hyperdeaath
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Akechi opens up in the only way that he can.
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5:28 pm
crow
loki. whatever
please just let me know you made it out
pleasr
goro please
fuck.you wouldn't just die like that
out of spite if anything, hah.. get back in touch soon.
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The flesh of Elsen was soft and stringy. The Butcher had learned this early in his career, after an accident with a sharp knife which resulted in his acquisition of some very thick gloves.
But how, he wondered, would it taste? Would a Burnt taste the same? Would the different Burnt variants have different flavors? What would HE taste like?
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(i apologize for playing with your eyes, but) i'm obsessed with you by dialup (hyperdeaath)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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Battat makes a plan to initiate physical affection. For once.
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- Part 4 of jamie's self-insert shenanigans
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99 Bottles of Janx on the Wall! by hyperdeaath
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
25 May 2025
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Ford and Arthur get free drinks!
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jamie's self-insert shenanigans by dialup (hyperdeaath), hyperdeaath
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim (Visual Novel), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jul 2025
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what it says on the tin, a place for me to store all my self-insert fics
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malevolent/wtnv crossover :] by hyperdeaath
Fandom Malevolent (Podcast), Welcome to Night Vale
24 Dec 2024
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Predictably, there’s a puffed laugh from beneath him, and a wriggle. “Shinji.”
Shinjiro grunts and ignores him. Shuts his eyes and buries his face at the juncture between Aki’s shoulder and neck, where the skin is warm and smells like his bodywash. ‘Unscented’, allegedly. Mostly, it just smells like soap. It’s a mild enough smell that Aki likes it though, with his sensitive nose and all, and Shinjiro likes it well enough because it smells like him.
Hmm. Shinjiro is very sleepy. He thinks it’s time for bed again.
“Shinji,” comes Aki’s voice again, like clockwork. Another wriggle. “Hey, c’mon. You heard my alarm, I gotta get up.”
Shinjiro bites back something mean, mostly because they’re in a relationship now, which means Shinjiro can’t call Aki stupid when he does something that Shinjiro doesn’t want him to or like at all… even if that something is getting up at the ass crack of dawn to exercise on a fucking weekend.
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Akihiko Sanada is a habitual early riser; Shinjiro Aragaki is not... at the very least, he isn't on Sundays.
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06 Feb 2026
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Yukari: anyway hasn’t minato been weird since he’s gotten back?
Junpei: dude’s a weirdo on main wdym
Yukari: oh come on
Yukari: he doesn’t even react anymore when i send him his babygirl :/Junpei: HIS WHAT NOW???
By a strange twist of fate, Minato has come back to life.
But something is...off.
(Completely prewritten. Updates every Friday.)
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Knowing...what he knows now about his boyfriend, there’s something Minato finally asks to try.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2020
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Ryoji has 1 hour of mortality remaining. Minato has 1 hour to dictate how the curtain will fall.
The intrinsic nature of a tragedy is that, were the characters perfectly logical, their strife would be negligible and they could attain happiness — but no man is perfect, nor immune to emotion. Orpheus wouldn’t be Orpheus without his narrative-defining love for Eurydice.
The audience walks to their seats knowing they are only present to witness unbridled humanity.