11 Works by igneousbitch
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all our nights taste like gold by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2022
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I [24F] call my best friend [23F] every pet name under the sun, and she’s only called me “darling” once when we were having makeup sex on her couch after this huge fight because she insisted on climbing to the top of this fucked up lighthouse and nearly broke her ass on a stair. Anyway, I’ve been trying to get her to say it again via sexual favours, chivalry, cooking, being generally hot and charming etc etc but none of it is working. (To be clear, the sex and cooking with her make me happy. It’s not like I’m just doing it so she calls me names.) Any advice appreciated. Thanks!
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(Unsolved AU Gideon and Harrow get up to some shenanigans.)
(Or: Brief “who ya gonna call” scenes that fit together in some capacity. Consider the loose main premise to be Gideon’s mission to get Harrow to call her “darling” again. Consider also that the author is unhinged, and that the stronger thread that binds these chapters together is Yearning and vague plot.)
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- Part 3 of unsolved au
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never saw you coming by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jan 2022
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Two idiots and one mildly criminal New Year’s Eve operation.
(In which Harrow Nonagesimus has a score to settle, and Gideon comes along to make sure she doesn’t get her tiny ass stuck in an even tinier window. It’s definitely not because she likes her.)
(OR: the “who ya gonna call?” art school prequel, but just the part where they put a tilapia in John’s office.)
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- Part 2 of unsolved au
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maybe if the mood is right by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Nov 2021
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To: Gideon Nav [14 Oct 2021 11:34am]
Hello Griddle. I hope this message finds you well. I’m just following up with our conversation over breakfast; please clarify what time I should be at your office for the roleplay. Best, HarrowharkTo: Harrowhark Nonagesimus [14 Oct 2021 11:39am]
Harrow. We are married. Why are you emailing me this like a weirdo? Check your phone. And 2-3pm, please. Warmly, YOUR LITERAL WIFE-
In which Dr. Nonagesimus and Dr. Nav are busy professors wives just trying to catch a break.
(Or: Five times college professors Gideon and Harrow mess up the teacher/student role play, and one time where they get it just right.)
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what spring does with cherry trees by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Aug 2021
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It’s their fourth lunar spring, and the purple-budded tree outside their cottage blooms right on time.
(Or: After the war, Gideon and Harrow settle down on a familiar Edenite moon. There’s a tree that blooms sex pollen for only one day a year. The Nonagesimus-Nav household insists on making a tradition out of it.)
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- Part 2 of at the end of the world
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no dull promise by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 May 2021
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A very long time ago, she had desired a Cohort drop-ship, a front line to trample and spill blood on. A place to swing her sword, and appear sexily with a blaster. Mostly, she wanted to get the fuck away from the Ninth.
Funny how that had worked out.
The Ninth herself slipped in through the gap.
Gideon considered now, I would kill anyone who tried to take me from her.Gideon and Harrow finally get called on to fight.
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GHAZAL WHERE I'M BEGGING YOU TO TOUCH ME by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Apr 2021
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You had your body and I had mine, and it was a miracle. Your hands against my face were a miracle. The rest of your meat attached to your hands was a prayer answered and a promise broken, but we were flush and gasping and alive, and Harrow—I really thought you might’ve kissed me then.
But I felt it happen. The way your breath suddenly stilled, and your body locked up beneath mine, remembering. How with splintering gentleness, you pushed me away.
“I’m so sorry,” was the second thing you said upon waking.
The first thing had been my name.
Stranded in a safehouse on an Edenite moon, Gideon and Harrow try to put themselves back together.
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- Part 1 of at the end of the world
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who ya gonna call? by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Mar 2021
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“Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
“Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
“I seriously fucking hate you.”-
(Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)
(or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)
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- Part 1 of unsolved au
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“You think I'm the only one with blood on my hands? Look at yours, Catra. Are you proud of what you’ve become?" Catra's back hits the marble wall. "A mercenary? The mighty general of the Myrmidon army? This isn't the Catra I know.”
“You don't know me as well as you think you do,” Catra spits.
Adora surges forward, hands whipping out to press against the wall on either side of Catra’s head. Catra clenches her fists at her sides. Their breaths mingle.
Sandalwood and sweat. Adora’s mouth is red as a pomegranate.
“I know everything about you,” Adora whispers.—
In the golden age of heroes, Adora is the best of the Greeks.
After spending several years on the slopes of Mount Pelion, training with the centaur Mara, Adora is finally called to lead her mother’s army to Troy as the Commander of the Myrmidons. What makes things complicated is the fact that Catra, her childhood best friend turned bitter rival, is Adora's second-in-command.
(The Song of Achilles/Iliad Catradora AU.)
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Makkachinning's Interview headcanon by Baph, igneousbitch for igneousbitch
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
11 Sep 2018
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OH BOY's Headcanon about Victuri in interviews.
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Viktor religiously follows the doctrine: "If I'm going to fail, I may as well look good while doing it."
It's exam season. Viktor's stress levels are proportionate to the amount of brand name items he wears on his person. Yuuri is both aroused and concerned.
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The only type of dating geologists are good at is radioactive carbon-dating. The rest goes completely over their heads.
(Viktor and Yuuri are geology professors leading a field course in Western Australia. Chaos ensues.)
Alfred shifts awkwardly. Looks at Viktor and Yuuri, and asks, “So, uh. Are you guys dating?”
Yuuri greatly misunderstands, and Viktor panics.
Of course we are, Yuuri says. Rather critically, he thinks to himself: why else would he be here, in the scorching, godforsaken heat, surrounded by a hundred kilos of rock, if not for the purpose of radiometric dating?