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    In college, Lan Zhan meets Wei Ying.

    Wei Ying is the most irritating person Lan Zhan has ever met. Loud. Obnoxious. Full of himself. He is clever in the way people who are aware that they’re clever are, and vocal about it as well. He is insufferable. And impossibly, unfairly gorgeous.

    He is also straight.

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    aka it's always you the sad version.

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    English
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    228,075
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    1,562
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    1,178
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    182
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    49,110
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    In college, Wei Ying meets Lan Zhan.

    Lan Zhan is the most beautiful person Wei Ying has ever seen. Most interesting as well. He is talented, and clever, and funny, and Wei Ying has never met anyone like him.

    He is also gay.

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    In which Wei Ying discovers his sexuality and falls in love, Lan Zhan thinks they're only fucking around, and everyone but Wei Ying is convinced that he is straight.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225,345
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    1,776
    Kudos:
    1,502
    Bookmarks:
    288
    Hits:
    63,184
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    Time will never cease to pass, as all things do, as even the Yiling Patriarch one day will.

    One day soon.

    [This story is a standalone, collected in a series for thematic reasons. No familiarity with other works in the series is required.]

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,000
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    414
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    "Eddie ran us this one-shot once," Dustin says, and Steve startles. He startles because he was just thinking about Eddie fucking Munson and how he stupidly wishes Eddie was alive, was here at this moment. Startles because Dustin’s voice is low but he speaks right at the respite between faraway booms, and it’s a bit like a lightning strike, splitting the silence in a flash.

    "What’s a one-shot?" Steve asks.

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    It's the apocalypse. It's also just another night keeping guard.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    198
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    Some of the ways it could've gone instead.

    (A collection of "what if" stories occurring in the extended multiverse of it's always you.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,422
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,915
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    "Ugh, Harrington, you’re really… You’re so horribly straight, aren’t you."

    "What’s that supposed to mean?!"

    "It means…" Eddie drops his hands and takes a deep breath and when he looks at Steve his face looks… different. None of that usual Eddie attitude. In a voice much softer, eyes cast low, he says, "It means, when a guy tells another guy that they’re gay, it’s often because… Jesus fucking Christ." He sighs, rubs his hand over his jeans, swallows. "I’m into you. That’s all."

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    It's the summer after Vecna, everyone is figuring their shit out, and Steve learns that Eddie Munson is apparently into him.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,000
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    513
    Kudos:
    1,382
    Bookmarks:
    307
    Hits:
    26,543
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    "What exactly did he say, didi?" Lan Xichen asks gently, while already hatching elaborate revenge plans in his head.

    Wangji reverts to his mumbling.

    "I couldn’t hear what you said," Lan Xichen says, not without regret. He wants to be able to help, but if whatever this Wei Ying boy told his little brother is truly so horrible…

    "He said," Wangji says, loud as if to defy him — defy this Wei Ying boy, maybe — "that one day, he and I would get married."

    Ah.

    That was, indeed, very rude of him.

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    Lan Xichen is an older brother, first and foremost.

    Language:
    English
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    10,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    955
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    4,498
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    "So it was all for nothing." Eddie laughs a humorless laugh. Figures, the one time he decides to be the hero, and it amounts to fucking nada.

    Steve says, "No."

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    Eddie wakes up. Vecna is still alive.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    588
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    It took Steve way, way too long to notice that since he'd come back from the Upside Down Eddie was always, always fully covered by his clothes.

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    Something's wrong with Eddie. Steve just wants to help.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    524
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    2,932
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    "Everyone hates me." Wei Ying swirls the tea in his cup and Lan Wangji’s heart aches. "When you find out what I did, you’re going to hate me the most."

    "I won’t—" Lan Wangji starts, but Wei Ying interrupts.

    "I know. You won’t find out. We’re never getting out of here, Lan Zhan. Every day is my birthday." He laughs.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1,617
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    "Dude, you’re not a sellout." Steve leans in his direction, arms crossed over his knees, gaze intent. Eddie looks away. "You’re amazing."

    Eddie groans.

    "Seriously," Steve continues relentlessly, driving the point home. "Those lyrics — no one writes like that, man. It was easier to save the world than to ask you for your number? I thought it was brilliant."

    Oh, if only he knew.

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    Eddie's unrequited love song accidentally becomes a hit.

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    English
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    6,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    416
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,638
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    Lan Zhan is — a friend. A guy. That takes the pressure off, knowing they’re doing this as friends, that Wei Ying doesn’t have to perform. And, he’ll admit, it’s flattering that Lan Zhan wants him. The guy is gorgeous. And when he said "I know how to please a man," in that deep, silky voice of his —

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    Straight boy Wei Ying enters a friends with benefits arrangement with his gay roommate and best friend, Lan Zhan.

    It absolutely doesn't awaken anything in him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,090
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    535
    Kudos:
    1,293
    Bookmarks:
    365
    Hits:
    23,633
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    "A-Zhan, when are you going to find somebody? I'm not getting any younger!"

    Neither is Lan Zhan. You don’t see him making such a fuss about it.

    The thing that makes all of it worse — the thing Lan Zhan will never admit to his uncle, is rather reluctant to admit even to himself, because it’s fine, it really is, he’s fine — it that Lan Zhan does want. A family. He wants what his brother has, except maybe with one less partner in the mix. Ultimately, he’d like to be — in a relationship.

    The problem is, relationships don’t really seem to want him.

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    It's Lan Zhan's birthday. It's Mianmian's wedding. 5 POVs of how wangxian meet, and one POV from a few days after.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    706
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    4,380
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    "Great news! The Sunshot Campaign is over!"

    The Yiling Patriarch is forgotten.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    3,337
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    It’s been a year, today. A year of wearing a borrowed body, and all of a sudden, Wei Wuxian doesn’t feel like getting up and getting on with his day.

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    Some days are not great and that's okay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    465
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    2,297
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    "I am also arranged to be married," the dragon says, breaking the silence.

    "Ah?!" Wei Wuxian is gaping. Could it be that — certainly not. His… his intended husband is the Second Jade of Lan, only lower in rank to the clan leader. Surely, the night before his wedding, he wouldn’t be found wandering the grounds, catching stray foxes who broke through the Lan defensive spells. It has to be a coincidence.

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    The night before his wedding, Foxxian, noted slut, sneaks out for one last night of debauchery.

    Language:
    English
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    8,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    2,311
    Bookmarks:
    389
    Hits:
    16,293
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    "I’m so fucking horny," Wei Ying moans. She really is — she starts running a hand down her body, sweaty throat, unpleasantly sticky dip between her breasts, and then she is too tired to continue.

    "Wei Ying." Poor Lan Zhan, the heat has affected her even worse. Wei Ying’s beautiful, articulate Lan Zhan, spending the last three days with a blush high in her cheeks, blinking these slow, miserable blinks. "I know," Lan Zhan says. "Me too."

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    The AC is broken.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    439
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    4,240
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    Wolfwood can’t really be blamed for grabbing the front of Vash’s stupid white shirt, pulling him close mid-slander, and yelling at him, "You can suck my balls, Needle-noggin!"

    Really, perfectly understandable.

    What’s less understandable is how, for one moment, Vash’s gaze, it… darts. Down there.

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    While wandering the desert with Vash and his broken bike, Wolfwood contemplates.

    Language:
    English
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    2,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    784
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    Lan Wangji does not think in words. He thinks in colors. Music. Impressions. Patterns. He knows words because he has to, uses them to convey his meaning in a narrow and restricted world, but they are not his medium.

    His mother was the smell of gentians, their lovely blue color, the quiet of the Jingshi. A hint of cold, now and forevermore.

    His brother is the warmth of golden sunlight on deep brown wood. Soft, lilting notes. Smiling eyes.

    His uncle is the smell of ink, the bare white of a brand new scroll, the articulate brushstrokes of calligraphy.

    His guqin is his home. They are one and the same.

    His life is peaceful. Ordered.

    Or so it used to be.

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    A story about love and loss and discovery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,596
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    826
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    8,328
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    Maybe if Wei Ying is sweet enough, generous enough, loving enough now, then Lan Zhan will forgive him for the disaster that had been earlier.

    Oh, who is Wei Ying kidding. Bad sex is forever. No one forgets it. He certainly hasn’t; all of his failed past attempts are currently parading themselves in his brain, like a fashion show of bad dick maneuvers.

    Their relationship may survive this — for a little while, at least — but Wei Ying? Wei Ying is doomed now. From now on, Lan Zhan won’t be able to look at him without thinking, this is the man who failed to top me.

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    Wei Ying and Lan Zhan try something new.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,751
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    853
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
    8,179

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