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Blitzø fucking loved house parties. There was something so unhinged about them. A bunch of drunk and high idiots all packed into one place, just looking for an excuse to act stupid. Yeah, that was his scene.
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26 Sep 2026
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I won't stop until that boy is mine by HelluvaBoink for DojoLoach
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Jul 2026
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Blitzø is so good at stalking Stolas that he can even do it while they're dating! Luckily, Stolas is a freak.
It's stalker fic two electric Boogaloo!!
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- Part 2 of Stalker Blitzø
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,542
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 19
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15 Jul 2026
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Blitzø has an obsession, which means that Stolas has a stalker
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- Part 1 of Stalker Blitzø
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29 Jun 2026
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Stolas gazed out into the endless expanse of space before him. He’d been away longer than intended–it was time to turn back. Yet, as he stared into the silent void, a strange feeling crept in. The thought of returning home–to his planet, to his wife–didn’t bring him comfort. Instead, it stirred a deep, aching loneliness he didn’t know how to address.
Then, out of nowhere, there was a deafening crash. And then he was plummeting, plummeting, plummeting down…
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The little creature he had met after his crash landing was quite cute, and how fortuitous that Stolas could communicate with him!
“Y’know, I could help you if you wanted me to,” Blitzø said with a grin, tail swaying slowly behind him. “But you have to give me something in return!”
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Or; A Pikmin inspired AU where a recently married Stolas crash lands on an alien planet where he meets Blitz, an alien creature who agrees to help him as long as he agrees to return the favor, one day. (No Pikmin knowledge required to read!)Series
- Part 1 of Pikmin AU
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- English
- Words:
- 61,441
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 266
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- 180
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- 3,472
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10 Feb 2026
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AU of an AU, where you don't have to have read the original AU.
Blitzø is a human, and he summoned the demon Stolas in M&M's basement.
In the main story, they (spoiler alert) don't fuck in that basement.
In this one, they do.
They fuck in a summoning circle. In a basement.
And that's it, that's the whole thing.
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- Part 3 of Circled In
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08 Feb 2026
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Eleven year old Blitzø has always just wanted to do something normal for Halloween. Trick or treating, preferably. Unfortunately, he's stuck as a reluctant member of The Servants of Paimon, his dad's dumb cult. And every year since Blitzø can remember, instead of getting free candy, he's always had to spend his Halloween helping with the ritual to summon their demonic master, King Paimon.
But this year, King Paimon has brought his son Stolas with him to his summoning. Which is weird, but fine. That is, until Cash agrees to sell Blitzø to Paimon as a plaything for Stolas, and Blitzø is dragged down to Hell. That's less fine.
But Hell isn't what Blitzø expects, and neither is Stolas, and it turns out the two of them have a lot more in common than either would've guessed.
A story about two sad, scared kids becoming friends.
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- Part 1 of Circled In
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06 Feb 2026
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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- English
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- 126,546
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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04 Feb 2026
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Blitzø is the proud cross-dressing owner of the wildly chaotic I.M.P. diner, where the overarching theme is sexy diner girls! Meanwhile, Stolas finds himself on the streets with nowhere to go… until he stumbles upon the diner where he coincidentally reunites with the owner, who just so happens to be his childhood crush! And as luck would have it, Blitzø offers Stolas a job and a place to stay out of the goodness of his heart… and certainly NOT because Blitzø may have reciprocal feelings!
What will happen as sparks fly between a sizzling hot boss and his incredibly cute employee? Come inside, grab a coffee, and enjoy all the sexy entertainment and exciting drama that this diner has to offer!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,458
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 25
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- 180
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- 60
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- 4,053
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05 Jan 2026
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Blitzø is (once again) on a very important mission. He is (once again) tailing his target to Ozzie's to (once again) crash a date from which he has (once again) been so unfairly excluded. Second time's the charm, eh?
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29 Dec 2025
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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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- English
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- 41,921
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 534
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18 Nov 2025
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It’s another full moon, but that’s not all it is.
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09 Oct 2025
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i'll never be that kinda angel by jayfeatherseyebrows
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Jul 2025
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Blitzø wasn't a perfect man. When Stolas received a surprise phone call, he might have...overreacted. Just a bit.
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08 Jul 2025
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My Best Friend’s Stupid Fucking Arranged Wedding by satanic_bipanic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Feb 2025
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The night of Stolas' bachelor party, his best friend Blitzø tries to stop him from making a huge mistake in marrying Stella.
Written for HelluValentine Week. Day 2 Prompt: RomCom
Stereotypical RomCom/Romantasy behavior from all parties. Let’s play Spot the Tropes!
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- Part 1 of Choose Me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,963
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 55
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- 444
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18 Apr 2025
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“Oh, I know!” Stolas said suddenly, snapping his fingers. “You’re that funny little imp that played with me when we were children!” His expression brightened, clearly delighted by his discovery. Then he furrowed his brow. “But, um, what brings you to my daughter’s closet?” As Blitzø looked up at Stolas, lips parted in surprise and eyes wide as he struggled to come up with a response, there was one thought at the very front of his mind:
This wasn’t a joke or a prank. Whatever this was, something got really fucked up. Big time. And he had a feeling that, like always, it was his fault.
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Shortly after Sinsmas, Blitzø accidentally goes back in time to before he stole the grimoire. He convinces Stolas that he's his clown for the day, at least until he figures out how the fuck he got here.
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- Part 1 of From Top to Bottom
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 176,195
- Chapters:
- 22/23
- Comments:
- 945
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- 775
- Bookmarks:
- 194
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- 28,235
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18 Apr 2025
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Octavia wakes up in a time loop, and whatever bizarre shit is going on seems to have something to do with her estranged father and his weird, red dickhead of a boyfriend.
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05 Jan 2025
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“Shit, shit, shit,” Blitzø growls at his apartment door, juggling grocery bags while hunting for his keys. Once again, his brain had wandered right back to birdpuss land. “Titty fucking Christ, maybe my New Year’s Resolution should be getting my dick chopped off.”
(or blitzø and stolas celebrate new year's eve together)
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31 Dec 2024
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Still haunted by the memories of the passionate full moon nights they once shared together, Stolas finally gives in to the urges that have been plaguing him ever since he moved into Blitzø's apartment.
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- Part 2 of Post-Sinsmas Stolitz
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27 Dec 2024
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visions are seldom what they seem (but if i know you, i know what you'll do) by cherrysipping
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Dec 2024
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What mattered most was that Blitz had Stolas in his life. Safe, taken care of, as happy as he could be. The Octavia thing was still an upsetting mess, one that could ruin the owl’s day if Blitz didn’t take care to steer wide around it, but they’d figure out a plan eventually.
Forget the what-if’s. Forget wanting dumb things he didn’t deserve. For now, he was living in the moment and feeling really good.
And that should have been his first clue that something Extremely Fucked Up was about to happen.
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Six months after Stolas sacrificed everything, Blitz has resigned himself to letting the bird go off towards a new happily ever after (and never becoming more than friends again, despite his own tightly locked down feelings). But that plan goes completely off the rails when Stolas falls victim to a dangerous, never-ending curse and Blitz must untangle his own internal mess of self-worth, vulnerability, and love in order to save him.
(Written for Helluva Bang 2024!)
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- English
- Words:
- 26,426
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 83
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- 837
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- 243
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- 12,864
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21 Dec 2024
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“Fine,” Blitzø sighs, dumping the rest of his cereal into the sink. “Since you really wanna do chores, let’s do this thing.” He treats Stolas to a smile, all assurance and warmth, to coax the same onto the owl's features. He feels a little dizzy looking at him. “‘Cuz, y’know, it’ll take some weight off my shoulders.”
“Oh, Blitz! Really?” Stolas trills a gleeful owlish chirp, his white pupils morphing into star shapes. “This is going to be so much fun, my darling! How do we begin? What labor do we perform first?”
(or blitzø and stolas, now living together as a couple, decide to spend the day doing everyday chores together. written for the Helluva Bang 2024.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,920
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 46
- Kudos:
- 254
- Bookmarks:
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- 2,751
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15 Dec 2024
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Blitzø's life is going fine. He's got a good gig as a stripper, a handful of friends, and a roof over his head. He's not lonely, fuck you very much.
Everything is… fine.Stolas' life is not going where he wants it to. With a wedding that he doesn't want to be part of approaching fast, he feels trapped. But it's his duty to marry. He had to be fine with it.
But one bachelor party changes both of their lives, and suddenly fine doesn't seem so fine anymore.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,354
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 110
- Kudos:
- 505
- Bookmarks:
- 123
- Hits:
- 6,415
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15 Dec 2024