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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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Bookmarked by hauntedmarshmallows
09 Feb 2026
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Some cheese -- mostly funny and a good alternative to the canon hockey world being shitting about the boys being in love.
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Troy: How many women have you slept with anyways?
Ilya: ♾️
Luca: That’s just an infinity symbol
Ilya: YesIn which internet discourse ensues, the gay players of the NHL bicker in the group chat, and Shane would just like to get through the weekend without his husband starting another twitter scandal.
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- Part 2 of the secret society of stick handlers
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Bookmarked by hauntedmarshmallows
06 Feb 2026
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i took a (yaoi) pill in ibiza by catknives
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jan 2026
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@lharrietthespy: OMG OMG OMG wait i think ilya rozanov and shane hollander are honeymooning at the same resort as me???
shane and ilya accidentally terrorize a fan on her vacation. twitter chaos ensues.
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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Bookmarked by hauntedmarshmallows
31 Jan 2026
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Hilarious and adorable - your two favorite fools in love
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Ilya says I’m coming to the cottage but Shane never makes it there.
A catastrophic brain bleed leaves doctors with no choice but to put him in an induced coma. While Ilya crosses countries to sit at his bedside, a stranger to Shane’s parents and the only one who knows what they mean to each other.
Lost inside his own mind, Shane waits in Room 1410, Ilya said he would knock, 9pm.
And Shane is still waiting.
Bookmarked by hauntedmarshmallows
31 Jan 2026