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My father thought that love was the most beautiful thing in the world.
I thought girls were, I thought chess was the most beautiful thing, not love- Language:
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When Snape gave him detention for the third time in one month, Harry decided that enough was enough.
“I know there’s something you want from me,” Harry insisted.
“I want you to leave me alone and—”
“No, I don’t think you do."
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27 Jan 2026
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"Very impressive," Peter said, slowing his approach. "Not, and I mean no offense, something that Stiles would be able to do. So, who are you?"
"I can shoot a gun, Peter," Stiles mumbled, lowering his pistol.
"I don't mean the gun." He glanced off, where the bodies still lay. "How could you know about the Alphas? And where to find them?"
"I'm just clever?"
"You rescued Erica and Boyd before anyone even knew they were missing."
"I'm... really clever," he drawled, packing up his things.
"You're not Stiles," Peter decided.
"Don't get all paranoid," Stiles mumbled. "That doesn't happen until like, half a year from now."
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Stiles travels back in time in order to save everyone he loves, but accidentally goes a bit too far. Now he's stuck in the body of his 17 year old self with the knowledge of every good and bad thing that will happen in the next ten years. Oh, and Peter is suspicious and far too intelligent for his own good.
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12 Oct 2025
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After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.
[A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]
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- Part 1 of There Is Hope For Us
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25 Feb 2025
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"Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."
Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.
He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.
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01 Dec 2024
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A real oath of fealty binds the lord as strongly as it does the vassal. Harry is about to learn exactly what that means.
Beta by my wonderful Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.
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- Part 1 of Through the Flames We Grow Stronger
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01 Dec 2024