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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound_HP_archive for Isinuyasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2015
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Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?
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06 Aug 2019
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I Need An Adultier Adult to Successfully Adult by Pendragons Dragonlord (PseudoAuthor)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
01 Sep 2015
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The second time he encountered the chemistry teacher AKA Arthur Pendragon, AKA Pratface, AKA Sexy Dude in a Lab Coat, it was because his students were yelling right outside of his class room.
Also he's been avoiding Arthur ever since he came back six weeks into term, because well...reasons.
In which: Merlin and Arthur are high school teachers, Merlin pines over Arthur, Gwaine makes bets, Merlin has grand aspirations of becoming a tortoise and someone keeps stealing Merlin's lunch.
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19 Jan 2018
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In the four years he and Merlin had been together, Merlin never so much hinted that he had a blog.
Well, at least not to Arthur. Everyone and their dog knew about it, except Arthur.
Arthur sighed and clicked Previous 10 Entries. It was a little like reading a biography about all of the things you would never, ever want to share with anyone.
ON SHAGGING THE BLOKE
Sort of like that.
OR: Merlin has a blog. Arthur finds out about it.
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14 Jan 2018
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'Lance wasn’t sure if he’d imagined the brief tremble at the corner of Keith’s lips or not, that slight stutter that promised a smile. But before he could guess further, Keith gave his knee a shove and got to his feet. He reached out to him, “I’m done here, and I’ve still got some daisies to sell you.”
“Yeah,” Lance agreed, looking down at the extended palm, noting the little Saturn tattoo on the inside of Keith’s wrist where the sleeve hiked. He took the hand, “better not overprice those too, you asshole.”'
(in which lance is a broke university student trying to impress a pretty girl with flowers, but ends up falling for the florist that sells them instead.)
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20 Nov 2016
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Asgardian to Midgardian For Idiots – A Guide by Professor Tony Stark by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)
13 Oct 2012
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Approximately a year ago, we privileged few at SHIELD headquarters made the acquaintance of one Thor Odinson. Ever since, he has made it his mission to defend Earth against its would-be destroyers (and yes, I’m talking about the man in the green dress, also known as ‘he who must not be named’, ‘the low-key assassin’ or, my personal favourite, ‘Delilah’), delight our women with his godly pectorals and generally confuse the living Hell out of us poor Midgardians who don’t have a damn clue what he’s talking about most of the time.
This guide was compiled with care, love and girlish giggling by everyone’s favourite Avenger, Tony Stark. As such, the entries are not in alphabetical order. That would take time and commitment that I just don’t have. However, it will help you decipher the otherwise alien speech of our muscular blonde non-compatriot. It will also look great on your bookshelf because my face is on the cover.
Enjoy, and most importantly, learn.
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25 Oct 2016