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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    The coughing started three weeks after Banana's birthday. It grew from a dry cough to a raspy deep one pretty quickly. More and more insistent. A week after that, the cough was terrible, like something needed to crawl its way out of his throat.
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    Hanahaki Disease (花吐き病 (Japanese); is a deadly lung disease in which the victim has a flower plant
    growing in their lungs. They painfully cough petals until the person suffocates. Hanahaki is contracted
    when the diseased suffers from a powerful one-sided love.
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    Bread gets Hanahaki disease.

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    18 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Bread and Banana were friends.
    Neither of them could remember who started it, but they had fallen into the habit of joking about being a couple. It was always just that—a joke. It was the sheer impossibility of it, the ridiculousness of the idea, that made it more hilarious.
    They were the first making those jokes after all, why would it be weird?

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    Banana and Bread make gay jokes and accidentally hold hands, but they like it.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    18 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Banana gets jealous over some comments and dreams of Bread.

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    18 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Karma looked out from his window in the kitchen, a mug of hot coffee in his hands. It was cold, snow raining down from the sky. That was to be expected, as it was now winter. Goodbye playful days in the sun. Well, at least now the redhead had an excuse to stay inside and bundle up. He glanced at the clock, 12:23, it read. May as well head to bed after he finished his drink. But just as he lifted the mug to his lips, a frantic knock was heard at his door. Who was at his house minutes after midnight?

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    27 Aug 2024