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    Craig's somehow convinced to partake in a science competition—specifically focused on physics. It's safe to say he's pretty anxious about it, but he believes he has to be able to get a decent result.

    After all, he's struggled a lot to get as far as he did in terms of his knowledgeability.

    Everything changes when he sees the test paper.

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    Tired of his son's misconduct at school, Thomas Tucker gives seventeen year-old Craig an ultimatum: get his shit together, stop slacking off at Baseball practice and find a part-time job, or his ass is getting sent off to Military School.

    Craig isn't left with much of a choice.

    Somehow, Tweek Tweak just happens to always be in the middle.

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    Craig and Tweek haven’t always been lovers, before they were lovers they were friends, before they were friends they were enemies, how do they go from enemies to lovers?

    Goes from Elementary to Middle school, highschool, college and adulthood.

    Part 1 of a 4 part series

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    After years and years of being discriminated, murdered, raped and beat for just being Canadian, Canada decides to conquer South Park and take all its people hostage… here is how it plays out…

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    "I'm sorry I messed everything up."

    "You didn't mess anything."

    "Oh, yes I did!" Tweek suddenly cried, and Craig watched pale. "I lost everything! And I lost you."

    Then Craig stood up. Couldn't stand being sat and watch Tweek cry his beautiful face out, his eyelashes intertwined with his tears. "You didn't lose me," he said and cupped Tweek's face with his palms. "I was always here."

    "No- No-"

    "Yes," he whispered soft. "Yes I was. Always been," he assured, Tweek's face mingling with the sun rays. "Devoted to you."

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    There are no good parents in South Park.

    Or that’s Kenny McCormick’s working theory, anyways. It’s not like he knows every kid in South Park. There are probably a few happy families in this town somewhere, but as far as he knows, it's not many. Enough to count on one hand. Honestly, he’s starting to think they’re a myth.

    Everyone has shitty parents in South Park, (Except for maybe Tolkien, but this story isn’t about him), its just the way things are. He and his siblings just happened to get the shorter end of the stick, ended up with parents that were more outwardly horrible, who didn’t bother putting on fake smiles and happy masks. So, what do you do when you realize that you, and maybe two or three other kids all have the worst homelives in South Park?

    You make a group chat. Duh.
     
    McWhoremic added Butters! And Tweekers to the group chat
    McWhoremic renamed the group chat Shitty Parents Club 2.0

    McWhoremic is typing…

     

    (or; three times the Shitty Parents Club help each other, and one time they help someone else.)

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    Tweek and Craig have a late night talk about Craig’s ‘bad habit’, and Craig is finally convinced to reach out for help.

    !This fic is on hiatus, sorry!

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    В правом углу ринга — религиозный лагерь для би-любознательных мальчиков, медное распятие на цепочке и групповая терапия каждый вторник. А в левом — Крэйг Такер, блестящая подводка для глаз и паяльник. Лето покажет, кто станет победителем.

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    The Blood Moon is rising, and Tweek is feeling its effects.

     

    Craig thinks it's just a standard werewolf celebration, and he wants to be there to support his eternal lover and his traditions.

     

    He has no idea what this night has in store for him.

     

    (This is part of my other fic "What We Do In The Shadows," but this one can be read as a standalone! ;)

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    Ever wondered how the games group of 'Super Heroes' got their big break in their beloved town called South Park?

    Come see what went down during their recording process! See the makings of heart felt drama, and how even the most careless of heroes can be passionate....except for Craig.

    He's never passionate.

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    Tweek is Craig's best friend. Craig had never doubted this for a single second, or ever thought too hard about their relationship.

    That is, until his sister had to go and tell him he was in love with Tweek.

    Now, things are complicated, Clyde's acting weirder than normal, Stan and his asshole friends are throwing a party, and Craig's not the only one who has a couple truths to come to terms with.

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    -- Tweek is staring at the window when it opens and someone flops in with a grunt.
    'It’s gotta be a serial killer, or a robber or a crazy animal kidnapper who wants to take Stripe!' But Tweek won’t let that happen, he thinks as he charges with the object in his hand and kicks the panting burglar to the side.

    “Ow, fuck, what the fuck!” The stranger jumps to his feet, holding his fists in front of him.

    Tweek recognises that orange jacket. He slumps in relief, lowering his weapon. “Jesus Christ, Kenny! I thought you were a serial killer!” He exhales, dropping his weapon to the floor.

    Kenny lowers his fists too. He glances at the Craig-shaped lump curled on the bed. He hadn’t remembered to consider the option that Tweek might be here too. “Damn, I didn’t mean to intrude on your sleepover”, Kenny scratches his cheek. He furrows his brows at the dropped weapon. “What were you gonna do to me with a spoon, anyway? Scoop my eyes out?”

    Tweek shakes in stress. “Fuck, I don’t know man! I just grabbed the first thing I found”, he whisper-yells, staring at the spoon at his feet.
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    Five times Kenny seems to fit himself seamlessly in Creek’s relationship + one time when they finally talk about it.

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    “I’ll only leave if Craig gives me a hint.” Clyde said, crossing his arms.

    Craig let out a long drawn out side and lifted his head from off the table. “He lives in the woods.”

    Clyde gasped, “No way!”

    No one lived in the woods except barbarians and there was no way a barbarian would date Craig. They kept to themselves and were very aggressive towards outsiders.

    It’s an unspoken rule to never go there but it seems like neither Craig’s lover or Craig listened.

     

    OR, Clyde finds out that Craig is dating a barbarian through a series of unfortunate events.

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    "Tweek! Son, we are so sorry that we drugged you! We promise, if you bail us out, we will never... " Mr. Tweek cut himself off. He heard a tiny little voice yelling "Daddy!"

    Or

    How will the Tweaks react to not being able to see their granddaughter?

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    Bailey Marsh doesn't know why his parents want to return back to their home town of South Park when they had a perfectly fine life in the big City of New York. Bailey is annoyed he must leave his life, friends and sports teams behind back in New York and just for the stupid, small mountain town of South Park, Colorado.

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    A Steek family a.u centric fic but make it angsty cause yes <3

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    Craig has a love inside him that most would balk at. He can't help it really; Tuckers only love romantically Once and all forms of their love is in Absolutes. Craig is so lucky lucky LUCKY that he found Tweek, Tweek who his family loves quite a lot! Tweek is so lucky lucky lucky to be LOVED so very much, enough to change his whole life. Luckily Laura is more than happy to show him how to handle the LOVE of a Tucker. How nice to have a mother that cares enough to teach him something important for once.

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    tweek wants to seriously know what the fuck is wrong with his damned near adopted child's parents and why they are the way they are. so he makes the decision to invite them to dinner.

    the answer to that question? a lot.

    - -

    in which tweek finds out his adoptive child's parents are very similar to his own fucked-up parents.

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    After a double date with Stan, Kyle, and his boyfriend Tweek, Craig tells Clyde all about how it went.

    How it all went very wrong...

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    tweek is running errands one day when he comes across a poor child wishing to die. recalling his own childhood and its subsequent consequences; tweek listens to his story and takes action.

    angsty one-shot i will expand upon.

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    Craig and Tweek have been over for a year yet Craig isn't over him and everyone can tell, including Tweek's new boyfriend, Stan.

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