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Izzy glares at the line of shoddily done stitches running up the back of his left forearm. “It’s going to fucking scar.”
Jack snorts with laughter, “You’re gonna get asked about that one for the rest of your days, Hands. Real pirate you are, getting sliced up by an old lady’s needle.”
Edward shrugs. “Just say a shark did it.”
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In which Izzy learns to lie.
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“Izzy, Izzy, Izzy. Gotta keep those clean, mate. Can’t have you going ‘round stinking up the ship now, can we?”
“No, Boss.” A thumb stroked along the bone of his ankle.
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In which Izzy can't stop the rot from spreading, until it's suddenly not a problem anymore.
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After Metatron steals Castiel's grace, and Cas comes to live in the bunker, Dean spends a lot of time with him, sharing all of his favourite things. Dean can't help it if sharing things with Cas just makes everything better. Besides, it's Dean's job as Cas' friend to introduce him to the joys of human life. To teach him how to be human.
And if one of the experiences they end up sharing is sex with women, well... that's just part of Dean's job as Cas' friend too, right?
The desire is triangulated, the rituals are intricate.
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“You know you can’t turn Cas into a mini-Dean,” Sam said“First, if I did, Cas'd be all set, 'cause I'm awesome,” Dean said. “Second, that’s not what this is about. Cas needs to know how to get by in the world. He needs someone to teach him how to just be a guy.”
Sam’s face scrunched up. “He already is just a guy.”
“But he doesn’t know how to be one,” Dean insisted, like it was an obvious fact, and Sam was a little dim for not getting it.
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"It's not what it looks like," Buck blurts.
Bobby's eyebrows reach for his hairline. "So you weren't violating the one-firefighter-per-shower regulation?"
"We," Buck sputters. "I mean, okay, yeah. We were, but we—"
"We were figuring out breakfast," Eddie cuts in.
"Well, next time, figure it out in different stalls."
(Or: Five Times They Shared a Shower at the Station and One Time They Shared One at Home)
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15 Dec 2025
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Will is the only member of the party who has no experience in the wonderful world of not-your-own-left-hand.
Mike wants to show him what he’s missing.-
Mike says again, “Let me show you.”
Fuck him. Oh, what the fuck. Fuck them both.
“What do you mean?” he asks.
“Will, come on,” he says. “You know what I mean. Do you want to?”
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14 Dec 2025
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Remus wonders if Sirius knows. For the first time, he thinks—maybe he doesn’t.
[First war / lie low at Lupin’s. They never said “I love you.”]
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26 Nov 2025
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A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...
This story was inspired by the thought of Prince William of Wales (and indeed the current Max von Hapsburg) studying at the University of St Andrews; it is also, as the title suggests, at least a little inspired by the operetta 'The Student Prince'.
Grateful thanks to Lamardeuse and DarkEmeralds for Beta and cheerleading!
::2019 note: This story was written BEFORE the TV show introduced the character of Gwaine. It's not that I can't spell, or that I'm perversely writing him out of character - I incorporated other characters from Arthurian legend (Kay, Gawain etc) into my story, and lacking prophetic abilities, my versions naturally don't mesh with the versions subsequently introduced into the show.::
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