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Unclaimed Baggage by goddammitfandom
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (Movies), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
18 Aug 2025
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Baron Toulour is killing time before his next heist when he spots a woman in a red wedding dress at a bar. She's too old and too odd to be of any use to him. But her 13th century Italian spider ring? Well. That has some potential. He just needs to snatch it before she - or her repulsive new husband - notices.
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The Fix-it fic your Nandermo heart needs after the season six series finale.
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Set Heat by goddammitfandom
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Beetlejuice (Movies)
08 Oct 2024
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A cut scene from The Vampire Lestat shows what happens when our favorite brat decides to mess with the host of Ghost House.
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Stede Bonnet loves his best friend. Ed Teach *loves* his best friend, who is both straight and engaged to "pleasant enough" Mary Allamby. All three of them are making the best of it until Father Bonnet announces for Stede's 30th birthday that he's set the wedding date. Are they all headed for misery or is there still a way to set all three of them free?
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25 Sep 2025
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“What is amusing, peasant, is that you seem to have convinced yourself that I captured you because I believe you to possess some useful intelligence for my campaign.”
Guillermo struggled to keep his voice even. “Is there some other reason I’m missing?"
Nandor gave Guillermo a smile that could easily have been mistaken for sincere. Under different circumstances, the way his eyes crinkled might even have been endearing. But as it was, the smile chilled Guillermo to the bone. “Can you really think of no other use I might have for you?”
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When Guillermo hears that the Al-Qolnidarian army is coming to invade his home, he's ready to fight, even if it means certain death. Then he catches the eye of Nandor the Relentless - and neither of them is prepared for the consequences.
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16 Sep 2025
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Audiophile by redtailedhawk90, SweetPollyOliver
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
06 Sep 2025
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Lydia never expected to meet her favourite audio erotica creator by accidentally clocking him at work. But then, nothing about Lawrence was expected.
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12 Sep 2025
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Lydia is a girlboss in her early twenties who was earning $80K a year right out of college. Whose business but hers is it if she wants to spoil a struggling comedian staring his fiftieth birthday in the face by buying him household appliances and paying his outstanding bills after going home with him and seeing what he lives like?
"What does he even have to offer you?"
Uh, love? True love? Some people…
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29 Jun 2025
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Ghost House is losing viewers and Lydia asks Betelgeuse to help her meet the dangerous demands of the show's producers. She wants their partnership to be purely business, but Betelgeuse has never found it easy to ignore his feelings for the strange and unusual goth woman. The two enter a deal that will change everything, and Lydia soon realises that she has a much bigger problem on her hands than her six-hundred-year-old lovesick business partner…
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30 Mar 2025