasn't sure he trusted Gideon's judgement. After all, who allows a 23 year old who can't even pass the academy's physical exam to become a field agent? Luckily for him, Reid is about to prove just how competent (and badass) he can be.
Trigger warnings: blood, violence, mentions of school shootings, death, lack of respect towards people suffering from mental illness, and other things you would normally find in a Criminal Minds episode.
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27 Jan 2024
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“You count cards, right?”
Reid says nothing, for a moment, then sighs, “it’s hardly counting cards, it's just applying relatively basic math to a game with limited variables, what is so hard about understanding that?"
JJ raises her eyebrows, “so, you're trying to say it's not cheating?”
“No,” he grins, boyish and charming, “it is.”
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24 Jan 2024
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AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid.
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24 Jan 2024
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how to handle fame and caramel macchiatos by foreverfangirlwrites
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
10 Aug 2020
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When Percy took this job six months ago, the last thing he had expected were random celebrities walking in and ordering caramel macchiatos.
Luckily, he's a New Yorker through and through (despite living in LA) and has perfected the unperturbed face usually reserved for people on the subway.
(It's a sign that he must really miss home if he's thinking nostalgically about the subway system.)
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- Part 20 of How We Could Have Met
- Part 2 of how to handle fame
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05 Jan 2024
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Missing, Presumed Dead by Deerlie_03
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
20 Feb 2022
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Jake Peralta brings the teenager to the precinct on a day that should be like any other. Then he spends the next few years trying to unravel the mystery that is Perseus Jackson. Why exactly does the kid know so many missing people?
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03 Jan 2024
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The Less You Know by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Feb 2021
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“Cluck!” Estelle said brightly. Athena sighed. “Read?” Estelle tried again, shoving the book back at her. Athena stared. While it was most certainly beneath her to entertain this child in any capacity… well. This Estelle was related to Perseus Jackson. Gods only knew that her intelligence would not be nourished in that household. While she had heard plenty of nice things about the mother, Athena was of the belief that no intelligent woman would ever willingly spend time with Poseidon.
“Very well,” Athena said slowly and took the book back. “But you must learn to read yourself. I understand that your brain is not developed, but that should not stunt your perseverance to gain independence and pursue intelligence on your own.” She warned. “You aren’t dogs-”
“Woof!”
“I do not have high hopes for you.”
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Annabeth is the sole reason Athena hasn't blown up Percy's little sister. Well, that and she accidentally becomes indebted to a snotty teenager.
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02 Jan 2024
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Burial Shrouds and Beach Therapy by JLMonroe1234
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
25 Mar 2021
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“Percy. This is…”
Percy looked around the room, apparently confused. “What? Does it smell or something? For once I don’t have any dirty laundry sitting around. You came on a good day.”
“...Loney.”
Percy blinked. “Oh.”
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The Hephaestus cabin is out of service and Leo needs a place to stay. Where better than one of the only cabins in camp that stays (almost) completely empty? Told from Leo’s POV.Series
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31 Dec 2023
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Surprise Baby by iannageorge for hayaku14, Pidgeapodge
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
01 Sep 2021
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Part 1: When Percy and Leo Iris message Annabeth, Leo makes a very wrong assumption about the dark-haired baby in Annabeth’s arms. Awkwardness ensues.
Part 2: Leo has a bet with Annabeth and Percy on whether the rest of the gang will think that Estelle is their kid.
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- Part 1 of PJO Collection
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30 Dec 2023
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hot for teacher by greenconverses
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Apr 2020
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She and Percy are just friends, Annabeth reminds herself, and not the kind of friends who make out with each other. Just because they work in a high school doesn’t mean they have to act like high schoolers.
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30 Dec 2023
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Connor starts a rumor by Hot_chocolate_is_superior
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Feb 2023
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Connor’s mad at the gods, so he makes his own
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- Part 1 of Rumors spread like mold
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30 Dec 2023
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Chat Noir was excepting Ladybug to show up to patrol, but he's more than happy when Multimouse shows up instead.
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03 Sep 2023
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The pink of your blush is prettier than anything I’ve ever seen by halcyonpeachh
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
17 Jul 2021
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Adrien and Marinette post-reveal post-relationship moments :)
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- Part 3 of adrienette.png
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31 Aug 2023
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"Dude, you've got it bad. Go talk to her."
"What? No!" Adrien frantically shook his head. "She hates me!"
"She doesn't hate you," Nino sighed. "Adrien, you're being ridiculous."
"No way, she scares me."
"Dude, it's Marinette."
"And? You've seen her talk to Chloé, right?"
Adrien is head over heels for the clumsy, kind, and feisty girl who sits behind him in class. The problem? She hates his guts. The solution? Some well-timed wingmanning from Alya and Nino. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Not a Chance Universe
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31 Aug 2023
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Dreaming of the day when he would finally discover Ladybug's identity had long been one of Adrien's favourite activities. Would she tell him her secret during a conversation? Would she transform in front of him? Would she reveal her identity once her mission was accomplished, when they would give their miraculous back ?
But never, never had he dreamed of a shy "I am Ladybug" confessed by one of his classmates, in the middle of their classroom and in front of all the other students.
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31 Aug 2023
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When Marinette is hit by an akuma’s arrow, she’s split into her five main emotions for her whole class to see. It doesn’t go quite like anyone expected.
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31 Aug 2023
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Alya discovers Adrien kissing Ladybug, and she's not happy that he's cheating on her best friend. Adrien knows that he can't reveal his Lady's identity, and he just might have to take the fall– but he's not going down alone.
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30 Aug 2023
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The Art of Giving Your Best Friend Platonic Hickeys by MiaBrown for maketea, Missnoodles
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
16 May 2022
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"So, I've read this Tumblr post," Marinette said.
Now, at this point in time anyone with the tiniest bit of common sense would have cocked a skeptical eyebrow and backed away from this conversation as fast as their neurotypical legs would carry them.
Chat Noir — against all expectations — peered an eye open. "What did it say?"
"It said, and I wholeheartedly agree, that it's okay to have a little crush on your friends.”
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aka Marinette and Chat Noir rent out a hotel room for clowning purposes- Language:
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29 Aug 2023
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What if it wasn't just a reverse crush, but a reversal of many things? What if Marinette was the new girl? What if she offended Adrien at their first meeting instead of the other way around? What if the rest of their classmates were more protective and not so gullible?
Well that would be a new story entirely, now wouldn't it?
Edit: rating bumped up to Mature for implied sexual assault
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29 Aug 2023