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"Oh come on! I'm good at it, I swear."
"Jesus christ, Andy, have some dignity."
"But this is the perfect solution!" Andy insists with an excited smile. "You trust me, and you love me- yes you do, shut up- and I'll take care of you. I'll pull out all the stops. Em, I will make you come."
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Andy finds out Emily has never had an orgasm.
What kind of friend would she be if she didn't offer to make it happen?
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12 Sep 2026
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“My parents are incorrectly convinced I have a girlfriend,” she blurts out. “They’re coming to New York in two weeks, and obviously they expect to meet her.”
Andy tilts her head. “That doesn’t sound good, but I’m failing to see where I fit into-”
“I need you to be her.”
Or: Emily needs a fake girlfriend, Andy needs someone to spend Christmas with. It's a match made in heaven.
Sachston Week 2026 - Day 3 - Secret Relationship | Fake Dating
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03 Sep 2026
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2026 Emily Charlton gets tag-teamed by two Andrea Sachses: the sweet, 2006 eager-to-please puppy and the slightly meaner Andy of today.
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Written for Sachston Week day 5: Smut.
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01 Sep 2026
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i am yours, you are mine, nothing complicated by Notaboutlove
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Devil Wears Prada 2 2026 - Fandom
01 Sep 2026
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Emily sputtered, embarrassingly ungracefully at that, at what her new friend had inferred by her silence.
“No! God, Andrea. Can you imagine if I was a bigot? I know my capacity for pleasantries are something left to be desired, but if I hate you, it’s because you’ve earned it, not because of who you date.”
Her cheeks warmed, more to do with the nebulous idea of Andy kissing other women, than the misunderstanding. An unnecessary bothersome thought she brushed aside for the time being. Andrea had been ticking off the list of paramours from the last two decades after the moody chef and to the blonde’s surprise, a handful of women’s names had surfaced.
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Andy and Emily start to slot into each other's lives, toeing the line of what friendship means with the building tension between them
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01 Sep 2026
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“Wait. You don’t – what do you mean, you don’t ‘get there’?”
“You know,” Lena blushes, stirring her cappuccino awkwardly with her pinkie. “Orgasm. I just don’t…do that.”
“You don’t orgasm,” Sam says flatly, looking increasingly horrified. Lena starts to feel more and more self-conscious about her admission, shifting in her chair with badly-concealed discomfort.
“No.”
“EVER?!”
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Lena has never had an orgasm, so Sam asks her girlfriend's little sister to give her a night to remember. The problem is, Lena isn’t gay. Right?
Cue lots of sex, a few feelings, and a dash of panic.
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31 Aug 2026
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But then, one day—
"It's okay," she breathes against Emily's mouth, three fingers deep inside her, and laces their hands together. "It's okay, baby, you're doing so good. You're perfect."
She feels Emily clenching harder against her, moving desperately until it becomes completely uncoordinated, and hears her whimper softly as she comes.
And oh, Andy thinks. That's certainly interesting.
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Andy founds out Emily has a praise kink.
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26 Aug 2026
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A love letter to romantic comedies and the art of falling in love with your supposed ‘enemy’.
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25 Aug 2026
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Emily is not jealous. She is simply making a completely rational decision to give Andy a hair tie so everyone knows she's taken. This is a normal thing that normal, emotionally stable girlfriends do.
It goes surprisingly well. Until Andy gives the hair tie away.
or: emily’s internal monologues continue to run wild as she gets territorial about her secret girlfriend
sets between conflict of interests and please remained seated
Series
- Part 3 of good girls go bad
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23 Aug 2026
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Because she always wants to hear everything from Emily. Except, apparently, this.
“I met someone.”
Andy blinks. Once. Twice.
Her fingers tighten fractionally around the stem of her wine glass. She swallows. Pulls in a breath that feels strangely shallow in her lungs.
“That’s great, Em,” she means to say immediately. Brightly, effortlessly. “Tell me everything.”
Instead, what comes out is small and terribly honest.
“Oh.”
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22 Aug 2026
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“Wyn, what are you asking me?”
“Well—Roark and I thought that maybe you and mum would date.”
“Date?” Andy repeats, her voice much too high. She looks down at the girl. “Well that’s really sweet, honey, and I like your mom a lot, but… your mom doesn’t date women. She doesn’t like other women like that.” Her excuse is flimsy. She doesn’t deny that she does like Emily how Bronwyn is insinuating but she hopes the girl doesn’t catch on.
Bronwyn furrows her eyebrows. “She doesn’t?”
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Bronwyn is nosy and gets into Andy’s head. Emily thinks she’s bad at kissing, so Andy agrees to help her test that theory.
(But is she bad at kissing or is she just a lesbian?- Language:
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19 Aug 2026
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“Fine!” Emily snapped her laptop shut. Her face growing red before she said, “I always keep them short and clean in case we–”
She stopped herself, flailing her hand in no coherent gesture. Andy tried to fill in the blank–it wasn’t hard to connect, once she remembered that it started after they started dating.
“Make love?”
“Fuck.”
They said at the same time. Emily winced, while Andy burst out laughing, “Jesus, Andy, you are so gooey. Who the fuck says make love?”
“Hey!” Andy pouted, “Fuck is such a crude word to describe it.”
“I don’t recall you ever complaining about it being crude when I ask you to fuck me.”
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A song fic inspired by Touch Me - Victoria Monét ft. Kehlani.
A glimpse of Sachston dating (and sex) life.
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- Part 2 of Sachston Finally Dating
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13 Aug 2026
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“You okay?” Andy whispers while pulling carefully, opening up Emily’s chest and directing her arm straighter.
“No,” Emily whispers back through a straining jaw, “this is terrible and I hate it and you.”
“But we’ve only just met,” Andy murmurs with a wide smile. Emily sees it sideways.
“And this is a horrible first impression,” she whispers, broken at the end by a pained groan she attempts to muffle into her shoulder.
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Emily tries hot yoga. She hates it. It's the best thing she's ever done.
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01 Aug 2026
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“Mom! Mommy! This is Miss Sachs!”
Emily stops in place, frowning.
“Well, where is-”
Then, a woman rises from behind the pile of folders.
“…she.”
Oh. Well. There she is.
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Emily meets Bronwyn's teacher with no untoward personal reaction whatsoever. And again. And again. And again.
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- 5/5
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28 Jul 2026
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Five years ago, Chloe dropped off the face of the Earth. Beca didn't expect to see her again dancing in a strip club, out of all places.
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14 Jul 2026
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baby, i know places we won't be found by hedaswolf (thebaddestwolf)
Fandoms: Pitch Perfect (Movies)
02 Jan 2022
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They meet at the table read.
Beca didn’t know what Chloe Beale would be like in real life -- her years in the music industry have taught her to never take someone’s public persona at face value. No one is who they project themselves to be on social media and red carpets, least of all actors.
But Chloe Beale, Beca quickly learns, is the exception to the rule.
or, a bechloe actor au
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19 Jun 2026
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Amelia felt heat flush over her body- it was hot in here right? Surely this wasn’t happening. Surely Arizona wasn’t proposing they kiss and.. fake date?
Amelia felt her walls go up slightly, sure that this had to be some sort of bet or joke. “You want us to fake that we’re what? Together?” She forced a small laugh. “What are we? Twelve?”
Arizona shrugged and chuckled lightly. Her hand squeezed Amelia’s thigh as the other began to play with the hair she previously tucked behind Amelia’s ear. “We both have things to gain from it.”
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27 Apr 2026
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“It's ok, I’ve got you… breathe for me dr Shepherd.” Amelia pressed her face into the side of Monica's as she struggled to catch her breath."
Shameless Monmelia smut in many more chapters to come...
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17 Mar 2026
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When Agatha and Rio met, sparks flew, but a misunderstanding ripped them apart the morning after.
A year later, they're forced back into each other's lives, leading to unusual consequences.Based loosely on the film Anyone But You.
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15 Mar 2026
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She looks up and her eyes meet Addison's and suddenly they're back in her kitchen with Addison hovering above her, touching her, kissing her and Meredith could swear moments like this only existed in movies, but here they are in the middle of prom in a fucking hospital and she could spend forever just looking at Addison.
(or, a season 2 au where Meredith falls in love with Addison.)
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- 10/10
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30 Jan 2026
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Monica leaves Amelia standing completely stunned, but then Amelia learns why she had been so surprised when she asked her out. Things progress from there
A 20x8 continuation
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17 Jan 2026