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    “It wouldn’t count?” Ron’s voice is dubious but Harry’s known him long enough to tell that his body language screams interested.

    Hermione nods encouragingly. “Not if you stay still—that’s key. If you move, that will make it count so you have to be quite careful to stay completely still.”

    “Stay still.” Ron passes a glance to Harry where he sits the other side of Hermione, squashed up against the arm of the small settee. “While my…is inside you? I dunno…”

    Considering what they’re discussing, Harry finds it amusing that Ron can’t say the actual word.

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    Or, Harry, Ron, and Hermione engage in a little soaking.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Hi,” she begins, tone casual because that’s what they are—casual. Or so he insists. “Shouldn’t you be resting before it starts up again?”

    He draws to a halt in front of her, chest heaving. She lifts her butterbeer between them, brows raised invitingly.

    “Thirsty?”

    He ignores the offer, eyes burning into hers with unblinking intensity.

    “What’re you playing at?” he grits out, the words low and just for her. With his back to the room, no one else can see the way his entire being is radiating displeasure.

    But that’s the way it’s always been. A secret between them, no one else the wiser.

    She takes the sip instead, eyeing him over the rim.

    “You’re the one playing,” she remarks lightly. “I’m just on the sidelines.”

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    Or when Hermione and Draco are in a situationship and both secretly want more.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Having fled to the States after the end of the war to heal out of the public's eye, Hermione Granger had been given an extension to the Marriage Act of 2003 enforced in the UK.

    However, that extension ran out and when she returned home, she received a welcome in the form of her Ministry Mandated Match.

    Fred Gideon Weasley.

    It should have been a disaster but Hermione didn’t remember him being that tall, or smelling that good. How long had she really been gone to miss Freddie getting that bloody hot?

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.

    When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...

    (Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    It’s a tell he has. Something he never quite managed to work through or tame, blame it on the years spent running towards certain death.

    He has broken a few pitchers, numerous water fountains, his mom’s bird feeder one time. Messed with the camp’s plumbing enough to be persona non grata around the shower area and has been steering clear of sewer grates, just in case. It’s fine, really. Nothing he can’t handle.

    But when Annabeth takes a seat next to him with what looks like a brick but really is a cake, Percy suddenly wishes he’d taken the time to try.

    Percy's powers sell him out with every emotional turmoil, for better or worse. A rewrite of Percy and Annabeth's first kiss, based on the Last Olympian.

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    05 Feb 2026