MeansToOffend (goodmorning)
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- Men's Hockey RPF (96)
- Women's Hockey RPF (1)
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in this life you're on your own by MeansToOffend (goodmorning)
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
23 Apr 2022
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"He thought he'd retire a hero in Minnesota.
But here he is, not ready to retire. And here are the Wild, ready to get rid of him.
So what, exactly, is an ex-captain to do?"
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- Part 18 of Pick Me Up (Again)
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you know who it is you can count on by MeansToOffend (goodmorning) for NorthernDaughter
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
09 Jan 2021
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"In a complete coincidence, this is just a few days after Josh Manson plays his first NHL game. So maybe it’s natural that Jakob’s yearnings for a home would attach to him immediately."
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- Part 17 of Pick Me Up (Again)
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"Mainly the team owes what they do have to their goaltending, and Quickie deserves better than he’s getting from them all. What better time to show the team’s appreciation than his birthday?"
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- Part 16 of Pick Me Up (Again)
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"Andrei tells him that Russia is the place for him, but he only knows about hockey, and sometimes, it seems to Vova, not even that.
Being gay in Russia gives him a poker face and a strong backbone, his mother's worry and a strong desire to leave this place too small to fit the man he might become."
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- Part 15 of Pick Me Up (Again)
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a little sweet and simple by MeansToOffend (goodmorning)
Fandoms: Women's Hockey RPF, Men's Hockey RPF
14 May 2020
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"Someone is skating laps, he realises as they pass the corner, tight to the boards but still gaining speed."
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- Part 14 of Pick Me Up (Again)
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Exactly what it says on the tin: I'm attempting to post a fairy tale retelling for each team, one per day, until the season starts. These should be between 500-2000 words each. Some will undoubtedly be terrible.
Any story rated T is rated for swearing. Canon-typical violence occurs regardless of rating.
I do have a week's buffer written, because cheating is part of any game, but hopefully I can save them for last (especially since several of them are very nice indeed).
- Words:
- 33,151
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Pick Me Up (Again) by MeansToOffend (goodmorning)
Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF, Women's Hockey RPF
23 Apr 2022
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A series of stories of indeterminate length, which are all either directly or indirectly sequels or prequels to the stories in Pick Me Up. It shouldn't be necessary to have read any of those to understand most of these though. (Anything that's a direct sequel will be linked in the 'inspired by' bit.)
Unlike that series, some of these stories may not have happy endings, and not all of them will be lighthearted throughout, either.
The ratings should again vary wildly. The seasons in which these take place will vary a bit more too.
The teams will be in the same order as the first series, in case you're wondering when your favourites are going to show up. :)
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- 18
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A series of stories, all exactly 2k (though if Google Docs counts hyphenated words differently than AO3 they may just be almost exactly 2k), centered around A. the whole of a team and B. pick-up lines.
As the title suggests, it's meant to be a pick-me-up for when a team gets eliminated? I don't know. Also: surprise, I love puns.
The ratings will vary pretty wildly. Also, I threw some pretty random kink into a few of these
Arizona.The settings are limited and there are only about 7 romance tropes in existence so there's some overlap. Hopefully it's enjoyable regardless.
- Words:
- 62,000
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 16
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See title. Marked complete because who knows when I'll get around to another one-shot?
- Words:
- 13,880
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Optimus Reim, Cursebreaker, and Other Magic Goalies by MeansToOffend (goodmorning)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
25 Jan 2018
- Words:
- 15,275
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 11