idlovefluff
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- Blue Lock (Manga) (5)
- Haikyuu!! (3)
- Blue Lock (Anime) (2)
- South Park (1)
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When the door opens in the middle of his stretching and in steps Itoshi Rin, Hiori isn’t even that surprised anymore. Rin doesn’t seem surprised either, just annoyed. He scowls at him as he slaps his yoga mat onto the ground.
“Are you actually fucking stalking me?” Rin spits out as he settles down on his mat. “You’re everywhere.”
Hiori whips his head to him. Rude. But he noticed too.
He wonders if the universe is fucking with him. Shoving the best striker, the person who Hiori’s parents want him to be, to his face, just so he doesn’t get too comfortable.
“Hi, Rin”, Hiori deadpans, rolling his eyes. “I’m not stalkin’ ya.”
- or, Blue Lock is a training camp, Hiori needs a break from his parents, and the universe keeps pushing him towards Rin. Insert bonding over shitty families, learning to live freely again and letting go of expectations.
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Yeah. Right now, Barbie Girl by Aqua is blasting through their room. Imagine this; Ryusei is making his voice high, batting his eyelashes and singing all Barbie's parts of the song, while Ranze sings Ken's. They're acting out history's worst karaoke act ever right now. Ryuusei is obviously feeling himself with the way he keeps twirling around and shaking his hair. Ranze has put on some macho act with a deepened voice and these dumb robotic movements, which to be fair isn't very convincing when he's so small. Kiyora is probably contemplating killing himself in the opposite corner.
"Hey Bunny, you sing Barbie's part now! Also, imagine I'm your white haired prince charming seducing the fuck outta you", Shidou heckles at him.
Reo feels his eye twitching.
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Or, Shidou and Kurona singing Barbie Girl by Aqua, cuddling Reo, and plotting for revenge.
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Honey, what the fuck is Kenny Mccormick doing in my bed? by idlovefluff
Fandoms: South Park
20 Jan 2024
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-- Tweek is staring at the window when it opens and someone flops in with a grunt.
'It’s gotta be a serial killer, or a robber or a crazy animal kidnapper who wants to take Stripe!' But Tweek won’t let that happen, he thinks as he charges with the object in his hand and kicks the panting burglar to the side.“Ow, fuck, what the fuck!” The stranger jumps to his feet, holding his fists in front of him.
Tweek recognises that orange jacket. He slumps in relief, lowering his weapon. “Jesus Christ, Kenny! I thought you were a serial killer!” He exhales, dropping his weapon to the floor.
Kenny lowers his fists too. He glances at the Craig-shaped lump curled on the bed. He hadn’t remembered to consider the option that Tweek might be here too. “Damn, I didn’t mean to intrude on your sleepover”, Kenny scratches his cheek. He furrows his brows at the dropped weapon. “What were you gonna do to me with a spoon, anyway? Scoop my eyes out?”
Tweek shakes in stress. “Fuck, I don’t know man! I just grabbed the first thing I found”, he whisper-yells, staring at the spoon at his feet.
--Five times Kenny seems to fit himself seamlessly in Creek’s relationship + one time when they finally talk about it.
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Sae whispered to the wind for help: “Where are you, Rin?”
Itoshi Sae never asked for help.
The sea answered him.
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- Part 2 of broken childhood promises
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“This is it, isn’t it?” Rin asked the sea. “The end”.
The sea didn’t answer him. Rin thought bitterly of how typical that was for him, to get ignored like this.
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- Part 1 of broken childhood promises
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Rin's ending with Rin's pov & Sae's pov.
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.- Language:
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23 Dec 2025
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and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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23 Dec 2025
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“I will void your contract with the Curse Devil and offer you full use of my weapon,” Angel begins.
Aki’s lips part in surprise—weapon? He can’t be referring to the infamous lifespan weapon…can he?
“In exchange,” the devil continues, bringing Aki’s running thoughts to a halt. “I get…your touch. Whenever I need it.”
After sacrifing two months off his lifespan to save the Angel Devil, Aki is offered a contract.
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13 Nov 2025
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Your Uber Boyfriend Has Arrived! by StevieBanks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Nov 2023
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"Hmmm." Izuku leans on his arm. "How did you meet your boyfriend then?" He asks, cheeky and brazen.
"Dumbass got himself in trouble at a club, got stuck with me as his Uber, and asked me to be his pretend boyfriend." Katsuki answers just as brazenly.
Izuku laughs against his side. "Sounds like it's still a pretend arrangement, though?"
Katsuki opens up the passenger door, like his momma beat into him to do. "Eh, I'm leaving that up to him."
"And what if your pretend boyfriend is leaving it up to you instead?" Izuku grins, climbing into the seat.
"Then he better get his head out of his ass." He teases back, slamming the door shut in the middle of Izuku's squawked laughter.
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Izuku orders an Uber, and gets a boyfriend out of it.
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26 Oct 2025
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When Shidou Ryusei and Mikage Reo find themselves heartbroken and miserable at the same godawful house party, they land on one obvious solution: fake date each other to make their respective almost-lovers jealous.
If Nagi can’t see that Reo’s the ride-or-die standing right in front of him, then Reo will make him look.
And if Sae thinks he doesn’t have to commit, Shidou will go ahead and find someone who will.OR
Shidou and Reo decide to fake-date to make Sae and Nagi jealous.
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21 Jul 2025