girlgraveyard



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    18,773
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    5
  2. Summary

    usually smutty, but not always.

    these are all of my professor membrane x reader one-shots.

    there might be a few multichapter fics here, but that's just because i can't control myself :-)

    Words:
    7,539
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 15

    Tags
    Summary

    “You can’t actually be lost in a maze," Kitty says. "Not in any real way. It’s a map of fixed boundaries. You can only find your way to the wrong part. Wrong part at the wrong time. That’s when the ghost swallows you in Pac-Man.”

    Colin pushes his glasses up and presses the heels of his hands into his eyes. “That doesn’t help.”

    “You two saw an exit. Stefan made his choice, didn’t he?”

    _____

    Colin thinks he may have figured out how to break out of the cosmic boundaries. How to stop being Pac-Man, how to have a choice that’s truly free.

    The key is Stefan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,000
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    798

    27 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 39

    Tags
    Summary

    Richie’s glad he joined that History of Fashion course. The only real reason was that his gaydar was about as honed as your average fratboy’s, and he figured men + fashion = maybe he’ll meet an actual flesh-and-blood queer.
    It was eternally up in the air whether Eddie was that, or just a metrosexual with an ambiguous anxiety disorder.
    Richie hoped it was the former. For multiple reasons, but mainly because he had started having nightmares about going to Heterosexual Court.
    And you knowingly invited this attractive man to live with you? Without disclosing your lifestyle choices? Not when he walked out of the bathroom wearing a towel, nor when he wore tiny red shorts and old-man long socks to bed?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,119
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,332

    23 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 22

    Tags
    Summary

    Myc is going through a once in a millennium rut and has broken out of his tank to roam Cognito Inc in search of some hapless victims. Brett might just be the most hapless of all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5,686

    22 Sep 2022

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Vault 101 Overseer's Terminal. Entry: Dec 5, 2276. Vault population continues to diminish in spite of my best efforts to encourage procreation. Potential courses of action at this time:

    1. Open the Vault (Unthinkable!)
    2. Incentivize reproduction (Previous attempts have historically proven unsuccessful.)
    3. Institute a breeding program (Acceptable. If maximized, I dare say ideal.)

    Right. Ideal for who, exactly?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,039
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    383
    Kudos:
    760
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    15,804

    18 Apr 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 96

    Tags
    Summary

    "So, whaddya say? Can you help me?"

    "Sponge," Squidward pushes himself up into a proper seated position, and then rests his back against the headboard, "stop beating around the kelp patch. What do you want?"

    SpongeBob falters, mouth opening confidently, then closing meekly as he shrinks in on himself. "I don't want to be alone."

    -

    In which one night becomes many, and Squidward accidentally finds himself settling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    6,628

    04 Mar 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i reread this every day and i weep because it's so good. squidbob my love