igneousbitch
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all our nights taste like gold by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2022
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I [24F] call my best friend [23F] every pet name under the sun, and she’s only called me “darling” once when we were having makeup sex on her couch after this huge fight because she insisted on climbing to the top of this fucked up lighthouse and nearly broke her ass on a stair. Anyway, I’ve been trying to get her to say it again via sexual favours, chivalry, cooking, being generally hot and charming etc etc but none of it is working. (To be clear, the sex and cooking with her make me happy. It’s not like I’m just doing it so she calls me names.) Any advice appreciated. Thanks!
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(Unsolved AU Gideon and Harrow get up to some shenanigans.)
(Or: Brief “who ya gonna call” scenes that fit together in some capacity. Consider the loose main premise to be Gideon’s mission to get Harrow to call her “darling” again. Consider also that the author is unhinged, and that the stronger thread that binds these chapters together is Yearning and vague plot.)
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- Part 3 of unsolved au
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never saw you coming by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jan 2022
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Two idiots and one mildly criminal New Year’s Eve operation.
(In which Harrow Nonagesimus has a score to settle, and Gideon comes along to make sure she doesn’t get her tiny ass stuck in an even tinier window. It’s definitely not because she likes her.)
(OR: the “who ya gonna call?” art school prequel, but just the part where they put a tilapia in John’s office.)
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- Part 2 of unsolved au
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maybe if the mood is right by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Nov 2021
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To: Gideon Nav [14 Oct 2021 11:34am]
Hello Griddle. I hope this message finds you well. I’m just following up with our conversation over breakfast; please clarify what time I should be at your office for the roleplay. Best, HarrowharkTo: Harrowhark Nonagesimus [14 Oct 2021 11:39am]
Harrow. We are married. Why are you emailing me this like a weirdo? Check your phone. And 2-3pm, please. Warmly, YOUR LITERAL WIFE-
In which Dr. Nonagesimus and Dr. Nav are busy professors wives just trying to catch a break.
(Or: Five times college professors Gideon and Harrow mess up the teacher/student role play, and one time where they get it just right.)
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what spring does with cherry trees by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Aug 2021
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It’s their fourth lunar spring, and the purple-budded tree outside their cottage blooms right on time.
(Or: After the war, Gideon and Harrow settle down on a familiar Edenite moon. There’s a tree that blooms sex pollen for only one day a year. The Nonagesimus-Nav household insists on making a tradition out of it.)
Series
- Part 2 of at the end of the world
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no dull promise by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 May 2021
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A very long time ago, she had desired a Cohort drop-ship, a front line to trample and spill blood on. A place to swing her sword, and appear sexily with a blaster. Mostly, she wanted to get the fuck away from the Ninth.
Funny how that had worked out.
The Ninth herself slipped in through the gap.
Gideon considered now, I would kill anyone who tried to take me from her.Gideon and Harrow finally get called on to fight.
Recent series
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unsolved au by igneousbitch
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2022
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at the end of the world by igneousbitch
Fandom The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Aug 2021
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Canon-divergent story about two lesbians who fall in love and learn how to get properly nasty on the moon.
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"practice, right?" by vellichoric
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
01 Feb 2026
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Percy continued. “That’s why I’m doing it with you. Just like my reading. It's practice.”
“Yeah,” she agreed.
Annabeth Chase knows everything. Everyone knows Annabeth Chase knows everything. But Annabeth Chase knows that she has no idea how to kiss someone, and Percy Jackson is the only person she trusts with that information.
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There were rumors we were in need of more kissing-practice fics. I live to appease the people.- Language:
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Bookmarked by igneousbitch
04 Feb 2026
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Run at the Cup. by TheHomelyBadger
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
29 Apr 2023
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“So that’s why I bring Violet Wickett up,” says the first, feminine voice, “because there’s two things that have defined Vi her entire career. How hard she plays as a forward, especially on defence, and her rivalry with Caitlyn Kiramman.”
“See, if I’m Mel Medarda, I’m not even giving Wickett another glance. I’m taking Kiramman with my first pick and grabbing from the end of the Ironfist’s bench.”
“That’s what makes this so delicious, though, Jack. Mel Medarda can get both of them.”
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Hockey AU. The RHL is expanding, and both Caitlyn and Vi are up for grabs, their rivalry being a well documented storyline in the RHL for twelve years. What happens, however, when they're both taken to a new team? What happens when a relationship forged in belief of only seeing each other once in a while on road games is faced with playing beside each other every day?
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- Part 1 of The Runeterra Hockey League
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- 33/33
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09 Dec 2025
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Here at the End of All Things by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Jan 2025
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After destroying the same world he always dreamed of saving, Viktor must live out decades of solitude.
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05 Jan 2025
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wound care by weatheredlaw for Sinister_Queer
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 May 2022
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"No, you don't get to know," Jayce snaps. "You forfeited that right when you had your lawyer serve me with our fucking divorce papers in the emergency room!"
or: jayce and viktor are two brilliant surgeons at piltover general. when a tough patient brings them closer together, old troubles make themselves known.
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- Part 1 of healing and treating
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- English
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18 Dec 2024
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when the war quiets down, strike up the band by phiresong
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
06 Dec 2024
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"Professor Talis!" A young man strides towards them, Academy-crest pin gleaming on his jacket. Jayce raises his hand in greeting, but the kid breezes right past him and stops a respectable distance from Viktor's chair. "I tried to sign up for your class this semester, but the waitlist was miles long--"
Viktor and Jayce end up in a new world. In the middle of their honeymoon. There's a lot to figure out.
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Bookmarked by igneousbitch
11 Dec 2024