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And They Were Quarantined (Oh My God, They Were Quarantined) by guineaDogs, orphan_account
Fandoms: South Park
02 Jun 2020
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Working from home had its set of challenges, and not all of them were things Kyle was prepared for. Least of all was finding out that there was more to his roommate than he'd ever bargained for.
Cryle Week 2020, Day 7: Free Day.
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- Part 2 of love in the the time of covid-19
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Cryle Week 2020 Day 5 - Intimacy
When President Garrison insists that the omega heat suppressant, Suppressitor, can be used to both prevent and cure a highly contagious pathogen, the medication that Kyle needs to maintain his lifestyle becomes impossible to find. To make matters worse, finals are right around the corner, and the Stay-At-Home Order has ensured that he's stuck in the apartment he shares with his very attractive alpha roommate—who has always known Kyle to be a beta.
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- Part 1 of love in the the time of covid-19
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Cryle Week 2020, Day 2 - Historical/Fairytale
In a retelling of Goethe's poem, "Der Erlkönig," a young man suffering from tuberculosis is lured to his fate with the promise of something better.
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Some relationships have expiration dates. You can ignore all the signs, you can do everything in your power to prolong it, but it doesn't change the inevitable. Kyle and Stan learn about this the hard way.
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Clyde decides he wants to have an orgy with some buds. A brorgy. How dope? However, there's just one minor hiccup... they're all bottoms.
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Clyde goes all American Pie on a taco.
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Tweek is unable to decide whether to choose Craig or Stan as a suitor. Craig and Stan take to the arena with the understanding that the winner gains Tweek's affections.
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de tacos y pollas by guineaDogs for dietdoubledewme, Fitzcarraldo
Fandoms: South Park, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Taco Bell "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!" Commercials
13 Oct 2019
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Eric gets a craving for the Colonel that... well, only a trip to KFC/Taco Bell can satisfy. Clyde has a yearning for Doritos Locos Tacos. Things end up taking an unexpected but satisfying turn.
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- Part 2 of nashville hot, baby
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Tweek works at a cafe. When a very handsome guy comes in for a coffee one day, Tweek comes to an impasse.
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When the kindergartners cancel Randy on Twitter, he enlists PC Principal to help.
Written for Randy Week 2019, day 5 - PC
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Ever since the short-lived popularity of yaoi art in the town of South Park, Randy has considered himself something of an expert on gayness. He knows that not only does Japan decide who is and isn't gay, they have also instated certain rules to which gay couples must abide. It's a shame Craig and Kyle know nothing of their own culture--luckily, Randy is there to save the day, and educate their clueless, young minds.
Written for Randy Week, day 4: Randy-splaining
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Randy Week Day 3: Staaaaaaan!
Upon realizing Stan is off enjoying his senior prom, Randy fears for the worst and does everything he can to try to save him before it's too late.
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Randy Week Day 2: Drunk/High
Inspired by the rise and fall of the W.T.F. and a case of beer, Randy and Gerald decide to have a go at a time-honored sport
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Randy Week Day 1: Alter Egos
Grad school was hard, and as a reward for surviving so far, Wendy bought a ticket and a backstage pass to see her long-time idol. Little did she know at the time that it would end up being more than a meet-and-greet.
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arbitrary assumptions make giant assholes of us all, by panic at the disco by guineaDogs
Fandoms: South Park
01 Sep 2019
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Tweek learned a very valuable lesson: some things just weren't his business.
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Tweek Tweak always knew he was crazy—he had the scars and the years of mental health assessments to prove it. The one thing he never expected was to find out he wasn't quite as crazy as he thought after all.
Legion (fx) AU.
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Tweek Tweak returns to South Park to take care of serious business. While he's there, he hits up Grindr for an unconventional hookup.
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Tweek serves Craig dinner, just the way he likes it.
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While clubbing with Tweek, Craig has a very weird encounter.
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Stan has Kenny's baby. Read the tags. It's gross. This is gross. Do not read this or take it seriously. It's literally the worst kind of shitpost.