Cosmicpanda13
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After several years of working under a Senior Researcher as the Foundation's newest recruit, Craig Tucker finds himself assigned to writing his first entry of one of the anomalies contained within the facility. From a sentient talking towel with a weed problem to a giant, hard-to-destroy reptile mech that wants to destroy humanity, he really doesn’t know what to expect from his new assignment. It definitely isn’t the timid, blond human male huddled in the corner of the room.
Craig can’t help but wonder why someone like him would be contained in a place like this…
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- Part 1 of SCP South Park AU
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“What the fuck is that?”
It’s only the most appropriate question when four guys from school that you don’t even like invite you over for a party, tell you they have something ‘cool’ that they want to show you,
And then pull a fucking embalmed hand out of their backpack.
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Turns out, he was just a late bloomer.
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It would pass well enough as the sky, sure. In fact, millions of Earth’s people went about their nights assuming it was. No one expected the sky to descend and snatch up thousands of people at a time. It —whatever It was— was a master at sensing life signatures and devouring them. And though Craig had the advantage of knowing about it, he wasn’t clever enough to outsmart it.
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Cramps & Cravings by Cosmicpanda13 for freakoid (FineTheCouchIsCoolToo)
Fandoms: South Park
31 Oct 2024
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It’s driving him crazy. He must be crazy to actually enjoy feeling this way. To actually want the vampire to return.
And to Tweek’s great relief, it does return just as it promised it would.
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A secret order of demon worshippers is conducting brutal human sacrifices in a snow-covered American town. Each victim is left at a precise location, their bodies forming the five points of a massive pentagram. Their final goal is to summon a prince of Hell.
Craig Tucker, a teenage exorcist raised by the Church, arrives in South Park under orders to investigate the killings. Among his classmates is a twitchy blond boy who prays to dark idols and claims to use black magic. He’s harmless. Maybe. But Craig knows better than to trust what feels innocent.
The longer he stays, the more the lines blur between hunter and haunted.Bookmarked by Cosmicpanda13
18 Nov 2025
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Craig Tucker tries to figure out dating in high school in a totally normal, morally sound way.
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24 Dec 2024
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A Halloween gift exchange featuring shadowy monster Tweek and poor horny/scared Craig
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31 Oct 2024
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“‘Allow yourself to give in to your most repressed urges and release all the stress of modern life with this immersive experience catered to your pleasure,’ huh…” Stan reads the text aloud, so that the others can know what it says as well. “‘With full customization and a limitless amount of options, Euphoria shall be your gateway to a bliss-filled paradise where even the darkest fantasies can be made a reality.’”
As Stan lets those words sink in, he sets the box back down in his lap as he gives the hooded man next to him an incredulous look. “Kenny what the fuck is this?”
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In a strange twist of fate, Kenny stumbles upon a magical board game that whisks him the boys away to a realm of sheer, unfettered pleasure.Bookmarked by Cosmicpanda13
08 Aug 2023
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“Tell me I’m a bad man, kick me like a stray…”
Craig Tucker is a priest with a secret. When strange happenings and unexplained occurances begin in his church, he’s faced with a demon who wants much more than his soul.
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20 Jul 2023