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    AU. Spike killed his third Slayer, but Dru was already dust. He's been lost, but when his supper turns out to be more than he bargained for, it leaves him hungry for something else instead. And Buffy? She's just hungry.

    Takes place in an alternate universe in which Buffy isn't the Slayer (yet), just a girl with rotten luck. Spike is still an evil vampire with a big black car, leather jacket, and the capacity to be much more than just a demon.  
     
    Based on a challenge at EF by Mia Vaan. Beta'd by Gort.

    Archived on AO3 and EF ONLY.

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    31 May 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    When Riley’s in town with his wife, Buffy starts to want what they have - a “normal” relationship. Or at least one where it isn’t just meaningless sex. So when she goes to Spike’s crypt that night, she gives him an ultimatum: if he wants her, he has to court her or get nothing at all. Spike, who is a century of courting out of practice, has a lot of work ahead of him. Work he'd happily do any damned day of the week.

    Tagged as Explicit for the eventual smut in later chapters cuz I'll forget to tag it as such if I don't do it now.
    * The underage parts are past Buffy/Angel mentions, nothing explicit about it, just her discussing it with Spike in later chapters *

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    01 May 2026

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    The year is 1878. William Pratt is a timid auditor for the Watcher's Council. Buffy Summers is an angry, recently kidnapped, 12-year-old Potential. When Buffy refuses to obey the Council's orders, William is forced to make a choice—stand back and allow the girl's execution... or take her and flee.

    (Victorian AU, multiple time skips, not all human)

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    17 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    I should’ve gone for the Porsche I was eyeing off. Just enough space for you, me, and big sis…

    Instead of the Winnebago, Buffy agrees to the Porsche, but it turns out the road trip is just the start of the adventure. Confronted with living in close quarters and having to adjust to a different dynamic, Buffy finds herself coming to terms with the changes Spike is attempting to make in himself. Meanwhile, Spike is struggling with those changes, but knows he can't stop loving her. All the while, there's still a Hell God out there, and they'd both die to protect Dawn.

    Both Buffy and Spike know this won't end well, they just have no idea what that will look like.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her.

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    08 Jan 2026

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