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Violet Tiaras by Gorillazgal86, improfem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2020
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Crowley has never fallen into anything with anyone, let alone a human, but when she is assigned to the Poetess Sappho, she herself is tempted by her quick-wit and beautiful mind. It’s all going rather well in fact, until Aziraphale appears unexpectedly.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Crowley’s shaggin’ Sappho
So Aziraphale thought she would toSeries
- Part 1 of Plenteous Crop
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"Francis you old brute, will you let me get on with my work, please?" Crowley's voice was laced with affection and laughter, but held just a hint of that old familiar and directive tone.
Steel wrapped in rich red velvet, and wielded by a woman who knew exactly what to do with this weapon. It raised the hair on the back of Aziraphale's neck, and he pulled back carefully, heart racing and mouth suddenly dry with desire."
As with all Plenteous Crop fics so far, this can be read as a stand alone fic.
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- Part 3 of Plenteous Crop
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Bird of Paradise by Gorillazgal86, improfem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2020
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"Crowley has no right to barge into his space like this, looking exactly as he does, the perfectly form fitting band of the trousers, slung far too low to be considered decent only drawing attention to those perfectly slim hips. So Aziraphale tears his eyes away from the sight, focusing instead on the shelf of books behind Crowley.
//Vile tempter,// Aziraphale thinks, certain that Crowley is finding this role very amenable indeed, there were certainly more difficult ways to earn a soul, than traipsing about as a sultan's favourite, spoiled and pampered, adored beyond what was reasonable. "
While this fic is part of a series, it reads as a fully stand alone story.
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- Part 2 of Plenteous Crop
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Post botched apocalypse, with a mysterious traitor on the run and a boss out of the picture, Beelzebub and Dagon are left to pick up the pieces of their corporate machine.
That amount of stress can get to a demon, so it's a good thing they can turn to each other for a bit of relief.Series
- Part 1 of (In)Human Resources
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Yet to Have Your Finest Hour by Gorillazgal86, improfem for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Apr 2020
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Silence settles over them again. Crowley crouches against the wall, clutching the receiver in a sweaty, cramped hand, heart going like anything. Neither of them knows what to say, but they can't bear to hang up either, so they just listen to each other breathe. Crowley's heart is painfully heavy, full to the point of bursting, and he's so, so fucking hard all of a sudden.
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Polite Conversation by Gorillazgal86, improfem for Gorillazgal86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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Two things are absolutely true: Crowley loves making himself a minor-to-severe nuisance to his surroundings, and he loves his angel. So making extremely suggestive conversation in public seems like a perfect way to spend a boring afternoon. (Un)fortunately for him, these things are also true: Aziraphale can out-bastard Crowley any day, and his schemes always, always come back to haunt him.
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“Just as you predicted. Don’t worry, there’s not a scratch on you -- me -- oh, dear, this is going to be terribly confusing.” And then Aziraphale is clutching his lapels and pulling him up (up!) into a kiss.
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Aziraphale's eyebrow arched as Crowley sat in the chair, only after having received permission to do so. So often, the demon would sprawl himself across the nearest surface, invited or otherwise. And yet even when sitting right now, his posture was straighter, his gaze more attentive. Obedient, even.
Aziraphale and Crowley have an arrangement. One could say it's mutually satisfying.
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Every Sense of the Word by improfem, Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2019
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Aziraphale puts his hand on top of Crowley’s and Crowley can feel the blood drain from his head. His face feels hot and his eyeballs hurt and the room starts to close in. The last thing Crowley knows is the sensation of his knees hitting the floor as he slithers out of his chair.
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Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis are a year into their godparenting assignment, and things are looking good. If, by 'looking good', you mean Warlock Dowling seems to be a perfectly normal child with a slightly unorthodox appreciation of stories about witch burnings.
If, by normal, you mean something along the lines of marvellous, all ship-shaped, just tickety-boo, you would find yourself in strong disagreement with a certain demon. After a year of near constant contact with her angel, Crowley is ready to make some very, very stupid decisions. Lucky for her, Harriet Dowling is a frustrated, lonely mother with a marriage on the brink of combustion, and more than happy to help.
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Five Nice Days (And One Accurate Confession) by improfem for celtic7irish
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Sep 2019
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For most of their millennia-old acquaintance, Aziraphale has been aware that he is utterly, deeply in love with Crowley. For the entirety of their acquaintance, he has also been aware that demons, do not, in fact, experience love. So when a sick Crowley is in need of help, he is prepared to put centuries of pining aside and, once again, avoid talking about his feelings at all costs. That is, until the alcohol intervenes.
(Rated E only for the smut at the very end of Ch 5)
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Filthy Habits by improfem for Gorillazgal86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2019
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Self-help books… had that been one of his inventions? Or just one he’d taken credit for? Sometimes it was hard to keep track. In any case, humans always found their ways to make any demonic invention even more insidious. Attacking each other on Twitter over what you were or weren’t ‘allowed’ to do according to some self-appointed guru’s life philosophy came to mind.
An idea tugged at the corner of his mind, and as was his custom, Crowley immediately put it into words. Start thinking things through, and every bad idea loses half the appeal.
“So.” He tried his best to sound nonchalant, “Since you love this woman so much, is today the day I finally introduce you to the meaning of the phrase ‘Netflix and Chill’?”
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In the aftermath of the non-pocalypse, Crowley struggles with returning to a 'normal' life. How do you decide what work is worth doing, and which habits to keep, when you're a disgraced demon? Meanwhile, Aziraphale has issues of his own, namely: How on earth do you define the difference between divine and personal love, and could online dating be the answer?
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Crowley has a fantasy about having sex in a church. Aziraphale is sceptical, but happy to be convinced.
Shoutout to the person on tumblr who described this as "a blasphemous, loving, celestial, intimate praise-kink of a wahoo", because it's probably the highest compliment I have ever received for my writing as well as more accurate than any summary I could provide.
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Studying in America, Anzu hadn't expected to see her friends over the Christmas holidays.
When Mokuba unexpectedly flies them in to make everyone a part of a very Kaiba Christmas, she's stuck with buying a last-minute Secret Santa gift for the elder Kaiba.
And who better to help with that than her very dear friend, the bane of Kaiba's existence, Katsuya? -
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After a lazy day at the beach, Mai and Anzu share a steamy shower.
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Anzu has become a dancer and is working on a Musical production in Germany, Mai comes to visit her while in Europe for a tournament.
Just when Mai is certain there's a spark between them, though, Anzu's attention seems to be otherwise occupied. -
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In which Anzu has a crush.
And is definitely not living with them.(In other words I'm finally getting around to how copyshipping actually started.)
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- Part 4 of Gravitas-Verse
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As a travelling duelist, Mai spends a lot of time in hotels, including when she visits Domino.
Thanks to her boyfriend, though, those ones feel a lot more like home.Series
- Part 1 of Gravitas-Verse
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Seto has a date.
And not a clue how to go about it.