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you sound familiar by zillac for Opium_du_Peuple
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 Oct 2025
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Some voices just sound like others. There’s no way Viktor is the same person whose voice has been conducting Jayce’s body through a week-long marathon of self-discovery because Jayce, at age twenty-eight, had finally discovered audio erotica.
Viktor’s voice just sounds really similar to the Machine_Herald’s.
Almost impossibly similar.
Coincidence. Total coincidence.
Or: after months of email collaboration, Jayce meets his engineering partner in person to try out Viktor's stabilization theorem.
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27 Oct 2025
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The guy grins and wipes his hands on a towel before turning to the register. “What can I get you? You’ve never been here, right? I think I’d remember a skyscraper walking in.”
X huffs out a soft laugh despite himself. “Yes, first time. I smelled something good on my way to work.”
“Oh? Then you have good instincts,” the guy says, then leans slightly forward on his elbows like he’s about to tell him a secret. “Everything’s fresh. And I always put out the really good stuff in the early morning.”
X’s mouth opens. His brain says something stupid along the lines of ‘you're really good stuff so early in the morning’, but his mouth, blessedly, filters it into, “What do you recommend?”
The guy straightens. “Depends. What do you like?”
Cute guys with brown hair and cat pins on their aprons. X hesitates. His eyes are tracing the boy’s features, the flour on the forearms, the smile that’s a little too bright for this early in the morning and that creases beneath his eyes. He smells like vanilla and butter when X breathes in.
“Sweet,” he hears himself say instead. “Really sweet.”
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15 Oct 2025
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try. verb.
1. to attempt to do or accomplish;
2. to subject to strain, as of endurance, patience, or tax;
3. to determine the truth of (a quarrel or question) by test or battle[Academy Era]. "God forbid you're a Shakespearean wife then," Bones grumbles, and Jim laughs.
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15 Oct 2025
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“M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”
When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.
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10 Oct 2025
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After an assassination attempt by Kodos, Jim vanishes from Starfleet and begins a new, anonymous life on Vulcan. Spock, dissatisfied with his career as a professor at the Vulcan Science Academy, comes into contact with an offworlder that leads him to question his chosen path.
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06 Oct 2025
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It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
The members of the Kelvin's crew watch over Jim as much as he lets them.
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06 Oct 2025
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Harebrained Scheme by lorenzobane
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
02 Oct 2021
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Being kidnapped and held with his First Officer’s father was never exactly the plan for Jim. There are, in fact, a lot of people Jim would rather be kidnapped with. Namely, the aforementioned First Officer Spock.
But as it stands--
“We have been held here for approximately 2.3 hours,” Sarek says after a moment of silence.
Jim nods, “don’t panic.”
Sarek gives him a look that plainly says Vulcans don’t panic. “I am simply stating a fact of our capture.”
“Yes, sir,” Jim says patiently. “I’m aware of how long it has been.”
Or: When Kirk and Sarek get kidnapped together, they chat about the one thing they have in common
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03 Oct 2025
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if you're cold, your vulcan is cold. bundle him up! by flipthebits_archive
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Jan 2022
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One unusually cold winter in San Francisco, Jim devises a plan to keep his husband warm.
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03 Oct 2025
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Kirk meets a Vulcan, marries a Vulcan, and apparently outrages the entire Vulcan government in one day. He's an overachiever like that.
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01 Oct 2025
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this is what happens when you save earth, apparently by WerewolvesAreReal
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
14 Nov 2020
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“So, why haven't you settled down with some lucky lady yet?” the interviewer asks.
Maybe it's the blinding set-lights, or the fact that he hasn't slept in thirty-five hours. But for some reason Kirk blurts, “Honestly, they all end up getting jealous of Spock.”- Language:
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01 Oct 2025
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But Moondust Will Cover You by KindOfASorcerer
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
07 Aug 2024
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“I can’t believe this!” Jim exclaimed the moment he stepped off the transporter pad.
Spock regarded the ragged piece of clothing with a raised eyebrow. “I am still unable to comprehend why you seem so adamant about avoiding contact with our quartermaster.”Or, Captain James T. Kirk's true nemesis would be the quartermaster of his beloved ship.
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01 Oct 2025
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Sulu's Secret Stash by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
14 Aug 2024
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Welcome to the short, one-shot amuse bouche I plated for the 2024 Star Trek Potluck. If you love both Star Trek and food, click on the collection tag to feast on fics and art from across the many wonderful series and movies in our wider fandom.
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With only three days left before a dreaded shipwide inspection by an admiral with a grudge, Kirk and Spock must face the ire of the crew in order to rid the Enterprise of its most popular contraband.
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01 Oct 2025
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“If I recall you like a Märzen the color of your uniform.” Jim held up a bottle.
Pike’s light flashed once for yes. Before Kirk could pour for him, the chair moved sideways, gently bumping into Spock’s side. Spock’s fingers once more sought out his friend’s psi points.
“He says it’s the color of your uniform, now.” Spock stared into Pike’s good eye, then sighed wearily, “ Son. They dolled me up in that god awful red monstrosity with a built in bib.” The corner of Spock’s mouth ticked up in a faint smile. “Don’t let them promote you until the next uniform change.”
Jim laughed as he filled both glasses attached to Pike’s beer hat with golden German lager. Pike took the long drink of a man who hadn’t been allowed any vices in all too long. He sighed contentedly, shoulders visibly relaxing in his chair.
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01 Oct 2025
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An AU 'what if' tale based on one simple premise - what if the Enterprise had never come across the S.S. Botany Bay? What if instead the sleeper ship was discovered two years later by Harry Mudd?
This story is not a comedy.
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30 Sep 2025
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Five times Spock probably should have figured out Jim was on Tarsus IV, and one time he does.
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24 Sep 2025
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One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
29 Nov 2025
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Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.
He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.
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Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:
Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:
- One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
- Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
- Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
- Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
- Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)“We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."
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23 Sep 2025
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patch notes from the divorce proceedings by hexmunculus
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Sep 2025
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“That’s the third time it’s locked up,” Jayce gasped, breathless, frustrated, and still not fucked. “What is wrong with your dick?”
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12 Sep 2025
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The Winner Takes It All by This_isnt_my_real_name
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
10 Sep 2025
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☆ Wreck #1 Fan ☆ @chronicmaple
Replying to @ch1cknugget
God, you fans are insufferable. Can't a guy rest for like a weekI ♡ NICE | Emma @emmatreehouse
Replying to @chronicmaple
Stfu you're a villain fan?!! Like imagine stanning a real life terrorist crazzzzzyA glimpse of To Be Hero X Social Media world
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11 Sep 2025
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The Moorlough Shore by CottonCandyCauliflower
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Nov 2025
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Caitlyn Kiramman is nineteen years old, about to start university, and, for as long as she can remember, has been engaged in an all-out Cold War with her mother, Cassandra.
She's long since accepted that she isn't the daughter Cassandra wished for and has made her peace with being the family disappointment. It doesn't affect her anymore and has absolutely no bearing on her personal life and choice of partners, thank you very much.
In which Cait has mommy issues and takes that out on the local cougars of Detroit.
This is a little yarn spin about Caitvi growing up and letting themselves find (and reconnect) with the people who love them...
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03 Sep 2025
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When a summer internship falls through, Jayce must resign himself to sacrificing his dignity to online job postings and employers who are too trigger-happy when it comes to sending rejections—except for one: an amusement park called The Last Drop.
Jayce will take what he can get. Spending the summer working as a carnie (though Jayce is aware it won't all be sunshine and rainbows, and it's not like he'd be meeting the love of his life there) can't be that bad, he supposes.
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- Part 9 of misc jayvik fics
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03 Sep 2025