hugh_jassmann
Fandoms
- Cuphead (Video Game) (9)
- The Venture Bros (7)
- Superjail! (Cartoon) (4)
- Rhett & Link (3)
- The Arcana (Visual Novel) (2)
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Spamton is back and Tenna has some choice words to say to him.
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Tenna had a rough day and he’s feeling pretty down on himself, but that’s what Mike is there for.
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Mr. Small wants to reconcile with the stink ape of Elmore woods after catching it in one of his traps.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,826
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
- 93
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Jared is weird and gross and i seek to make him weirder and grosser, with nothing but love in my heart.
Cringe is dead and I'm divesting myself of it in 2024
This is not a crack fic. Look me in the eyes, and examine my soul, and you will understand this.
I just know that somewhere on earth there's another little freak that enjoys this too, and I want to find them. -
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taken from a post I made way back in 2014: "I like to imagine that the only personal time Jared gets is in the shower, and even then it's limited and he's an efficient guy, and whats a more efficient way of getting off than letting the water from the shower head thunder onto your crotch"
Recent bookmarks
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After an assault on his new business partner, Spamton finds himself doing whatever it takes to keep things from falling apart.
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- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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restricted access [[Now Including Consequences!!!]] by badcrustacean
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
18 Oct 2025
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Tenna’s private bathroom at the studio is out of commission. Spamton has a lot of feelings about this.
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Continuation of "Blinker Fluid"
Tenna has a rough day an decides to get a few drinks, and Spamton takes his teasing a bit too far (or maybe just as far as he wanted it to go).
Series
- Part 2 of Spamton and Tenna make a mess of things
Bookmarked by hugh_jassmann
02 Nov 2025
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The warden of Superjail is a complete and total slut.
Bookmarked by hugh_jassmann
20 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT HOLY DHIT HOLY SHIT HOLYSHIT HOLYSH IT HOLY SHIT HOL-
ITS SO PERFECT ITS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN FOR MEEEE -
BKDR_FAN-MAIL-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs by tity value (grandSolovey)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
15 Oct 2025
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If he had known what kind of effect a single magnet could have on the guy, Spamton would never have let Tenna out of his sight for a second. Not in this part of Cyber City; not ever.
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- Part 1 of backdoor entries