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i'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you by gsparkle for Ultra
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Mar 2025
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Clint is Natasha's best friend, so it makes plenty of sense that she has opinions about his girlfriend. And Clint would do anything for Natasha, up to and including withholding his true thoughts about her boyfriend.
That's what friends do, right? Because they're just best friends looking out for each other... right?
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is it too soon to do this yet? by gsparkle for lunarvalleysinmymind
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2024
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“When I told you two to get to know each other through a fun common interest,” says Coulson, “I meant watch an episode of Dog Cops or something. Not blow a city up together.”
Or: Everyone knows Natasha hates Clint, but if they want to be a STRIKE team, something has to change.
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everything is legal in new jersey by gsparkle for lunarvalleysinmymind, daughterofrohan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Oct 2024
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Despite what he tells his agents, Nick Fury does have favorites.
Or: Nick Fury deeply regrets giving Clint and Natasha his phone number.
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ain't that the worst thing you ever heard? by gsparkle for lunarvalleysinmymind
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Sep 2024
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It is not unusual, Kate thinks, to be sound asleep at 3:45 am; thus, it’s more than a little irritating to be awoken by two absolute fucking idiots yelling in the street.
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put on the red light by gsparkle, lunarvalleysinmymind, stickler
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
24 Sep 2024
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She doesn't love him.
(or: gsparkle wrote a drabble. lunarvalleysinmymind and stickler wanted a happier ending. et voila!)
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Steve and Scott and San Francisco.
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I'm working my way through the "right to the good parts" prompt list found here and listed in the series notes! If there's one I haven't done yet, feel free to prompt me here on tumblr :)
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Maria Hill, ex-cop, and Natasha Romanoff, ex-thief, are two New Yorkers privately investigating and getting into trouble.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by gsparkle
27 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger is working on the most important project of her life, if only she knew exactly what it was.
It's been several years since the war ended, and Draco Malfoy is a new man with old regrets, if only a particular witch would let him make his amends.
After agreeing to a collaboration and fuelling the sparks between them, the two realise that everything has its time and place, they just need to find theirs.
Now complete.
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Bookmarked by gsparkle
26 Jan 2025
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Nine years ago Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger became unwilling partners when they applied for positions at the same company, with time they became unexpected friends who took the world of experimental potions by storm, and now, at the dawn of a decade, faced with one goal and two very different ideas about how to reach it, they become enemies again.
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Two idiots in love deny it to the point of madness and suffer the consequences.
Bookmarked by gsparkle
20 Jan 2025
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not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all by lunarvalleysinmymind for gsparkle
Fandoms: Black Widow (Movie 2021), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
23 Oct 2024
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“Not happy to see me?” he tries for levity.
Natalia blinks. “You broke into my apartment, blew all my stuff up, pretended we were married, almost got us arrested, and I wake up in a prison cell they’re amiably trying to call a ‘temporary arrangement’,” she states calmly. “I hate you.”
“I feel like that’s a little bit unfair,” says Clint. “Like, I brought you chocolate.”
OR: 5 times clint and natasha said i hate you, and 1 time they said i love you
Bookmarked by gsparkle
23 Oct 2024
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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Bookmarked by gsparkle
08 Jun 2024

